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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2020 20:54:33 GMT
Love the commentary. I was out panic-buying so missed the game. Thanks for the updates. Hopefully everyone gets home before we go into lockdown.
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Post by spiderpuss on Mar 14, 2020 21:13:16 GMT
Fucking nathan jones on quest tonight. No doubt waiting to tell us he put the foundations in place. Twat. got it on the tape so can just wind past that weirdo.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2020 21:46:38 GMT
What happend to the Stripper who ran on. I've taken her home and destroyed her. She's currently lying on my living room floor in a right state whilst I drink and wank.
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Post by RF10 on Mar 14, 2020 21:56:04 GMT
What happend to the Stripper who ran on. I've taken her home and destroyed her. She's currently lying on my living room floor in a right state whilst I drink and wank. Make sure you take her around Lance's.
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Post by freddie52 on Mar 14, 2020 21:56:44 GMT
What a fantastic thread lads and lasses! Almost as good as a match. Never stopped laughing. Brilliant Stokie humour. Well done all.
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Mar 14, 2020 22:47:30 GMT
Just managed to get on a bus back to Reading station, jesus what a stupid place for a ground. Did you expect it to be in Burslem?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2020 22:53:21 GMT
I've taken her home and destroyed her. She's currently lying on my living room floor in a right state whilst I drink and wank. Make sure you take her around Lance's. He won't answer his cellphone.
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Mar 14, 2020 22:53:24 GMT
No need for a new thread........ Players ratings , out of 9, only if you were there.......
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Post by spiderpuss on Mar 14, 2020 23:20:20 GMT
Just managed to get on a bus back to Reading station, jesus what a stupid place for a ground. Did you expect it to be in Burslem? at least that doesn't require a 24hr greyhound to get there.
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Post by marylandstoke on Mar 15, 2020 1:02:51 GMT
A pitch invader a woman is running around the pitch naked. The Police have sent a dog on to try and catch her. It's caused Clucas to faint. I believe one of Waggys friends came over all unnecessary as well. All you saw was a tartan blanket and a thermos go up followed by Trevor going down!
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Post by raythesailor on Mar 15, 2020 9:05:17 GMT
What was the final score? I had to switch channels to get the latest episode of “sell your junk out of the attic.”
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Post by riverman on Mar 15, 2020 10:08:40 GMT
5-4. Diouf won it with the last kick of the game though hardly anyone was left because someone coughed at the front and everyone rushed for the exits. It was Stenhousemuiresque outside so I hope everyone got back safe. Did anyone else spot Liam Lawrence stood on top of that burning car, stripped to the waist with a scarf wrapped around his head offering their top boys on? Die hard Stokie these days is Lenny! 👍
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Post by maninasuitcase on Mar 15, 2020 10:58:10 GMT
Diouf scored as he danced past Gus McPherson putting him on his arse before taking the mental at the fence. Great day out.
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Post by OldStokie on Mar 15, 2020 11:24:23 GMT
I had a real mental when Diouffy scored the winner and Nige was yelling "Stoke have scored! Oh, Stoke Have scored! The lads in red and white stockings have done it again! No way will be be relegated now! What do you think Liam?"
Liam Lawrence was giggling like the village idio when he replied, "Don't count your chickens Nige. There's still another minute to go and this ref has given them everything."
Then I had another mental when the final whistle went and Nige and Liam were laughing and chuckling and yelling like a pair of schoolkids.
I was in top form then until that idiot on P&G was moaning about our defence. We scored FIVE for fuxache! I did cheer up no end when I heard that both Vale and Crewe had lost. What a fantastic day.
OS.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2020 11:31:29 GMT
Nigel signed off the commentary with his usual 'By Jingo'
Michael waltzed into the press conference with a 6 pack of Guinness under his arms and blasted out 'Are we in Belfast yet?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2020 11:32:28 GMT
Did anyone pick up my phone? I left it by the yoghurt stall in the away end. Has a Hello Kitty phone case and the ring tone is the theme music to Albion Market. It isn't really the phone an worried about but it has sentimental photos of a random cat on it.
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Post by leicspotter on Mar 15, 2020 11:57:47 GMT
Another shite ref
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Post by raythesailor on Mar 15, 2020 12:44:46 GMT
One of the best threads for a long time. What do you think the lineup will be next week. Now that Jack can save penalty’s, he should be first choice.
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 15, 2020 12:59:30 GMT
What happend to the Stripper who ran on. I've taken her home and destroyed her. She's currently lying on my living room floor in a right state whilst I drink and wank. Make sure you was your hands afterwards for at least 20secs...
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Post by ohbottom on Mar 15, 2020 15:00:26 GMT
I've taken her home and destroyed her. She's currently lying on my living room floor in a right state whilst I drink and wank. Make sure you was your hands afterwards for at least 20secs... If you're not sure how long 20 seconds is, it's roughly 3 wanks.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2020 16:07:00 GMT
Don't forget to arrive 10 minutes earlier on Wednesday. The security have set up pools of hand sanitizer that everyone has to writhe around in after the turnstiles. Bring the stripper along. It'll make it that much more enjoyable.
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Post by Clayton Wood on Mar 15, 2020 17:19:44 GMT
Does anyone know if knotfm are discussing yesterdays game tonight?
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Post by alsagerstokie on Mar 15, 2020 17:26:50 GMT
Don't forget to arrive 10 minutes earlier on Wednesday. The security have set up pools of hand sanitizer that everyone has to writhe around in after the turnstiles. Bring the stripper along. It'll make it that much more enjoyable. Can the Stripper do it on a cold wed night in Stoke?
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Post by lawrieleslie on Mar 15, 2020 17:46:31 GMT
Corner. Use it. Oh and where’s the alternative commentary vs Reading?
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Post by raythesailor on Mar 15, 2020 23:16:06 GMT
I think that BIG JOHN RITCHIE the instigator of this thread should be unanimously awarded the honour of again being the OP of next Saturdays fixture after his sterling performance in instigating this thought provoking, non controversial, and entertaining thread.
BJ we await your next contribution next Saturday to entertain us, and save us from either self isolation or the local garden centre with you know who. 😁
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