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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2019 21:38:09 GMT
That’s the whole message.
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Post by rondogmcmuffin on Jan 20, 2019 21:43:04 GMT
That’s the whole message. Whilst this is funny and I did get a good Sunday night giggle out of it, I kind of get it. When I used to play football at school, I thought everyone was shouting the name of their new favourite striker 'Lowenard' when lining up a cross or shot, turns out they were shouting "low and hard". I felt like a right idiot when the penny finally dropped. People who still call Charlie Adam "Adams", now there's no excuse for that.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2019 21:44:27 GMT
So here you have two very clear options.
1) Give him a good old slap 2) Completely disown him.
Report back.
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Post by andystokey on Jan 20, 2019 22:01:34 GMT
Not forgetting the Dutch international
Solfud van Ire
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2019 22:01:58 GMT
So here you have two very clear options. 1) Give him a good old slap 2) Completely disown him. Report back.
I can’t go too hard on him because he’s one of the few people who knows that I thought Bon Jovi sang “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not” in Living on a Prayer. I went easy on him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2019 22:04:04 GMT
So here you have two very clear options. 1) Give him a good old slap 2) Completely disown him. Report back.
I can’t go too hard on him because he’s one of the few people who knows that I thought Bon Jovi sang “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not” in Living on a Prayer. I went easy on him. You mean they didn't sing that?
Oh...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2019 22:05:22 GMT
I can’t go too hard on him because he’s one of the few people who knows that I thought Bon Jovi sang “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not” in Living on a Prayer. I went easy on him. You mean they didn't sing that? Oh...
Haha. You can sing that if you want. Maybe do a duet with Benny Kafobe
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Post by dunks28 on Jan 20, 2019 22:05:51 GMT
Not forgetting the Dutch international Solfud van Ire And his striking partner Hertz van Rental
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 20, 2019 22:06:08 GMT
Is his name Wayne Kerr?
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Post by andystokey on Jan 20, 2019 22:06:10 GMT
So here you have two very clear options. 1) Give him a good old slap 2) Completely disown him. Report back.
I can’t go too hard on him because he’s one of the few people who knows that I thought Bon Jovi sang “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not” in Living on a Prayer. I went easy on him. Belezebub has a devil for a sideboard - Queen
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2019 22:07:41 GMT
I read a tweet once where some Scottish lad was saying his Dad actually thought the words were
"A wean in a manger"
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Post by carruthers1on1 on Jan 20, 2019 22:12:35 GMT
I spent my first two years watching Stoke City singing “I want to be in that cupboard”. My older brother kindly never told me I was singing the wrong words.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 20, 2019 22:12:51 GMT
That bloke on Signal 2,Martin Zindi.
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Post by andystokey on Jan 20, 2019 22:31:45 GMT
I spent my first two years watching Stoke City singing “I want to be in that cupboard”. My older brother kindly never told me I was singing the wrong words. It's great feel you can come out now
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Post by Edward Tattsyrup on Jan 20, 2019 22:39:24 GMT
So here you have two very clear options. 1) Give him a good old slap 2) Completely disown him. Report back.
I can’t go too hard on him because he’s one of the few people who knows that I thought Bon Jovi sang “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not” in Living on a Prayer. I went easy on him. Well at least you've got each other, and that's a lot for love.
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Post by pmjh on Jan 20, 2019 22:41:53 GMT
I knew someone who called the Crewe manager O'gradi so he must of thought his name was Dari O'gradi
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jan 20, 2019 22:43:08 GMT
I caught my ex wife singing 'return December' to Elvis' Return to Sender. As I said EX wife, I'm not having that! 
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Post by Edward Tattsyrup on Jan 20, 2019 22:43:40 GMT
I knew someone who called the Crewe manager O'gradi so he must of thought his name was Dari O'gradi I just knew him by his nickname "Fingers"
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Post by foxysgloves on Jan 20, 2019 22:44:24 GMT
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2019 22:45:01 GMT
I caught my ex wife singing 'return December' to Elvis' Return to Sender. As I said EX wife, I'm not having that!  Was that a reason for the separation?
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jan 20, 2019 22:45:40 GMT
I caught my ex wife singing 'return December' to Elvis' Return to Sender. As I said EX wife, I'm not having that!  Was that a reason for the separation? It was never the same after that! 
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Post by jontimmis on Jan 20, 2019 22:52:22 GMT
Tina works for dynamo Dave? Living on a prayer
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 20, 2019 22:58:09 GMT
Ricardo Fuller, six foot ten.
Arsene Wenger, he did a sea bass.
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Post by jontimmis on Jan 20, 2019 22:59:36 GMT
I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone
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Post by carruthers1on1 on Jan 20, 2019 23:00:23 GMT
I spent my first two years watching Stoke City singing “I want to be in that cupboard”. My older brother kindly never told me I was singing the wrong words. It's great feel you can come out now It’s been over 30 years, I thought it was time!
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Post by Edward Tattsyrup on Jan 20, 2019 23:07:39 GMT
I caught my ex wife singing 'return December' to Elvis' Return to Sender. As I said EX wife, I'm not having that!  Was that a reason for the separation? You can't go on together, with suspicious minds.
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Post by MilanStokie on Jan 21, 2019 0:02:26 GMT
Ricardo Fuller, six foot ten. Arsene Wenger, he did a sea bass. My girlfriend, who is Italian, thought that went "Ricardo Fuller Sitting On The Bench" Now, I can see how you could get those words, but why would you chant that like its a good thing???
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Post by madnellie on Jan 21, 2019 0:14:25 GMT
Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie?
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Post by starkiller on Jan 21, 2019 0:46:52 GMT
You mean Obi-wan Kafobe?
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Post by mickey4137 on Jan 21, 2019 1:04:39 GMT
My missus used to think lumberjacks shout "Tim Berg" and the furniture in your bedroom is called Chester drawers..
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