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Post by PotterLog on Apr 24, 2019 17:27:03 GMT
is upon us.. slim pickings this year maybe.. there’s potential in Liverpool if they’re given an opportunity tonight and then slip up themselves. They’ll definitely have a blart if they win but I don’t know if that counts.
Brighton would be an outside bet for a blart if Cardiff can save themselves.
In our division I reckon Frank Lampard’s Derby could have got big enough for their boots to have a blart if they miss the playoffs but the obvious prize is the tantalising prospect of a Leeds Wembley blart. That would be an immediate classic of the genre.
Any other tips?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2019 17:29:27 GMT
is upon us.. slim pickings this year maybe.. there’s potential in Liverpool if they’re given an opportunity tonight and then slip up themselves. They’ll definitely have a blart if they win but I don’t know if that counts. Brighton would be an outside bet for a blart if Cardiff can save themselves. In our division I reckon Frank Lampard’s Derby could have got big enough for their boots to have a blart if they miss the playoffs but the obvious prize is the tantalising prospect of a Leeds Wembley blart. That would be an immediate classic of the genre. Any other tips? Us all season? I can see a good few Man City kids going at it should they miss out!
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Post by marwood on Apr 24, 2019 17:34:24 GMT
[ is upon us.. slim pickings this year maybe.. there’s potential in Liverpool if they’re given an opportunity tonight and then slip up themselves. They’ll definitely have a blart if they win but I don’t know if that counts. Brighton would be an outside bet for a blart if Cardiff can save themselves. In our division I reckon Frank Lampard’s Derby could have got big enough for their boots to have a blart if they miss the playoffs but the obvious prize is the tantalising prospect of a Leeds Wembley blart. That would be an immediate classic of the genre. Any other tips? There's always opportunities in Liverpool for a good old public blast fest
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Post by johnmarshcardschool on Apr 24, 2019 17:57:56 GMT
is upon us.. slim pickings this year maybe.. there’s potential in Liverpool if they’re given an opportunity tonight and then slip up themselves. They’ll definitely have a blart if they win but I don’t know if that counts. Brighton would be an outside bet for a blart if Cardiff can save themselves. In our division I reckon Frank Lampard’s Derby could have got big enough for their boots to have a blart if they miss the playoffs but the obvious prize is the tantalising prospect of a Leeds Wembley blart. That would be an immediate classic of the genre. Any other tips? Possibly whoever finishes 6th in the Prem - expect blarting along with there should be six European places for the Prem, etc, etc. And on a car form what I subscribe to, there is a particular Villa fan who really does seem to believe that they are truly nailed on for promotion. He might be right, but if he ain't I expect him to have full bore melt. I will, of course, offer sympathy in the guise of the Championship Fixture list in June (I now realise that I want Villa to lose spectacularly in the playoffs, just so I can keep giving this bloke stick ) So if Villa do go up, put me down for a solitary blart-in-silence.
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Post by wagsastokie on Apr 24, 2019 18:27:59 GMT
The media if Liverpool and Salford miss out
I doubt they’ll be able to hold it if there wankfest fails to happen
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Post by sheds1862 on Apr 24, 2019 18:46:57 GMT
Never top Bryns blart after Anfield last season.
One of the most cringing calls ever
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Post by JoeinOz on Apr 24, 2019 19:02:57 GMT
The play offs are good for blarting
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Post by Clem Fandango on Apr 24, 2019 19:08:43 GMT
A leeds / liverpool blart could result in a flood warning
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Post by roylandstoke on Apr 24, 2019 19:15:02 GMT
I've given up blarting...now I just giggle manically at how shite we've been all year.
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Post by JoeinOz on Apr 24, 2019 19:27:23 GMT
The wankest blarting ever was Man City fans after losing to the shit last season. Pathetic.
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Apr 24, 2019 20:10:17 GMT
Looking forward to the Leeds fans blarting when they do the inevitable and fuck everything up 😂😂😂😂😂
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Post by kidcrewbob on Apr 24, 2019 20:17:18 GMT
I can hear the blarting starting already on Merseyside.......
