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Post by trickydicky73 on Dec 3, 2019 9:21:26 GMT
Fazia Shaheen. Would love to see her in the House of Commons. By far the fittest female in politics. Her voice puts me off. Rather whiny. Too woke to poke.
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Post by auntiegeorge on Dec 3, 2019 11:46:47 GMT
She's really not all that lads! She always reminds me of Iris from league of gentleman Swinson reminds me of Tubbs from L of G. Tubbs would make a better politician too. But that wouldn't be a hard feat to accomplish. Swinson is the most inconsequential party leader of all time. She'll look like this in 10 years.
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Post by foster on Dec 3, 2019 12:05:34 GMT
0 pints - Boris 1 pint - Swinson 2 pints - Brewers Droop 3 pints - A&E Updated
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Post by serpico on Dec 3, 2019 12:12:40 GMT
0 pints - Boris 1 pint - Swinson 2 pints - Brewers Droop 3 pints - A&E Updated I drink Fosters and call it my “Australian pints based system”
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Post by cooper67 on Dec 3, 2019 14:30:34 GMT
You aren't normally so fussy! I know Craig. I don’t know what came over me for a minute. How’s everything going with you now, are you feeling better ? Next you will be telling me you wouldn't give that Sturgeon women one!! I'm fine. Birthday today.
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 3, 2019 14:53:29 GMT
I know Craig. I don’t know what came over me for a minute. How’s everything going with you now, are you feeling better ? Next you will be telling me you wouldn't give that Sturgeon women one!! I'm fine. Birthday today. Happy birthday coops 💥💥💥
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Post by cooper67 on Dec 3, 2019 15:17:26 GMT
Next you will be telling me you wouldn't give that Sturgeon women one!! I'm fine. Birthday today. Happy birthday coops 💥💥💥 Cheers Harry. Made it to 52. 50 was the one I really struggled too as Paul will agree.
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Post by harryburrows on Dec 3, 2019 16:34:01 GMT
Cheers Harry. Made it to 52. 50 was the one I really struggled too as Paul will agree. Young pup 😁 Paul ?
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Post by mattyd on Dec 3, 2019 16:55:14 GMT
I'd judge her on a pint by pint basis 1 pint - no 2 pint - no 3 pints - no 4 pints- no 5 pints - maybe 6 pints - go on then she's a 6 pinter. Yeah...6 Pints of Vodka.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 3, 2019 17:24:08 GMT
I know Craig. I don’t know what came over me for a minute. How’s everything going with you now, are you feeling better ? Next you will be telling me you wouldn't give that Sturgeon women one!! I'm fine. Birthday today. You can never say never, but it would take an awful lot of Malt and a paper bag. Happy birthday! It’s mine next week 57 or so they say. Growing older doesn’t necessarily mean you have to grow up, which I have no intention of doing any time soon. 👍
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Post by cooper67 on Dec 13, 2019 4:11:00 GMT
Don't worry love I will be around later to console you.
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Post by auntiegeorge on Dec 13, 2019 7:16:50 GMT
Good riddance to another mediocre politician of zero consequence.
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Post by murphthesurf on Dec 13, 2019 10:38:33 GMT
Good riddance to another mediocre politician of zero consequence.Oh, c'mon, auntie --- she's nowhere near that good......
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Post by murphthesurf on Dec 13, 2019 10:44:56 GMT
Next you will be telling me you wouldn't give that Sturgeon women one!! I'm fine. Birthday today. You can never say never, but it would take an awful lot of Malt and a paper bag. [1.] Happy birthday! It’s mine next week 57 or so they say. Growing older doesn’t necessarily mean [ 2.] you have to grow up, which I have no intention of doing any time soon. 👍 [1.] Happy birthday Wilhelm xxx - - have you had it yet??? ( YOUR BIRTHDAY.) And belated birthday wishes to Coops. xxx [2.] Same here.
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Post by Northy on Dec 13, 2019 11:51:45 GMT
Party leadership taken away from her as their leader has to be an MP
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Post by auntiegeorge on Dec 13, 2019 13:33:59 GMT
Good riddance to another mediocre politician of zero consequence.Oh, c'mon, auntie --- she's nowhere near that good...... Agreed, Murph. I'm thankful Paddy Ashdown never had to witness her disastrous campaign and abrupt, but deserved, demise. He was the only Lib I could ever tolerate and somethimg of a national hero, given his prior service to the country. Edit: and service to his secretary
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Post by salopstick on Dec 13, 2019 14:05:45 GMT
Ignore the sentimental bull shit coming out of her mouth but you can catch one last look at her tits on sky now
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Post by murphthesurf on Dec 13, 2019 14:18:05 GMT
Oh, c'mon, auntie --- she's nowhere near that good...... Agreed, Murph. I'm thankful Paddy Ashdown never had to witness her disastrous campaign and abrupt, but deserved, demise. He was the only Lib I could ever tolerate and somethimg of a national hero, given his prior service to the country. Edit: and service to his secretary Paddy Pantsdown. (Please refer to point [2], above, to Wilhelm 3 hours ago!) Mind you, Auntie, Prezza / alias '2 Jags' was also putting in quite a lot of overtime in his Govt. office with his own secretary! And Harold Wilson........... Marcia Falkender......... must be something in the water!!!
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Post by trickydicky73 on Dec 13, 2019 14:19:37 GMT
Ignore the sentimental bull shit coming out of her mouth but you can catch one last look at her tits on sky now Tissues on the chair arms in Foster's House.
