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Post by salopstick on Sept 11, 2024 7:13:17 GMT
Roadworks in Baldwins gates. continually causing havoc
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Post by salopstick on Sept 11, 2024 7:17:05 GMT
I hate this guy with a passion, but find myself watching his video's, probably in the hope that somebody gives him a kicking. I suppose in that sense he is winning and I am helping fund his channel. He does indeed comply with the law, but knows exactly what he is doing and how it will rub people up the wrong way. Exactly - I’ve even googled ‘DJ audits gets punched’ etc but can’t find anything. He runs an adaptor business in Leicester and I’m surprised nobody has been to ‘audit’ him. what a cunt i didnt know that these were a thing. cunt needs a life
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Sept 11, 2024 7:41:47 GMT
She actually lived upstairs 😁 A nurse as well. You think she'd know better Did she live upstairs because you had football on downstairs? 😁. No a listed building converted in 3 You were not actually allowed to have pets but she had a dog and lived in the third floor, converted into a flat. She would just let her dog shit all over the grounds and never pick up
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Post by Orbs on Sept 11, 2024 8:45:47 GMT
Exactly - I’ve even googled ‘DJ audits gets punched’ etc but can’t find anything. He runs an adaptor business in Leicester and I’m surprised nobody has been to ‘audit’ him. what a cunt i didnt know that these were a thing. cunt needs a life Mate - there’s loads of them about. If you start watching them on facebook or wherever they send you more and more. It’s like visual fentanyl.
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Post by salopstick on Sept 11, 2024 9:05:50 GMT
what a cunt i didnt know that these were a thing. cunt needs a life Mate - there’s loads of them about. If you start watching them on facebook or wherever they send you more and more. It’s like visual fentanyl. mate those reels are addictive the three i get most are: ikea hacks fat women trying on clothes and american dragons den
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Post by danceswithclams on Sept 11, 2024 9:11:13 GMT
Don't think you can call Mexicans that these days.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Sept 11, 2024 9:27:24 GMT
Not a person but the self check outs at supermarkets telling you "surprising item in the bagging area". FFS it’s my own bag you twat, what else am I to put my purchases in. I could understand it if I was a fat bastard buying a bag of salad because that would be a fair comment, but I’m not.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Sept 11, 2024 11:04:37 GMT
Not a person but the self check outs at supermarkets telling you "surprising item in the bagging area". FFS it’s my own bag you twat, what else am I to put my purchases in. I could understand it if I was a fat bastard buying a bag of salad because that would be a fair comment, but I’m not. I reckon that's because you're trying to use it outside the permitted shopping hours designated to pensioners.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Sept 11, 2024 11:20:29 GMT
Not a person but the self check outs at supermarkets telling you "surprising item in the bagging area". FFS it’s my own bag you twat, what else am I to put my purchases in. I could understand it if I was a fat bastard buying a bag of salad because that would be a fair comment, but I’m not. I reckon that's because you're trying to use it outside the permitted shopping hours designated to pensioners. Could well be. Got the same message when trying to buy condoms
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Post by claytonscrubs on Sept 11, 2024 12:04:05 GMT
Don't think you can call Mexicans that these days. Saw Guacamole Sambos supporting World of Twist in the early 90s. Great band.
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Post by prestwichpotter on Sept 11, 2024 14:15:55 GMT
Exactly - I’ve even googled ‘DJ audits gets punched’ etc but can’t find anything. He runs an adaptor business in Leicester and I’m surprised nobody has been to ‘audit’ him. what a cunt i didnt know that these were a thing. cunt needs a life He is a bellend. I’d do think if you see beyond that though some of these auditors do shine a light on how ignorant of the law many police officers are. It’s a dick head with a camera here but it could just as easily be someone else……
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Post by flea79 on Sept 11, 2024 15:12:27 GMT
what a cunt i didnt know that these were a thing. cunt needs a life He is a bellend. I’d do think if you see beyond that though some of these auditors do shine a light on how ignorant of the law many police officers are. It’s a dick head with a camera here but it could just as easily be someone else…… i had the misfortune to meet Scouse Audits recently who chewed my ear off in the pub all night while i was trying to dj, what a tool, a massive tool
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Sept 11, 2024 15:21:01 GMT
He is a bellend. I’d do think if you see beyond that though some of these auditors do shine a light on how ignorant of the law many police officers are. It’s a dick head with a camera here but it could just as easily be someone else…… i had the misfortune to meet Scouse Audits recently who chewed my ear off in the pub all night while i was trying to dj, what a tool, a massive tool They are just wind up merchants who've come up with a sneaky way of appearing to do some sort of public service that nobody has really asked for. What they want is a dramatic reaction from business owners wondering why some twat is filming them. And safe in the knowledge that they aren't in breach of any laws so nobody can do feck all about it. And they mostly get that dramatic reaction to be fair so hence the phenomenon has taken off. And sadly is unlikely to stop. Absolute clowns the lot of them to be honest. One can only hope they come up against someone similarly twattish who is also rock fucking hard and decides to kick the living piss out of em 🙏
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Post by hotterpotter on Sept 11, 2024 15:35:38 GMT
Not a person but the self check outs at supermarkets telling you "surprising item in the bagging area". FFS it’s my own bag you twat, what else am I to put my purchases in. I could understand it if I was a fat bastard buying a bag of salad because that would be a fair comment, but I’m not. It's quite easy for your knob to accidentally slip out and upset the scales. That is indeed a surprising item. I play a fun game with my wife where I put my knob somewhere surprising and she has to say, in a voice impersonating Metal Mickey, "Surprising item in [body part] area". Oh how we laugh.
