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Post by wagsastokie on Nov 16, 2020 13:53:37 GMT
He's only a poor little Robin* His face is all battered and torn He made me feel sick So I hit him with a brick And now he don't sing anymore * Obviously Robin can be replaced with any relevent 2 syllable word. For some reason I always associate it with Robin - presumably we were playing Bristol City when I first heard it
Was if my memory serves me right a retort to the Bristol city fans singing when the red red robin goes Bob Bob bobbing along That and of course the other retort shoot the bastard shoot the bastard shoot shoot shoot
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Post by innocentbystander on Nov 16, 2020 23:19:41 GMT
You can stick yer Blackpool Tower Up Yer Arse
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Post by robinplumpton on Nov 16, 2020 23:41:39 GMT
"Colin, Colin give us a wave" to Neil Warnock. Whoever first came up with that, wherever they came up with that, not only must be a "Countdown" winner, but have the literary genius of Oscar Wilde and has gained the awe and wonder of every football fan who has the good fortune of not having their team "managed" by him
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Post by peekay67 on Nov 17, 2020 10:49:32 GMT
The early 90s Lou Macari Zulu song used to make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
Lou Lou, Lou Lou Lou Lou, Lou Lou Lou, Lou Lou Lou Macari, Lou Lou .....
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Post by leicspotter on Nov 18, 2020 19:57:45 GMT
At Southampton a few years ago, they were singing:
"You're so Northern you eat off the floor"
To which we replied:
"You're so Southern, you're practically French"
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Post by Goonie on Nov 18, 2020 20:16:11 GMT
To Brighton fans
Does your boyfriend know you're here?
Always brings a chuckle
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Post by wrighter on Nov 18, 2020 22:21:43 GMT
I remember Reading away at the Madjeski The actress June Whitfield came on the pitch, think it was to do the draw She got the full repotoire of " Get yer tits out " and " who the f*cking hell are you" from the travelling Stokies
She ran to the tunnel, wiping her face in a flood of tears !! Did i join in ? dam right
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Post by The man from Utch on Nov 19, 2020 0:25:35 GMT
When Mourinho was in his first stint at Chelsea wearing that long dark coat
Man City fans "That coat's from Matalan".
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Post by jestershat on Nov 19, 2020 19:39:58 GMT
"Who's your Father" Sang to the Referee "Your gonna get what Aston Villa got" Anyone recall an away game at Bolton (Burnden Park) in the 70's when we were held back after the game in the open away end and the Bolton fans were lobbing bricks at us. A guy with long blonde hair was lifted onto his mates shoulders. We sang "Jesus is a Stokie" to him. He got us all singing "Isn't it nice to sing and to fight, When City are in your division" (To the tune of messing about on the river) Yes, I remember that. I was a little concerned for the kids around us when the bricks (broken bits of the terrace?) started to rain down on us. A bit cowardly I thought....throw a stone and run away.
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Post by jestershat on Nov 19, 2020 19:42:17 GMT
That would be “ the battle of Burden “ as the media reported the next day. Remember a stoke fan lobbing an empty oil drum over the wall into the Bolton fans who were right next to us. I witnessed that as well. Seemed like a big oil drum as well......where did they find it?
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Post by bingbang on Nov 19, 2020 19:56:06 GMT
On the building site behind the away end think they were building the normid supermarket there
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Post by withnall on Nov 20, 2020 4:03:53 GMT
That match at Bolton was horrible. I convinced a Wolves supporting mate of mine to come with me and see what following Stoke was like. Needless to say, it was his first and last game watching us.
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Post by madnellie on Nov 20, 2020 4:20:22 GMT
You can stick yer Blackpool Tower Up Yer Arse Blackpool's a shithole, I'd rather go Rhyl.
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Post by wightstokie on Nov 20, 2020 6:56:19 GMT
Let's all do a Wenger..... If only for Wengers face
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Post by StokieMatt on Nov 20, 2020 7:22:05 GMT
Singing this for 45 minutes none stop at Spurs
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Post by thebasfordhedgehog on Nov 20, 2020 8:06:22 GMT
West Ham fans to Liverpool fans.
