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Post by thegift on Jan 16, 2018 9:05:11 GMT
At the risk of getting slated, but everything these days pertaining to Stoke seems so surreal, anyway! I was at my barbers, you know the one for readers of an older disposition, **** *""" ****"" "*"""""". Well mar mate Tony Guy, tells me one of his customers, 'big up' in the Stoke hierarchy tells him, for Berahino's first match against Everton they had to get a 'stand in' Berahino because the threats from the kid's dealers and assorted hangers on from his sordid MDMA little lifestyle where getting to him so much. The only problem is the 'big swinging Dick's' thought this was a temporary measure, but they've had to employ ex Stoke player, ***** *"*** to keep an eye on the numbnut almost a year on, so terrified is he of the yam yam mafia. (Allegedly). You couldn't make it up (could I?) Possibly the most biggest bullshit i've read this year, even that is worse than the made up shit Pugsley on a daily basis.
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Post by senojbor on Jan 16, 2018 9:07:34 GMT
What the bloody hell as the lad done now Not even on the bench He was fit yesterday so he’s not injured Don’t suppose our Nige asked the question He's an embarresment to the club and quite rightly should be no where near the first team. What part of not scoring for 32 games don't you understand?
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Post by thegift on Jan 16, 2018 9:25:12 GMT
Possibly the most biggest bullshit i've read this year, even that is worse than the made up shit Pugsley on a daily basis. Reading some of the utter tripe you write on this forum 'pecker breath' I take that as some form of compliment. Do you know 'gift' means poison in German, btw? It's also the best bit of you that ran down your mamas leg... I am not german, and i would not like to be either, i hope this doesn't burst your bubble. How old are you? Your acting like your about 10 years old. Stop spouting utter made up lies.
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Post by johnnysoul60 on Jan 16, 2018 9:35:01 GMT
maybe we can swap him for Benteke and afew million Berahino did well for Woy and Benteke did well for Lambert ,both struggling at their current clubs might suit everyone
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2018 9:51:23 GMT
Put his socks on the wrong way round I believe. Eddie thought, if he can't do that right, he ain't playing!
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Post by nott1 on Jan 16, 2018 10:34:56 GMT
Can we sue the baggies under the trade descrition act, they called him a striker? If we'd bought him online we could have sent him back no questions asked!
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Post by dastokie on Jan 16, 2018 10:46:18 GMT
May have been affected by the news about Cyrill Regis. Who mentored him as a young lad.
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Post by thegrassyknoll on Jan 16, 2018 11:04:44 GMT
When Berahino first threw his toys out of his pram and went ‘on strike’ at WBA because his transfer to Spurs fell through, it was very obvious he was trouble with a CAPITAL T. He then took up drink-driving, happy gas sniffing and drugs not to mention fighting with his team mates if I remember rightly. With that sort of history why ever Hughes pursued trouble with a CAPITAL T, only Hughes will know. People talk about loaning him out to the Championship or lower level but who in their right mind would risk taking him on and paying out even a fraction of his wages? I reckon unless there’s a miracle, Saido is finished and we’ve poured £12m down the drain. He didn't fight with his team mates on a regular basis, but he did manage to infuriate the meek and mild James Morrison during a game (when he tried a showboating run in added time, lost the ball, and cost WBA the game) so much that Morrison slapped him after the final whistle. There was a lot of debate about this friction at the time and it does look as if his attitude alienated most of his team mates. Making unauthorised interviews talking about moving to a big club must have gone down as well with his team mates as it did with the fans... The other story about 'dealers and hangers on', looks like pure and utter bollox. SB could have bought a lifetime supply of MDMA out of his WBA wages, let alone his £70k Stoke payout.
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Jan 16, 2018 11:13:24 GMT
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Post by elystokie on Jan 16, 2018 11:13:24 GMT
Possibly the most biggest bullshit i've read this year, even that is worse than the made up shit Pugsley on a daily basis. Reading some of the utter tripe you write on this forum 'pecker breath' I take that as some form of compliment. Do you know 'gift' means poison in German, btw? It's also the best bit of you that ran down your mamas leg... Whilst you are 100% correct re the total shit posted by this gift pillock, that story about Berahino does sound beyond the realms of credibility by quite some margin. I think we should give 'gift' a bit of leaway anyway, he's evidently not playing with a full deck..