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Post by foster on Sept 12, 2024 5:53:42 GMT
Mate - there’s loads of them about. If you start watching them on facebook or wherever they send you more and more. It’s like visual fentanyl. mate those reels are addictive the three i get most are: ikea hacks fat women trying on clothesand american dragons den That's quite a fetish you've got there mate.
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Post by mrnovember on Sept 12, 2024 6:09:55 GMT
People who stop to have a conversation in a doorway. Fucking Mooooooovvvvvveee.
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Post by vamborools on Sept 12, 2024 17:13:19 GMT
People who randomly post jokes on a Tuesday or Sunday when it clearly states "Friday Joke Thread" 🤬
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Post by riverman on Sept 13, 2024 10:03:38 GMT
Twats sitting in the middle of 3 seats in a packed airport departure lounge! It's happening in front of me right now. 🤬
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Sept 13, 2024 12:29:36 GMT
When you're trying to turn right at a traffic light junction and the lights gone red but that one wanker has speeded up on amber from 50 yards to come through as its gone red. There's a junction near me where it happens almost as regular as clockwork. Might start filming the junction and start sending it to the cops. Would that make me a grass though 🤔
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Post by ihaveadream on Sept 13, 2024 12:35:14 GMT
People who interrupt and talk over others, especially on Question Time. When 2 people talk loudly at the same time neither can be heard.
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Post by vamborools on Sept 13, 2024 12:36:09 GMT
When you're trying to turn right at a traffic light junction and the lights gone red but that one wanker has speeded up on amber from 50 yards to come through as its gone red. There's a junction near me where it happens almost as regular as clockwork. Might start filming the junction and start sending it to the cops. Would that make me a grass though 🤔 No, but it would make you a twat which is the idea of the thread 👍
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Sept 13, 2024 12:42:23 GMT
When you're trying to turn right at a traffic light junction and the lights gone red but that one wanker has speeded up on amber from 50 yards to come through as its gone red. There's a junction near me where it happens almost as regular as clockwork. Might start filming the junction and start sending it to the cops. Would that make me a grass though 🤔 No, but it would make you a twat which is the idea of the thread 👍 I am a twat though so that's okay.
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Post by Northy on Sept 13, 2024 15:41:59 GMT
Wankers who turn left or right at roundabouts and don't indicate.
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Post by elystokie on Sept 13, 2024 16:08:17 GMT
When you're trying to turn right at a traffic light junction and the lights gone red but that one wanker has speeded up on amber from 50 yards to come through as its gone red. There's a junction near me where it happens almost as regular as clockwork. Might start filming the junction and start sending it to the cops. Would that make me a grass though 🤔 Probably. But it's not like they've nicked a bottle of pop, they're endangering people's lives so it's perfectly justified 🙂
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Sept 13, 2024 18:13:15 GMT
These stupid labels folk put on themselves and so called gender stuff
You're male of female and playing dress up or calling yourself a made up term doesn't change that
Is reality V delusional
I've come out as pansexual, Legosexual or poptartsexual etc
If you like to stick a Space Hopper up your minge it doesn't make you a make believe term or the member of an imaginary community. There isn't a village for only people who do that so drop the word community .
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Post by napperwainwright on Sept 13, 2024 22:19:08 GMT
The School run fuckers. Make the little bastards walk and stop clogging up the streets and parking on double yellow lines and all over the pavements. Cunts every single one of them.
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Post by foster on Sept 13, 2024 22:48:09 GMT
These stupid labels folk put on themselves and so called gender stuff You're male of female and playing dress up or calling yourself a made up term doesn't change that Is reality V delusional I've come out as pansexual, Legosexual or poptartsexual etc If you like to stick a Space Hopper up your minge it doesn't make you a make believe term or the member of an imaginary community. There isn't a village for only people who do that so drop the word community . When do you plan on giving me back my space hopper mate? Wouldn't normally ask, but my minge is getting lonely.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Sept 14, 2024 1:06:56 GMT
These stupid labels folk put on themselves and so called gender stuff You're male of female and playing dress up or calling yourself a made up term doesn't change that Is reality V delusional I've come out as pansexual, Legosexual or poptartsexual etc If you like to stick a Space Hopper up your minge it doesn't make you a make believe term or the member of an imaginary community. There isn't a village for only people who do that so drop the word community . When do you plan on giving me back my space hopper mate? Wouldn't normally ask, but my minge is getting lonely. A couple more days He's got a weird look on his face
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Sept 14, 2024 1:08:40 GMT
The School run fuckers. Make the little bastards walk and stop clogging up the streets and parking on double yellow lines and all over the pavements. Cunts every single one of them. And pulling out into traffic whilst talking to Tarquin about his day and not looking In fact the stupid term...school run
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Post by Han Solo on Sept 14, 2024 17:00:32 GMT
Cyclists particularly the ones in lycra in clubs.
- Go through red lights - try and go on the inside before plonking themselves at the front of the lights. - Going 3 abreast in a 50mph zone and causing huge queue’s and causing long tailbacks - Going the wrong way down one way roads as a short cut.
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