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May 26, 2019 7:13:27 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 26, 2019 7:13:27 GMT
As things transpired it wasn't a Europe or bust affair going into the final fixture against ManU. We'd more or less secured 7th slot at Xmas, despite a couple of minor incursions from the Wolves. Seemingly from the turn of the year EEFC were destined for an assault on Europe. A late in the season filip with the loan spell of Mike B helped an ailing squad but at the end of the day was no more than a sideshow. It was the hard work and concentrated Om of the squad throughout the season that told. {A season synopsis in three parts to follow}. Firstly the stats and stuff from the final encounter at OT. ManU 2 v 4 EEFCA buzz surrounding the encounter with an unusual starting line-up/formation. A three for something with Bath as the attacking defender, Felonious, Dees and Pearo taking up the slack. Assassin, MSal, Murphs in attack, attack attack. Cheees in nets, the rest as is. Cheees {t/c} Northy HarryB Deeside Felonious Quietman Pearo Bath Assassin MSal Murphs F/h ManU 2 v 2 EEFCPassession 45/55% EEFC scorers: HarryB header off a Bathstokie corner Northy mazy individual worldy from right back. No bookings or Injury Bath back in nets, takes on temp captaincy, Cheees off Chuffed on in a more familiar 343. Hafe Time Tea & Oranges. +Majik Sponge. Reverting to a more conventional set up the chaos subsided and sparkling nogger won the day. EEFC pressed home the advantage, clear victors, took the spoils, which included 6th spot, 69 points. S/h EEFC scorers: Quietman from an indirect freekick taken by t/c Bath. Murphs tap in created by Deeside. Ratings: Cheees {f/h 5} Bath {t/c} 11* Northy 6 HarryB 9 Deeside 10 Felonious 7 Quietman 9 Pearo 5 Chuffed{s/h 6} Assassin 5 MSal 6 Murphs 9 Mom*: sponsored by Squid Inc. Seafood Sandwich Corp., ending the season on a high: Bath, two assists, second half clean sheet, rated 11. UIMS A fine end to the season. That sponge works wonders.
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Post by bathstoke on May 26, 2019 8:55:08 GMT
To think I was once Vice captain. Itโs a fall from grace not even Jimmy Saville could match. Yeah, Well those days โav gone. Glad to pick up the arm bandXx I donโt like to crow, but ๐
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May 27, 2019 11:53:19 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on May 27, 2019 11:53:19 GMT
As things transpired it wasn't a Europe or bust affair going into the final fixture against ManU. We'd more or less secured 7th slot at Xmas, despite a couple of minor incursions from the Wolves. Seemingly from the turn of the year EEFC were destined for an assault on Europe. A late in the season filip with the loan spell of Mike B helped an ailing squad but at the end of the day was no more than a sideshow. It was the hard work and concentrated Om of the squad throughout the season that told. {A season synopsis in three parts to follow}. Firstly the stats and stuff from the final encounter at OT. ManU 2 v 4 EEFCA buzz surrounding the encounter with an unusual starting line-up/formation. A three for something with Bath as the attacking defender, Felonious, Dees and Pearo taking up the slack. Assassin, MSal, Murphs in attack, attack attack. Cheees in nets, the rest as is. Cheees {t/c} Northy HarryB Deeside Felonious Quietman Pearo Bath Assassin MSal Murphs F/h ManU 2 v 2 EEFCPassession 45/55% EEFC scorers: HarryB header off a Bathstokie corner Northy mazy individual worldy from right back. No bookings or Injury Bath back in nets, takes on temp captaincy, Cheees off Chuffed on in a more familiar 343. Hafe Time Tea & Oranges. +Majik Sponge. Reverting to a more conventional set up the chaos subsided and sparkling nogger won the day. EEFC pressed home the advantage, clear victors, took the spoils, which included 6th spot, 69 points. S/h EEFC scorers: Quietman from an indirect freekick taken by t/c Bath. Murphs tap in created by Deeside. Ratings: Cheees {f/h 5} Bath {t/c} 11* Northy 6 HarryB 9 Deeside 10 Felonious 7 Quietman 9 Pearo 5 Chuffed{s/h 6} Assassin 5 MSal 6 Murphs 9 Mom*: sponsored by Squid Inc. Seafood Sandwich Corp., ending the season on a high: Bath, two assists, second half clean sheet, rated 11. UIMS Only popping in for a sec - on the sick list week 2 or 3 migraine lost count so any screen time's ruled out. Glad to see I've actually scored - it took long enough. I'll be back when the giant hooped zigzags and grey splodges finally go.
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Post by mermaidsal on May 27, 2019 16:37:16 GMT
Can you still get shag and ready rubbed ?. Always hopeful... (did I really just say that?)
