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Post by frasier37 on Jun 5, 2008 9:08:25 GMT
;D at MegaDave
Have you tried,
Charlie wonka and his willy factory.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 5, 2008 9:16:51 GMT
Great idea SMG however I would struggle with stage one, the digging , can you come down and do it for me, I could make you minister for sport and leisure (watching football and dossing) Ok dave forget the moat and just draw all of the curtains in your house. It should provide limited protection against vikings and barbarians for the moment until you have established the "Bank of Dave" and can afford to hire minions. Then once the moat is constructed consider annexing some sort of tower/turret to the side of your house.
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Post by daverichards on Jun 5, 2008 9:25:28 GMT
a Bank of Dave, i think not, I would not have such symbols of the capitlaist pig dogs of the west in my country : The Communist Libertarian Independent Territory Of Revolutionary Ilfordian Seperatists .
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 5, 2008 9:40:51 GMT
a Bank of Dave, i think not, I would not have such symbols of the capitlaist pig dogs of the west in my country : The Communist Libertarian Independent Territory Of Revolutionary Ilfordian Seperatists . Naming your bank C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S is not a good way to encourage new settlers dave. I really don't think you are taking this idea seriously Perhaps you should spend some more time thinking about your application to join the UN
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2008 9:53:17 GMT
Will you be developing a nuclear program in Daveland?
You will have some issues to deal with if you develop WMD’s. You will have serpico to deal with firstly as he throws accusations at you of being behind global warming, it’s all a conspiracy apparently.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 5, 2008 10:07:57 GMT
interesting point that WD although he could probably hide WMDs in a neighbours garage, much like Saddam did in Iraq.
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Post by daverichards on Jun 5, 2008 11:35:05 GMT
No need for Nuclear power, i will build a wind farm and kidnapp HudsonGod to power it
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2008 11:39:34 GMT
What will your policy on dwarves be?
Also, will you build an army of vertically challenged, umpa lumpa’s for an attack on Welwyn Garden City?
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Post by daverichards on Jun 5, 2008 11:57:03 GMT
I have no "policy" on any one, all are welcome as long as they pass the immigration test .
I wouldn't have an Army, as I am a peace loving person, any territorial gains would be achieved by peace and love
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2008 11:58:06 GMT
No army? Are you gay?
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 5, 2008 12:09:16 GMT
I wouldn't have an Army, as I am a peace loving person, any territorial gains would be achieved by peace and love Your not getting the idea Dave, how do you ever expect to invade & conquer Chigwell and Wanstead using peace and love? Do you think Hitler gave up so easily?
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Post by daverichards on Jun 5, 2008 12:21:44 GMT
Chigwell is a lost cause, they are not my kind of people, however wanstead is a nice place , i would hope they would wish to join my independent state of their own accord .
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Post by StatesideStokie on Jun 5, 2008 12:51:19 GMT
My Cousin Vinnie
Smokey and the Bandit
EdTV
One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
City of God (if you can be arsed with subtitles)
Stand By Me
Dear Wendy
Those should keep you good for a bit
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 5, 2008 13:10:42 GMT
The Exorcist a fine comedy..........Superb comedy line. ¨ Your Mother sucks cocks in hell¨, followed by a swivelling of her head. Yes a Comedy Classic ;D
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Post by daverichards on Jun 5, 2008 13:28:59 GMT
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Post by Fred Zeppelin on Jun 5, 2008 18:51:18 GMT
Spend time choosing a government, monarchy and financial structure. Design your own postage stamps and flags. Also create your own money and call it the "Dave" or "Daves". Surely Dave would be the King and his family would make up the rest of the Dave Monarchy. Infact, I think the Dave Dynasty has a better ring to it He could also employ Potters92 as his Daveland Ambassador to Uganda. With his limitless knowledge of the financial infrastructure of Uganda this could surely be the first ally of this newly formed country. Together they could take over the world.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 5, 2008 18:53:09 GMT
Last seasons dvd
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Post by 606Stokie on Jun 5, 2008 19:20:36 GMT
Zoolander Rush Hour 1,2, and 3 Jake and Silient bob strike back Dogma Naked gun Series... Die Hard Bender's big score......... The Truman Show We Were Soldiers Goblins... Small Soldiers
Thats what i can think of
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Post by Chris on Jun 5, 2008 20:01:43 GMT
Watch Superbad, pritty recent comedy, absolute pisser. I agree, funniest film i've seen in ages. I am Mclovin ;D
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Jun 5, 2008 21:12:52 GMT
All this talk of the new independent state of Daveland reminded me of Passport to Pimlico and the other Ealing comedies.
How about the pre-fab Four - Dirk, Stig, Nasty and, of course, Barry Wom?
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Post by tampon on Jun 5, 2008 23:03:24 GMT
I've just made 2 phonecalls on behalf of Daveland (I've put my self in the Daves cabinet, I'm in charge of PR) one to Anibal Cavaco Silva (The predisent of Portugal) and one to UEFA headquaters demanding that Daveland takes Portugals place in Euro 2008. Both calls were 100% succesful, my PR skills are 2nd to none... I told Anibal Cavaco Silvas representitive that Daveland isn't prepared to wait for an answer, they pretended that they didnt understand English, I just told them not to bother turning up and put the phone down. I told Uefa that I was in a powerful position in Daves cabinet (I was tensing my muscles whilst on the phone) and they just folded like a pack of folding things that fold nicely... well they probably will when they check their voice mail tomorrow morning. we play Turkey on the 7th!
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 6, 2008 12:36:14 GMT
Dave have you actually made any effort to build the foundations of "Daveland" yet or have you just been sitting around watching mediocre films?
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Post by vestanpance on Jun 6, 2008 12:57:26 GMT
Karma for Daveland, fucking genius.
Dave my man, please ensure that the following have embedded themselves onto your conscience:
The Big Lebowski O Brother where art thou Fargo Citizen Kane Apocalypse Now Withnail & I Full Metal Jacket A Clockwork Orange ID This is England Sin City (it's a shit film but i love the novels of Harold Robbins) The Crying Game Goodfellas Casino Pulp Fiction Jackie Brown (very underrated QT classic) Vertigo Angles with Dirty Faces
That'll keep you at it for a while. Try books as well, in particular i would steer you towards the great contemporary literature coming out of Scotland at the moment, specifically Iain Banks (was it ever thus?) and Christopher Brookmyre.
Glad to help, and good luck with the wankers cramp.
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Post by glouscesterstokie on Jun 6, 2008 13:23:29 GMT
HAPPY GILMORE! FUNNIEST THING GOIN STARING ADAM SANDLER
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Post by daverichards on Jun 6, 2008 13:35:44 GMT
Vestan Pacino: cheers for the recommondations, seen about 75% of them already , as for books, done 2 this week already
Richard Hammond : On the Edge , defo worth a read , gives you on insight into how mashed up his brain was, and how brain damage effects people , welled up in a few places as part of it is written by his wife.
Into the Darknees: An account of 7/7 by Peter Zimonjic . He was a journalist who was caught up in the edgeware road bomb, he was on the train that was going the other way , it is a remarkable book , and as someone who used to commute on sections that were hit, and was in Soho when the bomb went off there, very sobering .
Next on my "to read" list is
The Book Thief Starbucked
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Post by DentySCFC on Jun 6, 2008 14:58:39 GMT
Midnight Run, fairly obsure film, a must for Beverly Hills Cop or De Niro fans.
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