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Post by stokefc on Sept 9, 2019 12:28:50 GMT
Adverts that make men look really dumb and stupid when in reality we are errrm really dumb and stupid 🤪
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Post by zerps on Sept 9, 2019 13:31:07 GMT
People with dashcams that think they’re now the police.
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Post by yes on Sept 9, 2019 13:36:32 GMT
Tractors out on the road during rush hour.
Selfish twats, at least pull over every now and then.
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Post by Frogger Theft Auto on Sept 9, 2019 14:07:44 GMT
All Americanisms in general annoy me a bit but people ordering food or something with "can I get..." winds me up.
No, you can't GET a happy meal, you're not allowed over that side of the counter, let the person working there get it for you.
Fucking American twats.
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Post by foster on Sept 9, 2019 14:11:01 GMT
When people throw cold water on you when you're in the shower... then pretend to leave, and then come back and do it again.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 9, 2019 14:30:51 GMT
Glad it annoys you, will hang it to it a bit longer than I planned now, herpies
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Post by stuammo on Sept 9, 2019 14:32:14 GMT
People who can’t say the word ASK or ASKING and pronounce it aks or aksing
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Post by thevoid on Sept 9, 2019 14:37:17 GMT
People who never go to Stoke matches who appear on every matchday thread (even the home ones) slagging other Stoke fans off, especially if their username sounds like a venereal disease 😎
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Post by zerps on Sept 9, 2019 14:40:38 GMT
Glad it annoys you, will hang it to it a bit longer than I planned now, herpies Please explain your entire thought process when choosing it. And how turned on you were.
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Post by foster on Sept 9, 2019 14:41:27 GMT
Trickydicky and Northy.
Both can be really annoying.
Partick too.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 9, 2019 14:59:37 GMT
Glad it annoys you, will hang it to it a bit longer than I planned now, herpies Please explain your entire thought process when choosing it. And how turned on you were. Explain your fixation with it and what zerps are and I'll think about it 😂 I use lots of random shit for avatars, it's a bit of daft and you really shouldn't let it get to you fella 😎
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Post by zerps on Sept 9, 2019 15:01:07 GMT
Please explain your entire thought process when choosing it. And how turned on you were. Explain your fixation with it and what zerps are and I'll think about it 😂 You struggle with come backs and your greg addiction. I’ll try and help mate.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 9, 2019 15:05:33 GMT
Explain your fixation with it and what zerps are and I'll think about it 😂 You struggle with come backs and your greg addiction. I’ll try and help mate. Yeah I'm really struggling with an intellectual behemoth such as yourself, mate.
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Post by zerps on Sept 9, 2019 15:11:05 GMT
You struggle with come backs and your greg addiction. I’ll try and help mate. Yeah I'm really struggling with an intellectual behemoth such as yourself, mate. Didn’t need saying did it.
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Post by salopstick on Sept 9, 2019 15:36:53 GMT
Cunts who cross roads 5 metres from a pelican or zebra crossing
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Post by zerps on Sept 9, 2019 16:13:56 GMT
Greg Wallace avatars
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Post by Waggy on Sept 9, 2019 16:17:40 GMT
love shack by the B-52’s
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Post by zerps on Sept 9, 2019 16:18:03 GMT
All Americanisms in general annoy me a bit but people ordering food or something with "can I get..." winds me up. No, you can't GET a happy meal, you're not allowed over that side of the counter, let the person working there get it for you. Fucking American twats. Anyone that says “I’m good” instead of fine should be water boarded. Yank style.
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Post by Waggy on Sept 9, 2019 16:19:53 GMT
All Americanisms in general annoy me a bit but people ordering food or something with "can I get..." winds me up. No, you can't GET a happy meal, you're not allowed over that side of the counter, let the person working there get it for you. Fucking American twats. Anyone that says “I’m good” instead of fine should be water boarded. Yank style. yes i find that a pain in the ass
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Post by Waggy on Sept 9, 2019 16:21:28 GMT
Squelching noises when eating. Mother is getting older now so i have to sit with noise reduction headphones on whilst eating my tea. No music , just headphones.
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Post by zerps on Sept 9, 2019 16:23:24 GMT
Anyone that makes any noise whatsoever when eating an apple. Through a letterbox.
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Post by danceswithclams on Sept 9, 2019 16:49:55 GMT
One from this morning. When you get out of the shower all fresh and clean, then the moment you’ve finished drying yourself your body decides it needs to have a honking great stinking shit immediately. Pointless, I might as well have showered in the toilet water. If you haven't shat standing up in a boiling hot shower and then mushed the chod clumps down with your big toe then you haven't lived. I do this regularly when staying over at the homes of friends and relatives.
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Post by salopstick on Sept 9, 2019 17:48:15 GMT
One from this morning. When you get out of the shower all fresh and clean, then the moment you’ve finished drying yourself your body decides it needs to have a honking great stinking shit immediately. Pointless, I might as well have showered in the toilet water. If you haven't shat standing up in a boiling hot shower and then mushed the chod clumps down with your big toe then you haven't lived. I do this regularly when staying over at the homes of friends and relatives. The fact that I’ve done that many times tells me you are telling the truth Never a coiler though normally liquid shit
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Post by Dresden_scfc on Sept 9, 2019 17:48:59 GMT
People playing shit music too loud just because it's hot outside
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2019 17:55:50 GMT
On a plane and the person in front that reclines their seat without asking..really winds me up. On the road and people who drive aggressive to gain a few places in a filter lane without indicating. People who indicate and immediately pull out....Err, no they are called Indicators so that you indicate that you intend to do something & wait. Shop assistants that give you your change back but put it on the counter rather than in your hand. Shop assistants calling you Bro or Mate. Shop assistants chatting in their own Language when around Customers. Shop assistants chewing gum when talking. People hogging the Middle Lane on a Motorway..My Dad always told me to use the inside lane as it was quicker & it works a lot of the time. Sunday Night Rant Over... What's wrong with calling you mate? This was in Harrods my good man.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Sept 9, 2019 18:10:19 GMT
Trickydicky and Northy. Both can be really annoying. Partick too. Ha ha, you bitch!
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Post by trickydicky73 on Sept 9, 2019 18:15:22 GMT
That little leaflet you get in painkiller boxes. Every time you open the box, there it is, blocking your path to pain relief. And you never take it out!
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Post by danceswithclams on Sept 9, 2019 19:24:29 GMT
That little leaflet you get in painkiller boxes. Every time you open the box, there it is, blocking your path to pain relief. And you never take it out! *PRO TIP* The leaflet is always at the end of the box with the barcode on, so make sure you open it at the other end to avoid obstruction.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Sept 9, 2019 19:26:14 GMT
That little leaflet you get in painkiller boxes. Every time you open the box, there it is, blocking your path to pain relief. And you never take it out! *PRO TIP* The leaflet is always at the end of the box with the barcode on, so make sure you open it at the other end to avoid obstruction. I know that. Some fucker is switching it! 😁
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Post by Mendicant on Sept 9, 2019 19:40:03 GMT
Central weather within seconds of the ITV national weather. I could understand if it was Russia, multiple time zones stretching across a land mass that borders Finland, Georgia, China and is almost visible from Japan. But from Sandbach to Rugby I'd say one cloud or sunshine icon covers it, no need to fucking finesse the fuck out of the fucking thing, 18 degrees in Birmingham but 17 in Stoke-on-Trent, so I'll take a jacket will I?! The utter utter utter fucking Brummie cunts that think Stoke always needs a degree less than their shithole for a weather forecast we don't need anyway, didn't ask for, don't pay attention to after the national weather and no patch on Shefali.
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