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 27, 2019 17:55:47 GMT
As things transpired it wasn't a Europe or bust affair going into the final fixture against ManU. We'd more or less secured 7th slot at Xmas, despite a couple of minor incursions from the Wolves. Seemingly from the turn of the year EEFC were destined for an assault on Europe. A late in the season filip with the loan spell of Mike B helped an ailing squad but at the end of the day was no more than a sideshow. It was the hard work and concentrated Om of the squad throughout the season that told. {A season synopsis in three parts to follow}. Firstly the stats and stuff from the final encounter at OT. ManU 2 v 4 EEFCA buzz surrounding the encounter with an unusual starting line-up/formation. A three for something with Bath as the attacking defender, Felonious, Dees and Pearo taking up the slack. Assassin, MSal, Murphs in attack, attack attack. Cheees in nets, the rest as is. Cheees {t/c} Northy HarryB Deeside Felonious Quietman Pearo Bath Assassin MSal Murphs F/h ManU 2 v 2 EEFCPassession 45/55% EEFC scorers: HarryB header off a Bathstokie corner Northy mazy individual worldy from right back. No bookings or Injury Bath back in nets, takes on temp captaincy, Cheees off Chuffed on in a more familiar 343. Hafe Time Tea & Oranges. +Majik Sponge. Reverting to a more conventional set up the chaos subsided and sparkling nogger won the day. EEFC pressed home the advantage, clear victors, took the spoils, which included 6th spot, 69 points. S/h EEFC scorers: Quietman from an indirect freekick taken by t/c Bath. Murphs tap in created by Deeside. Ratings: Cheees {f/h 5} Bath {t/c} 11* Northy 6 HarryB 9 Deeside 10 Felonious 7 Quietman 9 Pearo 5 Chuffed{s/h 6} Assassin 5 MSal 6 Murphs 9 Mom*: sponsored by Squid Inc. Seafood Sandwich Corp., ending the season on a high: Bath, two assists, second half clean sheet, rated 11. UIMS Only popping in for a sec - on the sick list week 2 or 3 migraine lost count so any screen time's ruled out. Glad to see I've actually scored - it took long enough. I'll be back when the giant hooped zigzags and grey splodges finally go. Ouch!. I know what that's like, thankfully they're gone now. I've escslated to just blacking out.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 29, 2019 18:36:53 GMT
As things transpired it wasn't a Europe or bust affair going into the final fixture against ManU. We'd more or less secured 7th slot at Xmas, despite a couple of minor incursions from the Wolves. Seemingly from the turn of the year EEFC were destined for an assault on Europe. A late in the season filip with the loan spell of Mike B helped an ailing squad but at the end of the day was no more than a sideshow. It was the hard work and concentrated Om of the squad throughout the season that told. {A season synopsis in three parts to follow}. Firstly the stats and stuff from the final encounter at OT. ManU 2 v 4 EEFCA buzz surrounding the encounter with an unusual starting line-up/formation. A three for something with Bath as the attacking defender, Felonious, Dees and Pearo taking up the slack. Assassin, MSal, Murphs in attack, attack attack. Cheees in nets, the rest as is. Cheees {t/c} Northy HarryB Deeside Felonious Quietman Pearo Bath Assassin MSal Murphs F/h ManU 2 v 2 EEFCPassession 45/55% EEFC scorers: HarryB header off a Bathstokie corner Northy mazy individual worldy from right back. No bookings or Injury Bath back in nets, takes on temp captaincy, Cheees off Chuffed on in a more familiar 343. Hafe Time Tea & Oranges. +Majik Sponge. Reverting to a more conventional set up the chaos subsided and sparkling nogger won the day. EEFC pressed home the advantage, clear victors, took the spoils, which included 6th spot, 69 points. S/h EEFC scorers: Quietman from an indirect freekick taken by t/c Bath. Murphs tap in created by Deeside. Ratings: Cheees {f/h 5} Bath {t/c} 11* Northy 6 HarryB 9 Deeside 10 Felonious 7 Quietman 9 Pearo 5 Chuffed{s/h 6} Assassin 5 MSal 6 Murphs 9 Mom*: sponsored by Squid Inc. Seafood Sandwich Corp., ending the season on a high: Bath, two assists, second half clean sheet, rated 11. UIMS Only popping in for a sec - on the sick list week 2 or 3 migraine lost count so any screen time's ruled out. Glad to see I've actually scored - it took long enough. I'll be back when the giant hooped zigzags and grey splodges finally go. Yeah, better late etc... a goal from the last move of the season. O heck. Hope it subsides soon mate. Take care.
