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Post by innocentbystander on Sept 9, 2019 21:09:10 GMT
Guys who call their female friends 'mate'. Parents who call their kids "mate" - you're their parent, not their equal. Take responsibility.
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Post by eyeonebob on Sept 10, 2019 6:27:39 GMT
Central weather within seconds of the ITV national weather. I could understand if it was Russia, multiple time zones stretching across a land mass that borders Finland, Georgia, China and is almost visible from Japan. But from Sandbach to Rugby I'd say one cloud or sunshine icon covers it, no need to fucking finesse the fuck out of the fucking thing, 18 degrees in Birmingham but 17 in Stoke-on-Trent, so I'll take a jacket will I?! The utter utter utter fucking Brummie cunts that think Stoke always needs a degree less than their shithole for a weather forecast we don't need anyway, didn't ask for, don't pay attention to after the national weather and no patch on Shefali. We're always a degree less than brum because shefali's conk puts us in the shade.
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Post by Northy on Sept 11, 2019 5:47:10 GMT
When you go to the shops and theres no babybels or snickers left
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Post by redstriper on Sept 11, 2019 8:24:09 GMT
who are the twats who think its ok to put chewing gum in urinals. Total disrespect for the people who have to clean them and use them. There's somebody doing it at my work and when i find out who they will be licking them clean
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Post by Northy on Sept 11, 2019 8:25:07 GMT
When it's dark and pissing it down, people driving cars almost the same colour as the road and cant be arsed to put on any lights.
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Post by zelem on Sept 11, 2019 17:55:16 GMT
Horses on the road Cyclists on the road People who take ages at the cash point then ask for a printed receipt or statement
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Sept 12, 2019 15:24:54 GMT
People chatting (I exclude the 'pint?' or the odd comment) during gigs.
May they all burn in the hottest hell.
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Post by foster on Sept 12, 2019 15:55:16 GMT
People at work who always start earlier than you and finish later than you.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Sept 12, 2019 16:01:49 GMT
People at work who piss all over the bog seats and don't clean it up. Also, in a room full of empty cubicles when the worlds loudest shitter (I'm talking weird groans) decides to do it in the cubicle next to the one you're dossing in, bastards. I like to waste time without being repulsed.
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Post by foster on Sept 12, 2019 16:02:46 GMT
When you go to the shops and theres no babybels or snickers left Quite funny actually. Video seems to be from a Lidl in France. Next time I go to Lidl or Aldi I'll keep a look out. Those two ladies in that clip look more like the one's that you see asking for money at traffic lights or in the underground stations. Like gypos. There's quite a lot of that unfortunately. Anyway, something that annoys me... gypos.
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Post by AlliG on Sept 12, 2019 16:31:46 GMT
Cyclists on canal towpaths who assume all pedestrians have ESP and don't even bother to slow down as they approach pedestrians!
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Post by chuffedstokie on Sept 13, 2019 7:03:45 GMT
Inane whistling,especially loud inane whistling. We have one guy at work who does it all the time. Do these people they're doing someone a favour or is it some sort of medical disorder that can be sorted by a swift kick in the bollocks.
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 13, 2019 7:22:10 GMT
If you haven't shat standing up in a boiling hot shower and then mushed the chod clumps down with your big toe then you haven't lived. I do this regularly when staying over at the homes of friends and relatives. The fact that Iβve done that many times tells me you are telling the truth Never a coiler though normally liquid shit Some bad Zen about you lot...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2019 11:27:51 GMT
Weather forecasts - they've got all this sophisticated hi-tech equipment to measure high and low pressure, wind strength, humidity, precipitation, wind speed and goodness knows what else etc etc, and it's usually about as accurate as somebody sticking their head out of the window.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Sept 16, 2019 19:21:22 GMT
People at work who piss all over the bog seats and don't clean it up. Also, in a room full of empty cubicles when the worlds loudest shitter (I'm talking weird groans) decides to do it in the cubicle next to the one you're dossing in, bastards. I like to waste time without being repulsed. Toilet wise for me it's men who have a stand up wee in a sit down bog when the urinals are available but don't shut the door behind them. Drives me ballistic. And butter thats rock hard and doesn't spread, despite saying spreadable on the pack, invarably ruining your bread.
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Post by foster on Sept 17, 2019 9:16:02 GMT
Men who pretend to be amused by baby pictures... and any parents in general who persist in boring you to death with tales of their kids exploits.
People who don't drink.
People who don't drink who think they are superior to people who do drink, and then make fun of them even when they get a little tipsy on a night out.
Going out for the night with friends, hanging around for a while and then someone pointing out to you that the stranger standing or sitting near you is wearing the same shirt.
Hanging out with friends at a restaurant or bar for the evening and then when you get home finding out that your partner never told you that you've had food in your teeth for the past 4 hours.