“We’ve got Di Canio, you’ve got our stereos”
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Post by neddy on Nov 20, 2020 8:16:59 GMT
Time to go and who are yer are timeless favourites lol 😂
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Post by bloodtypered on Sept 1, 2021 17:02:37 GMT
Need some new ones
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Post by bayernoatcake on Sept 1, 2021 17:13:20 GMT
One of my favourite ones of ours is “oh I do like to be beside the seaside” but never seem to sing it at home games against West Brom any more.
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Post by RedandWhite90 on Sept 1, 2021 17:39:50 GMT
You can stick yer Blackpool Tower Up Yer Arse Blackpool's a shithole, I'd rather go Rhyl. There are levels to this one, and "Turkey's a shithole, I'd rather go Greece" smashed it!
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Post by Greenhoff is God on Sept 1, 2021 18:13:03 GMT
Liverpool away 73/74 season in the old Anfield Road end just after Bill Shankley left as manager……..:.Hey Rock and Roll……:Shankley’s on the Doll (To the tune of Gary Glitter’s hey Rock and Roll) dodgy as fuck, going off all around. Kept me gob shut.
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Post by Veritas on Sept 1, 2021 18:18:49 GMT
Two relatively recent ones
What a load of rubbish...... as high winds saw black bin liners floating around the Brit!
Robin Van Persie he would have scored that.... to accompany an Arsenal miss shortly after RVP's transfer to Man U.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2021 18:23:13 GMT
The Odemwingie version of the Okie Cokie was absolutely brilliant.
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Post by leicspotter on Sept 1, 2021 18:28:21 GMT
Blackpool's a shithole, I'd rather go Rhyl. There are levels to this one, and "Turkey's a shithole, I'd rather go Greece" smashed it! Nah, already on this thread (somewhere): "Stoke is a shithole I'd rather stay here"...pumped out at the Mestall
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Post by potter1989 on Sept 1, 2021 18:47:15 GMT
Kenwyne is a stokie has to be one of the best songs..
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Post by kennypowers on Sept 1, 2021 21:04:10 GMT
Rob-in-ho When the girl says no Molest-her Was a belter. As soon as i saw the thread title i was going to put this one...although mine was the RVP version rather than Robinho One of my all time faves though was: There's a circus in the town, Barry Fry is a clown And Karen Brady is a fucking slag And the blues are going down Special mention for the "The baby's not yours" chant at Steven Gerrard when he had his first nipper In relation to Steve Gerrard's eldest... to the tune of Monster by The Automatic. 'Whats that cumming over your Wife? Is it a gangster???, is it a gangster???' about 2009 at Anfield hahaha
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Post by CalgaryPotter on Sept 1, 2021 22:01:14 GMT
Singing this for 45 minutes none stop at Spurs This sounded brilliant on TV especially given we were getting dicked at the time. what a turnaround. There was another match where the Brit was absolutely rocking to "Ricardo Fuller....City's number 10" and the commentators panned the camera onto some old boy with a pickled face who was belting it out. Pure enjoyment!
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Post by stantheman on Sept 1, 2021 23:05:32 GMT
Sean Wright-Philips, John Terry's your Dad 🤣
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2021 7:48:19 GMT
Singing this for 45 minutes none stop at Spurs This sounded brilliant on TV especially given we were getting dicked at the time. what a turnaround. There was another match where the Brit was absolutely rocking to "Ricardo Fuller....City's number 10" and the commentators panned the camera onto some old boy with a pickled face who was belting it out. Pure enjoyment! One of the best away days I've ever enjoyed that one was.
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Post by Northy on Sept 2, 2021 12:43:42 GMT
As soon as i saw the thread title i was going to put this one...although mine was the RVP version rather than Robinho One of my all time faves though was: There's a circus in the town, Barry Fry is a clown And Karen Brady is a fucking slag And the blues are going down Special mention for the "The baby's not yours" chant at Steven Gerrard when he had his first nipper In relation to Steve Gerrard's eldest... to the tune of Monster by The Automatic. 'Whats that cumming over your Wife? Is it a gangster???, is it a gangster???' about 2009 at Anfield hahaha Stevie Gerrard he fights like a girl, when he came to take a corner near the Stoke fans in the Anfield road end
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