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Dec 13, 2019 14:29:02 GMT
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Post by foster on Dec 13, 2019 14:31:33 GMT
Ignore the sentimental bull shit coming out of her mouth but you can catch one last look at her tits on sky now Tissues on the chair arms in Foster's House. Nope. I had a little flirt with Abbott but am going full glory (hole) hunter and switching my allegiance to Priti Patel.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 13, 2019 14:38:06 GMT
You can never say never, but it would take an awful lot of Malt and a paper bag. [1.] Happy birthday! It’s mine next week 57 or so they say. Growing older doesn’t necessarily mean [ 2.] you have to grow up, which I have no intention of doing any time soon. 👍 [1.] Happy birthday Wilhelm xxx - - have you had it yet??? ( YOUR BIRTHDAY.) And belated birthday wishes to Coops. xxx [2.] Same here. Thanks Murph, Had my birthday Monday. When's yours? I spoke to someone the other day who was born on Christmas day. I bet he had to play Jesus in the nativity at school.
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Post by yeokel on Dec 13, 2019 16:57:06 GMT
Agreed, Murph. I'm thankful Paddy Ashdown never had to witness her disastrous campaign and abrupt, but deserved, demise. He was the only Lib I could ever tolerate and somethimg of a national hero, given his prior service to the country. Edit: and service to his secretary Paddy Pantsdown. (Please refer to point [2], above, to Wilhelm 3 hours ago!) Mind you, Auntie, Prezza / alias '2 Jags' was also putting in quite a lot of overtime in his Govt. office with his own secretary! And Harold Wilson........... Marcia Falkender......... must be something in the water!!! I'll see your Harold Wilson and Marcia, and raise you with John Major and Edwina!
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Post by rivival on Dec 14, 2019 3:24:42 GMT
No never shag a bird that hasn't got a job
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Post by crowey on Dec 14, 2019 10:34:07 GMT
I drink Fosters and call it my “Australian pints based system” ..... can’t believe they still brew that shit. Can’t even remember the last time I saw any in Oz. Do you get Great Northern in the UK yet? Good beer originally from up here, but now brewed in Melbourne
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Post by murphthesurf on Dec 14, 2019 12:14:37 GMT
Paddy Pantsdown. (Please refer to point [2], above, to Wilhelm 3 hours ago!) Mind you, Auntie, Prezza / alias '2 Jags' was also putting in quite a lot of overtime in his Govt. office with his own secretary! And Harold Wilson........... Marcia Falkender......... must be something in the water!!! I'll see your Harold Wilson and Marcia, and raise you with John Major and Edwina! Yes, I know, mate - eeeeeeewwwww - (**she reels and rings for Parker to fetch the smelling salts**) I remembered them the minute I'd made the post & closed my laptop but couldn't be bothered logging back in again. I bet Eggwina gave all the orders - and it apparently went on for FOUR YEARS! Norma Major should've given him something with salmonella in it for supper when she found out and said 'Enjoy!' as he picked up his knife and fork and tucked in. He deserved nothing less! Mind you, it's still nowhere near as gruesome as the terrifying tableau of Old Goatface + Abbo going forth and multiplying on a bike & in a tent. Oh, 'scuse me….
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Post by murphthesurf on Dec 14, 2019 12:47:14 GMT
[1.] Happy birthday Wilhelm xxx - - have you had it yet??? ( YOUR BIRTHDAY.) And belated birthday wishes to Coops. xxx [2.] Same here. Thanks Murph, Had my birthday Monday. When's yours? I spoke to someone the other day who was born on Christmas day. I bet he had to play Jesus in the nativity at school. Exactly a month before Christmas Day, Wilhelm. So I shall expect all you lot on 'ere to make a careful note of it and then next year I shall expect to see pages an' pages of kind greetings for the day. PS: Sagittarius (a fire sign, of course) - overall definition in a few words: 'A nature lover, fond of sports, you like to visit foreign ports'. And the ports aren't the ones you drink!
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Post by chuffedstokie on Dec 14, 2019 13:28:50 GMT
Thanks Murph, Had my birthday Monday. When's yours? I spoke to someone the other day who was born on Christmas day. I bet he had to play Jesus in the nativity at school. Exactly a month before Christmas Day, Wilhelm. So I shall expect all you lot on 'ere to make a careful note of it and then next year I shall expect to see pages an' pages of kind greetings for the day. PS: Sagittarius (a fire sign, of course) - overall definition in a few words: 'A nature lover, fond of sports, you like to visit foreign ports'. And the ports aren't the ones you drink! Duly noted, and a fine star sign to boot. 👍
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Post by neworleanstokie on Dec 14, 2019 14:31:30 GMT
Honestly did not know much about here until the QT the night before the election where she was just a shouty pita.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Dec 14, 2019 15:08:32 GMT
Thanks Murph, Had my birthday Monday. When's yours? I spoke to someone the other day who was born on Christmas day. I bet he had to play Jesus in the nativity at school. Exactly a month before Christmas Day, Wilhelm. So I shall expect all you lot on 'ere to make a careful note of it and then next year I shall expect to see pages an' pages of kind greetings for the day. PS: Sagittarius (a fire sign, of course) - overall definition in a few words: 'A nature lover, fond of sports, you like to visit foreign ports'. And the ports aren't the ones you drink! I’ll put it on the calendar. Both Sagittarius eh Murph ? I’m not sure about horoscopes and all that, but that does sound like me. Does it include loyalty to lost causes and an impending sense of doom, or is that just me 😁 ?
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