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Post by Waggy on Sept 8, 2019 16:31:50 GMT
A quick survey.
I could toss a coin but could do with help before i toss. I like a lass with brains and a face that i find attractive and there are two gals that i like a lot and have thought about trying to ask one of they would like to court.
There is a lass at the library she is not a great looker but i think she seems to like me and she is very clever, likes walking and likes to watch good tv eg Sophy Ridge on Sunday and British History documentaries.
Or
A lass from the local pub who has a pretty face and even laughs along ( not at) me. She is not that bright and likes cocktails, shopping and Hollyoaks.
Which one would you brave it and ask out for a dance?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2019 16:33:23 GMT
The one who you think you've got more chance of fucking.
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Post by Waggy on Sept 8, 2019 16:34:07 GMT
The one who you think you've got more chance of fucking. It will be a first date not sixth
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2019 16:39:56 GMT
It’s a tricky one, It needs some deep thought. Id go for the one with the biggest lungs
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Post by foster on Sept 8, 2019 16:49:03 GMT
A quick survey. I could toss a coin but could do with help before i toss. I like a lass with brains and a face that i find attractive and there are two gals that i like a lot and have thought about trying to ask one of they would like to court. There is a lass at the library she is not a great looker but i think she seems to like me and she is very clever, likes walking and likes to watch good tv eg Sophy Ridge on Sunday and British History documentaries. Or A lass from the local pub who has a pretty face and even laughs along ( not at) me. She is not that bright and likes cocktails, shopping and Hollyoaks. Which one would you brave it and ask out for a dance? Depends on why you're looking for and how old you are. I'd go first one as I need to consider who I want to spend my late years with. Your dick won't work forever.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2019 16:51:59 GMT
A quick survey. I could toss a coin but could do with help before i toss. I like a lass with brains and a face that i find attractive and there are two gals that i like a lot and have thought about trying to ask one of they would like to court. There is a lass at the library she is not a great looker but i think she seems to like me and she is very clever, likes walking and likes to watch good tv eg Sophy Ridge on Sunday and British History documentaries. Or A lass from the local pub who has a pretty face and even laughs along ( not at) me. She is not that bright and likes cocktails, shopping and Hollyoaks. Which one would you brave it and ask out for a dance? Depends on why you're looking for and how old you are. I'd go first one as I need to consider who I want to spend my late years with. Your dick won't work forever. Oh I don’t know, it’s the only thing that works on harryburrows apparently
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Post by ilfracoombestokie3 on Sept 8, 2019 16:55:05 GMT
Trevor, he has been sending out signals for ages, with him you might get a toss off each.
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Post by Waggy on Sept 8, 2019 17:17:57 GMT
It’s a tricky one, It needs some deep thought. Id go for the one with the biggest lungs Girl B is a good whistler
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Post by Waggy on Sept 8, 2019 17:20:02 GMT
A quick survey. I could toss a coin but could do with help before i toss. I like a lass with brains and a face that i find attractive and there are two gals that i like a lot and have thought about trying to ask one of they would like to court. There is a lass at the library she is not a great looker but i think she seems to like me and she is very clever, likes walking and likes to watch good tv eg Sophy Ridge on Sunday and British History documentaries. Or A lass from the local pub who has a pretty face and even laughs along ( not at) me. She is not that bright and likes cocktails, shopping and Hollyoaks. Which one would you brave it and ask out for a dance? Depends on why you're looking for and how old you are. I'd go first one as I need to consider who I want to spend my late years with. Your dick won't work forever. Foster, i’m 42. I think you maybe right. Girl A likes the things i like but i can bypass her face and girl B maybe good for a laugh and er a but of rumpy but do i want to watch Hollyoaks
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Post by foster on Sept 8, 2019 17:27:11 GMT
Depends on why you're looking for and how old you are. I'd go first one as I need to consider who I want to spend my late years with. Your dick won't work forever. Foster, i’m 42. I think you maybe right. Girl A likes the things i like but i can bypass her face and girl B maybe good for a laugh and er a but of rumpy but do i want to watch Hollyoaks I'd go for A unless she's got something really off putting. More off-putting than a hollyoaks omnibus. Just think after 50 years... Do you really want to be stuck watching soaps for 3 hours a day. Also have to consider who these girls have been with before you and what their track records are like.
