Given the resounding success* of the Tiny Penis Wankometer we thought we'd create a similar idea for our great Messiah. Given his excellent win/game ratio we've created SOS . No not Mr Gallimore's merry band of soldiers but the Snake Oil Sale. The rules are quite simple. If Nathan the messiah gets a win it's -$30. If he gets a draw it's -$10. If he gets a loss it's +$30. The idea is to see at the end of the Season if his bottle of Snake Oil is in a positive or negative situation. If his bottle is in a negative state then he is indeed the Messiah and not a naughty boy. However if his bottle is in a positive state he's the Snake Oil Salesman of the year.
Well fuck me . The Lord does indeed move in mysterious ways. 3 points against sheep shaggers and then another 3 points against a bunch of shandy drinking southern cottaging rent boys. Maybe the bible was right all along