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Post by murphthesurf on Jun 2, 2019 20:26:55 GMT
Only popping in for a sec - on the sick list week 2 or 3 migraine lost count so any screen time's ruled out. Glad to see I've actually scored - it took long enough. I'll be back when the giant hooped zigzags and grey splodges finally go. Yeah, better late etc... a goal from the last move of the season. O heck. Hope it subsides soon mate. Take care. Thx boss, starting to clear a bit, I think............ oh, I bluddy hope so.........
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2019 20:34:17 GMT
Yeah, better late etc... a goal from the last move of the season. O heck. Hope it subsides soon mate. Take care. Thx boss, starting to clear a bit, I think............ oh, I bluddy hope so......... Good to see you back murph Hope you're feeling better !
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Jun 2, 2019 21:18:02 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on Jun 2, 2019 21:18:02 GMT
Thx boss, starting to clear a bit, I think............ oh, I bluddy hope so......... Good to see you back murph Hope you're feeling better ! Thx Dees, for the last week it's been one step forward then two steps back..... So keeping everything crossed for a day or two from now on...... PS: I don't know how the Queen drinks Gin & Dubonnet - (her + the Queen Mother's fave tipple) - I've tried one tonight (so obv feeling at least a bit better & giving the staff sth to do) & it's practically taken the enamel off me teeth.
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Post by thequietman on Jun 3, 2019 11:36:26 GMT
Good to see you back murph Hope you're feeling better ! Thx Dees, for the last week it's been one step forward then two steps back..... So keeping everything crossed for a day or two from now on...... PS: I don't know how the Queen drinks Gin & Dubonnet - (her + the Queen Mother's fave tipple) - I've tried one tonight (so obv feeling at least a bit better & giving the staff sth to do) & it's practically taken the enamel off me teeth. Some wishing of wells from me too, Murph. Hope it wasn't the wild garlic brought it on.
As for the QM (God bless her and all who sail in her), she'd drink owt by all accounts. Antifreeze, windowlene & bootpolish cocktails etc. Mrs Q recommends her latest discovery - Parma Violet gin, with real parma violet sweeties crushed & tipped in for a sherberty effect.
I'm loving this new CM role you've got me in lately, boss. Somehow it's improved my ratings and it certainly gives me more of the pitch to suanter around in lost like a lost soul command.
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Jun 3, 2019 15:27:45 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 3, 2019 15:27:45 GMT
Thx Dees, for the last week it's been one step forward then two steps back.....ย ย So keeping everything crossed for a day or two from now on......ย PS:ย I don't know how the Queen drinks Gin & Dubonnet - (her + the Queen Mother's fave tipple) - I've tried one tonight (so obv feeling at least a bit better & giving the staff sth to do) & it's practically taken the enamel offย me teeth.ย ย Some wishing of wells from me too, Murph. Hope it wasn't the wild garlic brought it on.
As for the QM (God bless her and all who sail in her), she'd drink owt by all accounts. Antifreeze, windowlene & bootpolish cocktails etc. Mrs Q recommends her latest discovery - Parma Violet gin, with real parma violet sweeties crushed & tipped in for a sherberty effect.
I'm loving this new CM role you've got me in lately, boss. Somehow it's improved my ratings and it certainly gives me more of the pitch to suanter around in lost like a lost soul command.
I believe you can run your car on Gin and Dubonnet. I'm sure someone told me, but I might be making it up, still a addled from the electric shock treatment. โก
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2019 17:50:17 GMT
My cousin recently made some Damson Gin - unfortunately I can't drink due to stomach problems but my missus says it's delicious, and seems even stronger than just a normal gin. Don't know about running your car on it though
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Post by thequietman on Jun 4, 2019 11:54:36 GMT
My cousin recently made some Damson Gin - unfortunately I can't drink due to stomach problems but my missus says it's delicious, and seems even stronger than just a normal gin. Don't know about running your car on it though Could be the fruit thing. Mrs Q swears by vodka & peach flavoured water. It certainly seems to get her p1ssed mighty fast.
You can run your car on any combustible liquid, if the engine is suitably modified. Gin if you really want to waste it, used chip shop frying oil etc.
Mine runs mostly on cans of lager left over after BBQ's seeing as I won't touch the stuff.
Well, when she's not fuelled by gin, Mrs Q runs on cans of lager - especially when she's pushing my car to the petrol station after I've forgotten to refill it again.
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Jun 4, 2019 19:04:42 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 4, 2019 19:04:42 GMT
My cousin recently made some Damson Gin - unfortunately I can't drink due to stomach problems but my missus says it's delicious, and seems even stronger than just a normal gin. Don't know about running your car on it though Could be the fruit thing. Mrs Q swears by vodka & peach flavoured water. It certainly seems to get her p1ssed mighty fast.
You can run your car on any combustible liquid, if the engine is suitably modified. Gin if you really want to waste it, used chip shop frying oil etc.