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Post by Dresden_scfc on Sept 8, 2019 17:27:49 GMT
The tile of this thread sounds wrong 😂 take them both out see what you think, ask your close friends Trevor, Domingo, Alan see what they think, they'd be good at deciding a toss off?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2019 17:34:53 GMT
The one who you think you've got more chance of fucking. It will be a first date not sixth Exactly
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Post by dave1 on Sept 8, 2019 17:40:05 GMT
More like it waggy lad
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Post by foster on Sept 8, 2019 17:57:50 GMT
It will be a first date not sixth Exactly My current Mrs. 1st date... Restaurant. Home after. No action. 2nd date....Dinner at hers. Slept on sofa. Most uncomfortable night ever. Moved to her bed later and basically laid there all night with a boner. Not to mention stomach cramps as needed to fart. 3rd date. Dinner at my place. 1st to last base. Mission accomplished. So in summary....make the first date at your place.
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Post by Waggy on Sept 8, 2019 17:58:50 GMT
Foster, i’m 42. I think you maybe right. Girl A likes the things i like but i can bypass her face and girl B maybe good for a laugh and er a but of rumpy but do i want to watch Hollyoaks I'd go for A unless she's got something really off putting. More off-putting than a hollyoaks omnibus. Just think after 50 years... Do you really want to be stuck watching soaps for 3 hours a day. Also have to consider who these girls have been with before you and what their track records are like. Good point , i think girl A is sensible on the old one night stand front not certain about girl B
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Post by Waggy on Sept 8, 2019 17:59:16 GMT
The tile of this thread sounds wrong 😂 take them both out see what you think, ask your close friends Trevor, Domingo, Alan see what they think, they'd be good at deciding a toss off? Great idea
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Sept 8, 2019 18:17:33 GMT
Go with the best tosser offerer.😋
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Post by swampmongrel on Sept 8, 2019 18:19:58 GMT
Does the second lady work in the pub?
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Post by Waggy on Sept 8, 2019 18:27:22 GMT
Does the second lady work in the pub? She works part time behind the bar. Very friendly
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2019 19:26:00 GMT
My current Mrs. 1st date... Restaurant. Home after. No action. 2nd date....Dinner at hers. Slept on sofa. Most uncomfortable night ever. Moved to her bed later and basically laid there all night with a boner. Not to mention stomach cramps as needed to fart. 3rd date. Dinner at my place. 1st to last base. Mission accomplished. So in summary....make the first date at your place. Pisser. I remember those days when you had to hold your farts in with the missus. Now we don't have foreplay, we have fart offs in bed.
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Post by Northy on Sept 8, 2019 19:28:43 GMT
It’s a tricky one, It needs some deep thought. Id go for the one with the biggest lungs You like to look deep inside the lady then, what about tits? 😉
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2019 19:30:28 GMT
First one.
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Post by swampmongrel on Sept 8, 2019 19:31:59 GMT
Does the second lady work in the pub? She works part time behind the bar. Very friendly I’d formalise this relationship tout suite, Waggers. She might be able to bung you the odd bag of scratchings if you were courting.
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Post by foster on Sept 8, 2019 19:34:52 GMT
My current Mrs. 1st date... Restaurant. Home after. No action. 2nd date....Dinner at hers. Slept on sofa. Most uncomfortable night ever. Moved to her bed later and basically laid there all night with a boner. Not to mention stomach cramps as needed to fart. 3rd date. Dinner at my place. 1st to last base. Mission accomplished. So in summary....make the first date at your place. Pisser. I remember those days when you had to hold your farts in with the missus. Now we don't have foreplay, we have fart offs in bed. No joke mate. Took me 6 months before I could even take a dump at her place. She had an apartment where her toilet was joined to her bedroom, so I could never go there without the slightest fart sounding like it was being blasted out on a megaphone. I had the most uncomfortable sleepless nights ever.
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Post by innocentbystander on Sept 8, 2019 20:00:36 GMT
She is not that bright and likes cocktails, shopping and Hollyoaks. Sounds like a nightmare.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Sept 8, 2019 20:10:08 GMT
Remember Waggy you never look at the mantelpiece when poking the fire!
If you want anything long term definitely A.
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Post by foster on Sept 8, 2019 20:11:06 GMT
Can imagine those 2 girls having a chat right about now.
Girl A: So, that Waggy fellow seems to like us both. He's hardly a looker but he seems harmless enough. What do you think?
Girl B: Served him at the bar an he kept looking at me tits like a perv. He spoke to me a bit about Hollyoaks but he seemed like a right fick cunt innit.
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 8, 2019 20:37:45 GMT
Shag them both (maybe at the same time) and then make a decision.
You can always put a paper bag over the ugly ones face if needs be.
Choose wisely waggy.
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Post by harryburrows on Sept 8, 2019 20:54:32 GMT
Ask to meet their mothers it's always a good indication of what's in store in the future
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Post by Waggy on Sept 8, 2019 20:57:01 GMT
She works part time behind the bar. Very friendly I’d formalise this relationship tout suite, Waggers. She might be able to bung you the odd bag of scratchings if you were courting. Yes i do like a bit of pork scratchings
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