Whilst this is funny and I did get a good Sunday night giggle out of it, I kind of get it. When I used to play football at school, I thought everyone was shouting the name of their new favourite striker 'Lowenard' when lining up a cross or shot, turns out they were shouting "low and hard". I felt like a right idiot when the penny finally dropped. People who still call Charlie Adam "Adams", now there's no excuse for that.
Crack a 40 open, homie, an guzzel it, cos I know the weed in my system is gettin lonley I gotta take a whiz test to my P-O I know how I failed cos I done smoked major weed bro, an everytime we with Chris that fool rollin up a fattie, but the Tanqueray straight had me