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Post by PotterLog on Apr 24, 2019 20:52:38 GMT
A close loss to Barca would defo trigger some pool blarting now
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Post by riproaringagain on Apr 24, 2019 21:36:07 GMT
3 days in may 4th losing to Newcastle and then losing to Barca should open the. Tear ducts on Merseyside hopefully
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Post by rawli on Apr 24, 2019 21:41:06 GMT
Sunderland have potential.
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Post by JoeinOz on Apr 24, 2019 21:45:57 GMT
Sunderland have potential. If they lose the play off final two Wembley final defeats could lead the Wear to flood.
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Post by PotterLog on Apr 24, 2019 22:06:08 GMT
Sunderland have potential. Great shout, although their general resurgence and relative optimism may stiffen the upper lip. The best candidates are the end-of-the-world, how-can-this-have-happened-to-our-great-club, it’s-so-unfair blarts.
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Post by JoeinOz on Apr 24, 2019 22:08:40 GMT
Sunderland have potential. Great shout, although their general resurgence and relative optimism may stiffen the upper lip. The best candidates are the end-of-the-world, how-can-this-have-happened-to-our-great-club, it’s-so-unfair blarts. Newcastle 2009. The GOAT in blarting.
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Apr 24, 2019 23:15:08 GMT
Great shout, although their general resurgence and relative optimism may stiffen the upper lip. The best candidates are the end-of-the-world, how-can-this-have-happened-to-our-great-club, it’s-so-unfair blarts. Newcastle 2009. The GOAT in blarting. Domestically,going off on a slight tangent,there was some sublime blarting after the 7-1 German dismantling of Brazil in the 2014 World Cup.
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Post by JoeinOz on Apr 24, 2019 23:27:55 GMT
Newcastle 2009. The GOAT in blarting. Domestically,going off on a slight tangent,there was some sublime blarting after the 7-1 German dismantling of Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Yeah that was impressive. Snot and everything.
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Post by Gods on Apr 24, 2019 23:38:46 GMT
I always say 'It's not all over until the fat geordie blubs'
I wonder if we could make Sunderland honorary geordies and look out for some tears in the North East when they miss out on promotion to the Championship?
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Post by PotterLog on Apr 25, 2019 1:04:16 GMT
Domestically,going off on a slight tangent,there was some sublime blarting after the 7-1 German dismantling of Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Yeah that was impressive. Snot and everything. And that was just David Luiz
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Post by JoeinOz on Apr 25, 2019 1:09:59 GMT
Yeah that was impressive. Snot and everything. And that was just David Luiz
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Post by elvislivesinleek on Apr 25, 2019 14:15:35 GMT
I think we may see some Blarting from that wonderful Portsmouth supporter who is covered in tattoos,wears a Top Hat, rings a school bell and looks like Alice Coopers love child!!! Apparently he's a good sort.
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Post by riverman on Apr 25, 2019 14:38:53 GMT
Was very proud of the complete lack of blarting from us last season. Quite the opposite from anyone who was at Swansea.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2019 18:12:57 GMT
I will almost accept how gash we’ve been this season if the season cumulates in a Leeds and Liverpool blarting parade. That would really take the edge off things
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 25, 2019 18:30:51 GMT
We could have some at the Brit last day of the season and no, not us!
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Post by stokefan1972 on Apr 26, 2019 19:37:04 GMT
I haven't seen any has two teams were doomed in December
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Post by smallthorner on Apr 26, 2019 19:56:59 GMT
is upon us.. slim pickings this year maybe.. there’s potential in Liverpool if they’re given an opportunity tonight and then slip up themselves. They’ll definitely have a blart if they win but I don’t know if that counts. Brighton would be an outside bet for a blart if Cardiff can save themselves. In our division I reckon Frank Lampard’s Derby could have got big enough for their boots to have a blart if they miss the playoffs but the obvious prize is the tantalising prospect of a Leeds Wembley blart. That would be an immediate classic of the genre. Any other tips? Great post. Think Leeds is the best bet. That would be lovely at Wembley.
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Post by skip on Apr 26, 2019 22:14:47 GMT
Leeds to blart at Wembley, along with the sports media who miss out on the opportunity for a Leeds nostalgia fest at the start of next season.
Favourite all time blarters has got to be Newcastle. I want them to get relegated again simply so I can witness the Geordie tears cascading down the Geordie cheeks.
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