Man had sex with a Dolphin for a year, claims it seduced him

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Man had sex with a Dolphin for a year, claims it seduced him Mar 20, 2020 13:25:14 GMT

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I've genuinely seen it all now. The may well be one of, or if not the most bizzare story I've ever seen.

Malcolm claims Dolly “announced her intentions towards him” by positioning herself so he was rubbing against her.

He said: “I found that extraordinarily erotic. It's like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to.”
Then, one night after the theme park had closed, Malcolm says he and Dolly “eluded the male dolphin” so they could spend time alone and eventually had sex for the first time.

“I know what I'm talking about here because after we made love, the dolphin put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others' eyes for about a minute."

He also apparently had sex with a dog too, and none of it illegal, because Bestiality was allowed up till 2011 in Florida.

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harryburrows All Time Stoke City XI Posts: 23,945	Man had sex with a Dolphin for a year, claims it seduced him Mar 20, 2020 13:36:11 GMT via mobile sorethumbs and felonious like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by harryburrows on Mar 20, 2020 13:36:11 GMT Lucky the dolphin didn't squeal on him
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Man had sex with a Dolphin for a year, claims it seduced him Mar 20, 2020 15:42:23 GMT NassauDave likes this

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Post by raythesailor on Mar 20, 2020 15:42:23 GMT

Saw a cartoon the other day. Unfortunately don’t know how to do links.

Two Chimpanzees sitting on a bench, and the first one said “Did you know that Parrots die after they have had sex” ?

Second one thinks and then says “ No they don’t”.

First one replies “ well the one i shagged did “ !

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Man had sex with a Dolphin for a year, claims it seduced him Mar 21, 2020 18:55:07 GMT via mobile

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Mar 20, 2020 13:25:14 GMT chigstoke said:

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I've genuinely seen it all now. The may well be one of, or if not the most bizzare story I've ever seen.

Malcolm claims Dolly “announced her intentions towards him” by positioning herself so he was rubbing against her.

He said: “I found that extraordinarily erotic. It's like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to.”
Then, one night after the theme park had closed, Malcolm says he and Dolly “eluded the male dolphin” so they could spend time alone and eventually had sex for the first time.

“I know what I'm talking about here because after we made love, the dolphin put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others' eyes for about a minute."

He also apparently had sex with a dog too, and none of it illegal, because Bestiality was allowed up till 2011 in Florida.

I think the best part is the claim of being seduced by the dolphin as if being a dolphin fucker is somehow more acceptable than a dolphin rapist...

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cooper67 Stoke City Legend Posts: 2,969	Man had sex with a Dolphin for a year, claims it seduced him Mar 23, 2020 15:31:26 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by cooper67 on Mar 23, 2020 15:31:26 GMT Come on we've all been there after a few beers.
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