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Post by thegrassyknoll on Jan 16, 2018 11:14:47 GMT
May have been affected by the news about Cyrill Regis. Who mentored him as a young lad. Cyrille did NOT mentor SB or any other WBA players, in any official capacity. IMO SB would not have been affected by by CR's death, as he is far too egocentric to care about anything as mundane as a WBA club legend.
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Jan 16, 2018 11:18:48 GMT
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Post by mickmacc on Jan 16, 2018 11:18:48 GMT
When Berahino first threw his toys out of his pram and went ‘on strike’ at WBA because his transfer to Spurs fell through, it was very obvious he was trouble with a CAPITAL T. He then took up drink-driving, happy gas sniffing and drugs not to mention fighting with his team mates if I remember rightly. With that sort of history why ever Hughes pursued trouble with a CAPITAL T, only Hughes will know. People talk about loaning him out to the Championship or lower level but who in their right mind would risk taking him on and paying out even a fraction of his wages? I reckon unless there’s a miracle, Saido is finished and we’ve poured £12m down the drain. He didn't fight with his team mates on a regular basis, but he did manage to infuriate the meek and mild James Morrison during a game (when he tried a showboating run in added time, lost the ball, and cost WBA the game) so much that Morrison slapped him after the final whistle. There was a lot of debate about this friction at the time and it does look as if his attitude alienated most of his team mates. Making unauthorised interviews talking about moving to a big club must have gone down as well with his team mates as it did with the fans... The other story about 'dealers and hangers on', looks like pure and utter bollox. SB could have bought a lifetime supply of MDMA out of his WBA wages, let alone his £70k Stoke payout. The problem is his wife fronts and runs Birmingham nightclubs where ahem things are easily accessible. Not a great environment for a pro footballer.
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Post by dirtygary69 on Jan 16, 2018 12:37:55 GMT
Surely, surely, surely if it is THAT BAD, there's something in a contract that allows clubs to penalise players for not performing properly either on the pitch or off it. Of course he might well be getting fines behind the scenes but not anything that will dent his incoming money.
Otherwise these players can do fuck all for 4 years and pocket X amount of money per week, just because they signed a contract.
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Post by crapslinger on Jan 16, 2018 12:41:43 GMT
Can we sue the baggies under the trade descrition act, they called him a striker? If we'd bought him online we could have sent him back no questions asked! A proper pissed up late night ebay buy this one.
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Post by crapslinger on Jan 16, 2018 12:42:40 GMT
Surely, surely, surely if it is THAT BAD, there's something in a contract that allows clubs to penalise players for not performing properly either on the pitch or off it. Of course he might well be getting fines behind the scenes but not anything that will dent his incoming money. Otherwise these players can do fuck all for 4 years and pocket X amount of money per week, just because they signed a contract. I blame the idiot who bought him here, he's a bad apple it was common knowledge.
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Jan 16, 2018 12:45:41 GMT
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Post by RF10 on Jan 16, 2018 12:45:41 GMT
Big statement that he wasn't on the bench last night. His lack of goals clearly isn't the only issue.
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Post by cruxmeister on Jan 16, 2018 12:50:06 GMT
They sent him to Wickes to get some tartan paint for PL's office. No one has seen him since.
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Post by loosestools on Jan 16, 2018 12:51:25 GMT
If he was caught in possession of drugs, could he not be sacked on the spot?
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Post by Fredrikstad Norway on Jan 16, 2018 12:51:55 GMT
maybe we can swap him for Benteke and afew million Berahino did well for Woy and Benteke did well for Lambert ,both struggling at their current clubs might suit everyone Who is stupid enough to pay for Berahino`s services???
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Post by cruxmeister on Jan 16, 2018 12:53:55 GMT
If he was caught in possession of drugs, could he not be sacked on the spot? So.... who has some spare drugs, a sleight of hand and access to his gym bag?
