Two blokes decide to take their dogs for a walk in the park (pre social distancing of course) One has a Dalmatian the other a Dachshund. The one with the Dalmatian says: "Come on, let's call for a pint on the way home." The Dachshund owner replies, "We can't, they won't serve us with the dogs." Dalmatian man says, "Do what I do." He puts his sunglasses on and walks into the pub The landlord says, "Sorry mate, can't serve you 'cause of the dog." "He's my guide dog, so it's alright isn't it?" "A Dalmatian?" "New Idea they are trialling, seems to be working fine." "Oh, in that case what can I get you?"
Just then the Dachshund owner walks in bedecked in sunglasses. "Sorry bud, no dogs so can't serve you." "But this is my guide dog." "A Dachshund, no way!" "Bastards, they told me it was a golden Labrador."
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