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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2020 21:38:24 GMT
We're All In the Same Boat... Since Lockdown, some people keep saying this, but then i thought, we may be in a boat of sorts, but some are in their own Yacht, some stuck on Cruse Ship & some in a Dingy.. so it does not make sense..Any others??
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Post by salopstick on Jun 27, 2020 21:42:19 GMT
“It’s fucking shit”
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Post by Paul Spencer on Jun 27, 2020 21:46:55 GMT
"Following the science ..."
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jun 27, 2020 21:56:26 GMT
New normal
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 27, 2020 21:58:37 GMT
“Ramping up”
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Post by Gods on Jun 27, 2020 22:02:41 GMT
"A 'ring of steel' around our Care Homes"
errrr...yeah, right!
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Post by Gods on Jun 27, 2020 22:03:38 GMT
It's the 'old normal' I want back, that should be our ambition!
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 27, 2020 22:06:22 GMT
“Still furloughed”
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2020 22:07:01 GMT
"Have you finished everything on that list yet?"
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 27, 2020 22:09:48 GMT
When is B&Q open🙄
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Post by danceswithclams on Jun 27, 2020 22:14:45 GMT
I went to B&Q on the day it fully re-opened. Asked an employee on the carpark how big the queue was. "Same size as the 'B'" came the reply.
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Post by longdistancekiddie on Jun 27, 2020 22:16:05 GMT
Get it done, whilst banging the board
What a load of bollix
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 27, 2020 22:27:39 GMT
Project restart
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Post by Paul Spencer on Jun 27, 2020 22:29:14 GMT
"It comes from CHY-NAH" "Kung Flu" FFS!
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Post by Gods on Jun 27, 2020 22:32:29 GMT
Captain Tom and his frigging walking frame.
Smashing fella I'm sure but I can go to my grave without ever seeing him again!
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 27, 2020 22:32:39 GMT
The Mrs “Don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?” Me “I’ve only had sheven, you know I hate odd numbershhh” 🤪
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Post by longdistancekiddie on Jun 27, 2020 22:37:37 GMT
World class,,,
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 27, 2020 22:41:39 GMT
Captain Tom and his frigging walking frame. Smashing fella I'm sure but I can go to my grave without ever seeing him again! Erm..... Captain Sir Thomas Moore if you don’t mind😉
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Post by spiderpuss on Jun 27, 2020 23:57:05 GMT
TV: "Another chance to see" Banks: "We'll supporting businesses all the way", no you're not you robbing cnuts.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 28, 2020 0:40:34 GMT
"Normal" is an adjective, "normality" is the noun, you fucking plebs.
Likewise, anyone who uses the verb "hate" as a noun instead of "hatred" is a dickhead too.
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Post by danceswithclams on Jun 28, 2020 1:30:07 GMT
"Unprecedented times" or, as the woman who makes the PA announcements in my local Asda likes to say; "unpresidented times".
I'd like think that in doing this, she's making a surreptitious mordant comment on the current state of American democracy and the current incumbent of a role often described as 'leader of the free world'.
But then I remember that she works in Asda.
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Post by partickpotter on Jun 28, 2020 3:35:19 GMT
Stay Safe
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Post by Rick Grimes on Jun 28, 2020 6:53:25 GMT
Social distancing - people boast about the fact that they’re doing what they’re supposed to.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jun 28, 2020 7:07:36 GMT
Zoom
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jun 28, 2020 7:28:08 GMT
Ramping up World Class Road Map British Common sense Stay Alert
All Cummings doing. That cunt loves a slogan.
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Post by Davef on Jun 28, 2020 7:45:32 GMT
"Protocol".
Not exactly quotes, but...
Forcing people whose job it is to throw a ball back when it's gone into 10,000 capacity stand and there's nobody within 50 yards of them to wear a mask.
People expecting gratitude when they've treated you like you're carrying the Black Death.
People wearing masks in their own cars.
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Post by raythesailor on Jun 28, 2020 7:53:08 GMT
People approaching you on a canal tow path and suddenly disappearing into the Bushes.
Disappearing into the bushes when people approach you on a tow path and they don’t say thank you. 😀
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 28, 2020 8:19:03 GMT
Captain Tom and his frigging walking frame. Smashing fella I'm sure but I can go to my grave without ever seeing him again! Apparently Naga Munchetty is distraught, she's had to go back to her day job.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2020 8:32:05 GMT
The plan is working
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Post by cobhamstokey on Jun 28, 2020 8:34:37 GMT
“I’m bored” “It’s awful not being able to work at the moment”
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