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Post by shrewspotter on Jan 16, 2018 12:59:26 GMT
Can we sue the baggies under the trade descrition act, they called him a striker? If we'd bought him online we could have sent him back no questions asked! dead right and Porto want seeing too whilst we are on. And as for spurs
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Jan 16, 2018 13:01:33 GMT
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Post by shrewspotter on Jan 16, 2018 13:01:33 GMT
I would cut our losses on this guy. If you can get 5m I would rake it and move on
Much rather try for someone like Ings that runs and runs, reminds me of Walters except more prolific
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Jan 16, 2018 13:02:45 GMT
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Post by jordan9915 on Jan 16, 2018 13:02:45 GMT
is he shit? we don't even know. that's the problem. he got played for 10 games when it was clear as day he wasn't fit. most would assume that was the precursor to his thorough pre-season, and guess what? he's dropped. you can't judge a player in a team that's pretty much terrible in 15 minute patches. Couldn’t agree more. Spot on!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2018 13:06:57 GMT
I would cut our losses on this guy. If you can get 5m I would rake it and move on Much rather try for someone like Ings that runs and runs, reminds me of Walters except more prolific Danny Ings' last goal was October 2015.
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Post by knyperstokie on Jan 16, 2018 13:11:26 GMT
Send him to Port Vate on loan, to see if he could get a few games there? He might struggle though.
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Post by shrewspotter on Jan 16, 2018 13:11:34 GMT
I would cut our losses on this guy. If you can get 5m I would rake it and move on Much rather try for someone like Ings that runs and runs, reminds me of Walters except more prolific Danny Ings' last goal was October 2015. He was injured for 2 years though
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2018 13:22:11 GMT
Danny Ings' last goal was October 2015. He was injured for 2 years though He was, I was more making the point that he's a striker that barely plays and hasn't scored in a while. Exactly the same as what we have, except ours isn't injury prone.
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Post by shrewspotter on Jan 16, 2018 13:32:03 GMT
He was injured for 2 years though He was, I was more making the point that he's a striker that barely plays and hasn't scored in a while. Exactly the same as what we have, except ours isn't injury prone. I'm sorry to be Blunt but Berahino is awful I hear this excuse and that excuse but every time I've seen him he's been dire. I see people hang onto to one pass he made for jese vs arsenal, well de Bruyne and Salah do those 4 or 5 times per match. If we persist with Berahino we are going down as he can't score and our defence cannot defend. I like Ings and I think he would be good, he is a real trier and I think he would score a few. As for Berahino people need to open there eyes. Everyone to a man that went to Coventry will tell you it was the worst centre forward display we have seen at this club for a very long time, and that was when his manager, the guy that saved him needed him most. Berahino let him down and he will let us all down if we let him
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Post by crapslinger on Jan 16, 2018 14:22:04 GMT
He was injured for 2 years though He was, I was more making the point that he's a striker that barely plays and hasn't scored in a while. Exactly the same as what we have, except ours isn't injury prone. He's just useless and overweight.
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Jan 16, 2018 15:00:31 GMT
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Post by fulagoals on Jan 16, 2018 15:00:31 GMT
His absence was a pretty eloquent commentary on what the Hughes regime think of him. Would have thought it pretty much told everyone all they needed to know. Presumably Lambert will want some kind of look at him, but would it be a surprise if we tried to loan him out to the Championship at the end of the window? Championship?? Really? Almost every club has something to play for, ie promotion or relegation. Would you want him in either situation?
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Post by FullerMagic on Jan 16, 2018 15:11:35 GMT
His absence was a pretty eloquent commentary on what the Hughes regime think of him. Would have thought it pretty much told everyone all they needed to know. Presumably Lambert will want some kind of look at him, but would it be a surprise if we tried to loan him out to the Championship at the end of the window? Championship?? Really? Almost every club has something to play for, ie promotion or relegation. Would you want him in either situation? Yeah - I did say TRY to loan him to the C'ship! I did think maybe Sunderland could be desperate enough if we did them a very good deal on wages. But, as you say, he's not one you'd hang your hat on in their situation, is he? No-one below Championship could even make a worthwhile wage contribution though, could they? And not sure it'd serve anyone's interests for him to go lower anyway. He needs to do something this season. If he doesn't, his career is at risk of being over
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