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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2020 10:34:54 GMT
Jonathan Walters
TRUE STORY FROM YESTERDAY!..I was walking with my wife and dog out of the gate to my house and saw a man squatting, shorts around ankles, exposing everything and leaving us a presentPile of poo He spots us, pulls up shorts and proceeds to sprint off...
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...Looking like a runner, with short shorts, back pack and drinking straws coming out of his backpack. He set off at a rapid pace, disappeared around a bend and up an extremely steep country lane. I sprang over the gate and proceeded to chase the phantom shitter...
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...I soon realised this guy was a decent runner but he had seriously underestimated my hill sprinting ability. Running on a 45 degree hill I was catching him up fast whilst telling him so. He had all the gear and no idea! I caught him up stopping him in his tracks...
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...I proceeded to tell him to go back to clean it upPile of poo He then began to argue what he had done was acceptable and demands tissue paper and a bag! I told him to use the pretty red T-shirt he’s wearing. A neighbour hears the commotion...
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...She comes out and begins to tell him how disgusting he is. I have now frogmarched him back down to the site of the defecation and the offender, armed with a plastic bag provided by Lynne my neighbour, proceeds to clean up his mess...
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...With my phone in hand, I decided to take a short video of him doing so...as proof! He then physically removes my phone out of my hand saying No, No, No! I physically retrieve my phone back and he realises he’s still a runner, with all the gear and no idea!..
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...He quickly puts the plastic bag with offending substance into his backpack and runs off in the opposite direction-no doubt squelching the whole way home, which he said was 10 miles away. I hope his wife gets a whiff of him when he returns. Whilst this has been going on..
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...An older couple, having watched the whole episode unfold in front of them approach me. With a wry smile on his face the husband tells me that he told his wife “There’s no chance he’s getting away from him!” Honestly the lengths...
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...people are going to at the moment to avoid using their toilet roll is beyond me. I think the offender should come back and apologise to my wife, kids and neighbours who could’ve easily trod in his disgusting mess, or...
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...I could also post the video I took of him and put it on Social Media to hopefully deter him from doing this again 🤷🏽♂️
Remember to stay safe, social distance yourselves and don’t go shitting on other people’s property!
#poogate
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Post by yeokel on Mar 23, 2020 10:42:22 GMT
Goaaarn John.
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 23, 2020 11:10:47 GMT
I thought the punch line was going to be that the runner was Roberth Huth! That would have been a great ending.  |
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Post by adi on Mar 23, 2020 11:19:43 GMT
He can thank those pre season jaunts in Switzerland for the hill* running ability! 😂
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Post by xchpotter on Mar 23, 2020 11:39:11 GMT
Ha ha..seen the reply from Shawcross’ wife saying Ryan was on his way back to say sorry.😂😂😂
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