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Post by yeokel on Sept 17, 2019 9:28:19 GMT
Cyclists on canal towpaths who assume all pedestrians have ESP and don't even bother to slow down as they approach pedestrians! Corrected that for you
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Post by xchpotter on Sept 18, 2019 16:37:24 GMT
When you have hired a skip to clear stuff out and some ignorant, cheeky, fucktwat,bastard sees it as an invite to dump their shit in it thereby denying you the very use of the skip in the first place!π‘π‘π‘
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Post by steve66 on Sept 18, 2019 17:01:05 GMT
Delivery persons who knock/ring bell once then piss off before Iβve got to the door
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Post by murphthesurf on Sept 18, 2019 17:13:57 GMT
When you have hired a skip to clear stuff out and some ignorant, cheeky, fucktwat,bastard sees it as an invite to dump their shit in it thereby denying you the very use of the skip in the first place!π‘π‘π‘ There's a lot of it about.
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Sept 18, 2019 17:32:30 GMT
People at work who piss all over the bog seats and don't clean it up. Also, in a room full of empty cubicles when the worlds loudest shitter (I'm talking weird groans) decides to do it in the cubicle next to the one you're dossing in, bastards. I like to waste time without being repulsed. Toilet wise for me it's men who have a stand up wee in a sit down bog when the urinals are available but don't shut the door behind them. Drives me ballistic. And butter thats rock hard and doesn't spread, despite saying spreadable on the pack, invarably ruining your bread. Keep your butter in a garage/utility room i.e. somewhere cooler than the rest of your house but NOT a fridge. Butter was never kept in fridges in "the olden days", it was kept in pantries which is why it always spread so easily when you were young at Granny's house (or maybe that was just me ). Put it in a fridge and it will go rock hard as it sets competely. Margarine is kept in fridges.
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Post by steve66 on Sept 18, 2019 18:38:03 GMT
Drivers who donβt use filter lanes correctly, designed to keep traffic moving, then put their foot down to stop ones using said lanes correctly to stop them filtering in, dicks...
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Post by trickydicky73 on Sept 18, 2019 19:28:38 GMT
Packaging where you can't get all food or drink out of it. Peanut butter jars are bastards for it.
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Post by kidsgroveboxxy on Sept 18, 2019 19:42:59 GMT
"Grime" music and the spotty white teenage fuckers that listen to it, who think they live in da ghetto, but in reality, go home to mummy and daddy in their perfect middle-class suburbia. Not one of them cunts could hack it in the real world.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2019 20:51:50 GMT
People chatting (I exclude the 'pint?' or the odd comment) during gigs. May they all burn in the hottest hell. This. Pay to get into a gig, then talk all the way through it, c%$#s.
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Post by 4372 on Sept 19, 2019 5:33:58 GMT
People who will not wait for 30 seconds as the plane lands and let it stop, before unclipping their belts, getting up to open the rack and grab their bags, despite being asked repeatedly not to do this. Where do they think they are going before the plane stops and the crew opens the doors?
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Sept 19, 2019 5:58:52 GMT
Haven't read the entire thread so apologies if already done but there' a whole lot on mobile phones.
People at the gym who literally check their phones between every set of reps.
People at tables in restaurants who have a mobile phone set out as if it's part of the cutlery (forks to the left, phones to the right) and probably use them more than the fork.
People who wander round looking at their phone rather than where they're walking.
People paying at a cashier and get a call and think it's just fine to take it while everyone else just has to wait.
Couples out together sitting checking their phones rather than talking to each other.
I could go on for a while.....
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Post by elystokie on Sept 19, 2019 17:28:13 GMT
Haven't read the entire thread so apologies if already done but there' a whole lot on mobile phones. People at the gym who literally check their phones between every set of reps. People at tables in restaurants who have a mobile phone set out as if it's part of the cutlery (forks to the left, phones to the right) and probably use them more than the fork. People who wander round looking at their phone rather than where they're walking. People paying at a cashier and get a call and think it's just fine to take it while everyone else just has to wait. Couples out together sitting checking their phones rather than talking to each other. I could go on for a while..... I agree with every single point and if I could like it twice I would. Ignorant twats, all of them.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Sept 19, 2019 17:35:25 GMT
Haven't read the entire thread so apologies if already done but there' a whole lot on mobile phones. People at the gym who literally check their phones between every set of reps. People at tables in restaurants who have a mobile phone set out as if it's part of the cutlery (forks to the left, phones to the right) and probably use them more than the fork. People who wander round looking at their phone rather than where they're walking. People paying at a cashier and get a call and think it's just fine to take it while everyone else just has to wait. Couples out together sitting checking their phones rather than talking to each other. I could go on for a while..... I agree with every single point and if I could like it twice I would. Ignorant twats, all of them. What did you say? I was on my phone sorry.
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Post by bathstoke on Sept 19, 2019 20:40:02 GMT
Affectations
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