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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 9, 2022 19:40:10 GMT
Possibly the best joke on the thread You like any joke that's got pooh in it don't you mate  Get fucked😉 |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 9, 2022 19:58:46 GMT
I thought Winnie The Pooh was relevant to the punchline
He's the wettest bear ever. He'd get duffed up by a Care Bear or Gentle Ben.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 9, 2022 20:12:02 GMT
I thought Winnie The Pooh was relevant to the punchline He's the wettest bear ever. He'd get duffed up by a Care Bear or Gentle Ben. I dunno, I’d put him in a ring with Teddy Ruxpin! |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 9, 2022 20:14:40 GMT
I thought Winnie The Pooh was relevant to the punchline He's the wettest bear ever. He'd get duffed up by a Care Bear or Gentle Ben. I dunno, I’d put him in a ring with Teddy Ruxpin! I think Ruxpin had pimp friends. His get up was dubious |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 9, 2022 20:17:50 GMT
I dunno, I’d put him in a ring with Teddy Ruxpin! I think Ruxpin had pimp friends. His get up was dubious True. I guess Booboo, with his diminutive physique may present a problem depending on his training regime. I imagine Yogi is no shrinking violet when it comes to fisticuffs |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 9, 2022 20:28:13 GMT
I think Ruxpin had pimp friends. His get up was dubious True. I guess Booboo, with his diminutive physique may present a problem depending on his training regime. I imagine Yogi is no shrinking violet when it comes to fisticuffs Hair Bear was the man. The Wonderland Zoo was mean streets. |
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Post by svengaliinplatforms on Feb 9, 2022 21:05:49 GMT
"Big Ted" off Play School was the daddy.
I reckon he was tupping Hamble on the sly, as well.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 9, 2022 21:23:55 GMT
"Big Ted" off Play School was the daddy. I reckon he was tupping Hamble on the sly, as well. Little Ted his bitch...him and Brian the Cant as he was known on the street. |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Feb 9, 2022 21:49:34 GMT
I would if I won a speedboat to take on Trentham Lake like the owd days😉 I would love a speedboat....If I won a caravan though would ask for another bendy Bully instead Always liked JB when he said "let’s see what you could have won!" And always wondered how do two mates split a new mini? |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Feb 9, 2022 21:57:04 GMT
I would love a speedboat....If I won a caravan though would ask for another bendy Bully instead Always liked JB when he said "let’s see what you could have won!" And always wondered how do two mates split a new mini? There’s was always a nervous uncertainty when they won a car cus it’d be like “right who’s in the drivers seat” and there was loads of faff about reluctantly getting behind the wheel as if one of them owned the car and the other was just a passenger. I can’t understand why they didn’t just have couples on if all the prizes were shared. Like Strike It Lucky, now there was a great game show. Barrymore was superb. |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 9, 2022 22:33:44 GMT
Always liked JB when he said "let’s see what you could have won!" And always wondered how do two mates split a new mini? There’s was always a nervous uncertainty when they won a car cus it’d be like “right who’s in the drivers seat” and there was loads of faff about reluctantly getting behind the wheel as if one of them owned the car and the other was just a passenger. I can’t understand why they didn’t just have couples on if all the prizes were shared. Like Strike It Lucky, now there was a great game show. Barrymore was superb. Was tricky to have couples as they all looked like men. Used to be a pub in Crewe that had a Bullseye night every month. I entered with my gf at the time who was an Irish nurse and was thicker than the Berlin Wall but looked like the singer Tiffany and threw a good dart. I think we won 12 bottles of Holstein Pils which I hated. |
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Post by thebasfordhedgehog on Feb 9, 2022 23:19:19 GMT
“I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was soul- destroying”
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Post by danceswithclams on Feb 11, 2022 11:56:29 GMT
I've installed a high-voltage electric fence around my house.
My neighbour is dead against it.
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Post by spiderpuss on Feb 11, 2022 16:54:36 GMT
Film makers have started filming a new movie on how the Nakatomi Plaza was built. Its not very interesting and just for die hards.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 11, 2022 21:31:16 GMT
Film makers have started filming a new movie on how the Nakatomi Plaza was built. Its not very interesting and just for die hards. [br Am giving up on this thread after that one. No idea at all |
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Post by Orbs on Feb 11, 2022 21:44:38 GMT
Film makers have started filming a new movie on how the Nakatomi Plaza was built. Its not very interesting and just for die hards. [br Am giving up on this thread after that one. No idea at all Bruce Willis film? |
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Post by Orbs on Feb 11, 2022 21:45:55 GMT
"Big Ted" off Play School was the daddy. I reckon he was tupping Hamble on the sly, as well. ‘tupping Hamble’ 😆😆😆😆 |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 11, 2022 21:54:30 GMT
[br Am giving up on this thread after that one. No idea at all Bruce Willis film? Ah ok. Never seen it. Prob explains that one 😄 |
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Post by spiderpuss on Feb 11, 2022 22:29:22 GMT
[br Am giving up on this thread after that one. No idea at all Bruce Willis film? The original Bruce Willis Die Hard, is based around a heist at Nakotimi plaza. |
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Post by spiderpuss on Feb 11, 2022 22:48:32 GMT
Ah ok. Never seen it. Prob explains that one 😄 A bit like the great escape I assumed everyone had seen it... |
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Post by lordb on Feb 11, 2022 22:49:50 GMT
Ah ok. Never seen it. Prob explains that one 😄 A bit like the great escape I assumed everyone had seen it... Never seen it either |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 12, 2022 19:54:10 GMT
Ah ok. Never seen it. Prob explains that one 😄 A bit like the great escape I assumed everyone had seen it... Been told to watch numerous times and will one day. |
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Post by pretzel on Feb 13, 2022 8:23:37 GMT
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they were buying their partners for Valentines.
The rich man says "I bought my missus a Mercedes and an expensive pearl necklace"
Poor man says "Why two gifts?"
Rich man says "I figure if she doesn't like the necklace, she can hop in the car and take it back!"
"So what you getting your wife?" asks the rich man.
"Oh, I got her some slippers and a vibrator...." says the poor man
"... I figured if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go **** herself"
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Post by shimmer on Feb 13, 2022 15:48:29 GMT
A Stokie walks into the vet's and says "I'm 'ere about me cat" The vet says "Is it a tom?" The man says "No, it's in me car" class |
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Post by shimmer on Feb 13, 2022 15:50:19 GMT
What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler?
A Rottweiler eventually lets go 
What's the difference between a social worker and a Rottweiler? You get your kids back off a Rottweiler. Mexican protesters are said to be furious at Donald Trumps plans for a border wall. Theyll get over it class |
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Post by andystokey on Feb 16, 2022 18:21:27 GMT
I've just accidentally swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles.
I fear my next trip to the toilet could spell disaster.
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Post by hotterpotter on Feb 16, 2022 21:11:30 GMT
The original Bruce Willis Die Hard, is based around a heist at Nakotimi plaza. I saw the sequel guest starring Emma Peel and John Steed - Die Hard with Avengers. |
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Post by wrighter on Feb 16, 2022 21:34:50 GMT
Apathy is slowing destroying Gt Britain
Honestly, i couldnt give a fuck
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Post by spiderpuss on Feb 16, 2022 22:38:59 GMT
The original Bruce Willis Die Hard, is based around a heist at Nakotimi plaza. I saw the sequel guest starring Emma Peel and John Steed - Die Hard with Avengers.  |
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Post by Kpsje on Feb 17, 2022 19:35:57 GMT
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