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Post by bigjohnritchie on Mar 4, 2020 18:08:06 GMT
True story... I have a friend who works as a pharmacist. A lady came into the chemist" Duck , this inhaler that I've been given because I'm allergic to dog hair isn't working. I've been using it for 2 months and I'm no better" " Well it's usually very good"..let me think? ( a lot of people don't use them properly) "Show me how you use it" " Oh, I can't duck , I haven't got the dog with me, do you want me to get him and show you?" " What do you mean" " Show you how I spray the dog"
Unfortunately , it happened at a chemist in Stoke
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Post by chuffedstokie on Mar 4, 2020 19:46:56 GMT
Oh dear.
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Post by richie22 on Mar 4, 2020 20:14:33 GMT
I know of someone who reads these pages that managed to use viagra jelly in a manner other than directed, many moons ago one of the lads From football produced this cheap shit viagra jelly that he had procured on his recent Bulgarian holiday, he offered it around to any takers, said Person took it away for his and his partners use that night, at the next match when asked how it went down ‘fuck all happened’ ... turns out the very small jelly like whatever it was had been rubbed into his hands and then onto his tally-whacker, he couldn’t rise too the occasion. And you thought we forgot Wayne
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Post by bathstoke on Mar 4, 2020 20:23:22 GMT
I know of someone who reads these pages that managed to use viagra jelly in a manner other than directed, many moons ago one of the lads From football produced this cheap shit viagra jelly that he had procured on his recent Bulgarian holiday, he offered it around to any takers, said Person took it away for his and his partners use that night, at the next match when asked how it went down ‘fuck all happened’ ... turns out the very small jelly like whatever it was had been rubbed into his hands and then onto his tally-whacker, he couldn’t rise too the occasion. And you thought we forgot Wayne Are you saying it was for oral...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2020 20:42:44 GMT
I know of someone who reads these pages that managed to use viagra jelly in a manner other than directed, many moons ago one of the lads From football produced this cheap shit viagra jelly that he had procured on his recent Bulgarian holiday, he offered it around to any takers, said Person took it away for his and his partners use that night, at the next match when asked how it went down ‘fuck all happened’ ... turns out the very small jelly like whatever it was had been rubbed into his hands and then onto his tally-whacker, he couldn’t rise too the occasion. And you thought we forgot Wayne That's weird, I know a chap from America who did exactly the same
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Post by felonious on Mar 4, 2020 20:49:07 GMT
I remember year ago being told a tale about a lady who worked in the officers canteen down at Police HQ in Stafford. She told one of the officers that she's previously worked at a 10 Star hotel. When he questioned the fact that you couldn't get a 10 Star rating she offered to bring the hotel literature to prove it and there it was on paper, One star for central heating, One star for the shower, One star for the car park......etc
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Mar 4, 2020 21:21:00 GMT
I know of someone who reads these pages that managed to use viagra jelly in a manner other than directed, many moons ago one of the lads From football produced this cheap shit viagra jelly that he had procured on his recent Bulgarian holiday, he offered it around to any takers, said Person took it away for his and his partners use that night, at the next match when asked how it went down ‘fuck all happened’ ... turns out the very small jelly like whatever it was had been rubbed into his hands and then onto his tally-whacker, he couldn’t rise too the occasion. And you thought we forgot Wayne perhaps this is what's happened to Butland,he's definitely not catching anything with soft hands....
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Mar 5, 2020 0:30:55 GMT
"...so you're suppose to insert them? No wonder these suppositories weren't working."
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Post by raythesailor on Mar 5, 2020 12:46:22 GMT
I had a Hospital appointment yesterday . There were hand wash dispensers all over the place and I noticed lots of people using them.
When I went to the gents I thought I would have some. Had a good squirt and rubbed in vigorously. It would not absorb very quickly.
No wonder it was Liquid Soap!! 😀
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