Mine runs mostly on cans of lager left over after BBQ's seeing as I won't touch the stuff.
Well, when she's not fuelled by gin, Mrs Q runs on cans of lager - especially when she's pushing my car to the petrol station after I've forgotten to refill it again.
Excellent Q. Necessity the mother of etc...
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Post by thequietman on Jun 4, 2019 19:37:50 GMT
Could be the fruit thing. Mrs Q swears by vodka & peach flavoured water. It certainly seems to get her p1ssed mighty fast.
You can run your car on any combustible liquid, if the engine is suitably modified. Gin if you really want to waste it, used chip shop frying oil etc.
Mine runs mostly on cans of lager left over after BBQ's seeing as I won't touch the stuff.
Well, when she's not fuelled by gin, Mrs Q runs on cans of lager - especially when she's pushing my car to the petrol station after I've forgotten to refill it again.
Excellent Q. Necessity the mother of etc... It's very economical, Chuffed. Especially if I'm using lager other people have left behind. Range is a bit limited, though. 100 yards + Mrs Q will refuse to push any more, saying she's knackered. I'm feeding the two godkids on spinach + steroids. Should triple my range when they've grown a bit. After all, there's no way I'm letting them in my car when they've been eating that sort of concoction.
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Post by murphthesurf on Jun 6, 2019 20:19:03 GMT
My cousin recently made some Damson Gin - unfortunately I can't drink due to stomach problems but my missus says it's delicious, and seems even stronger than just a normal gin. Don't know about running your car on it though I don't fancy the flavoured stuff at all, Dees, and I know you can get umpteen varieties these days, 'flavoured with' all sorts of stuff, eg. I know JD has said in the past that he & Mrs Q like rhubarb gin. For me just plain trad ice-cold G&T with lemon and a ton of ice is the best. In fact............ (**ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling**) " Parker!"
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Jun 6, 2019 20:24:51 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2019 20:24:51 GMT
My cousin recently made some Damson Gin - unfortunately I can't drink due to stomach problems but my missus says it's delicious, and seems even stronger than just a normal gin. Don't know about running your car on it though I don't fancy the flavoured stuff at all, Dees, and I know you can get umpteen varieties these days, 'flavoured with' all sorts of stuff, eg. I know JD has said in the past that he & Mrs Q like rhubarb gin. For me just plain trad ice-cold G&T with lemon and a ton of ice is the best. In fact............ (**ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling**) " Parker!" No I wouldn't like one of the flavoured one's either murph. Back in the days when I could have a drink (before my stomach problems) I used to love one or three nice G&T's with Bombay Sapphire, or Tanqueray, with ice and a slice. Sadly those days are long gone !
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Post by thequietman on Jun 7, 2019 11:10:59 GMT
My cousin recently made some Damson Gin - unfortunately I can't drink due to stomach problems but my missus says it's delicious, and seems even stronger than just a normal gin. Don't know about running your car on it though I don't fancy the flavoured stuff at all, Dees, and I know you can get umpteen varieties these days, 'flavoured with' all sorts of stuff, eg. I know JD has said in the past that he & Mrs Q like rhubarb gin. For me just plain trad ice-cold G&T with lemon and a ton of ice is the best. In fact............ (**ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling**) " Parker!" Rhubarb? Eek, no. Aside from being foul, it's poisonous. Mrs Q likes rhubarb, I won't touch it. Her latest discovery of Parma Violet g&t with parma violet sweeties crushed into it is interesting but I couldn't drink more than a sip of it.
I like my drinks to taste of what they're supposed to. The only flavoured mixer I have with anything is a drop of peppermint cordial in dark rum. For medicinal purposes, obviously. In fact last weekend I was medicined up to the eyeballs prior to a spot of scaryoke. There wasn't a dry eye in the house after my rendition of "The Last Farewell". Nor after my smashing of "Where The Wild Roses Grow" with the aid of a helium baloon for Kylie's vocal parts.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 7, 2019 22:59:01 GMT
...Like a swan all seems calm on the surface but beneath is a different dynamic. Most of the machinations of the transfer window have largely gone unnoticed in the hallowed portals of EEFC. Talk of getting photos of 'stadia' options launched on here, semi-celebrity endorsement and tasty pre-Europa friendlies all still in the development phase. The splits on crutches on slippery floors etc. The ins and outs have taken on a distinctly Tartan flavour, but have mainly concerned the pescatorial ponderings of me. Aquarium refresh. New pump/filter. Three over boisterous Carp, a huge Goldfish and a Shibunkin from the tank into Pond 1. A {Long Nosed} Sturgeon {Nikolia}, and a Salmon{d} coloured Koi from Glovers into the tank. {A refresh to give the Axolotls more chance at the grubs}.
The EEFC 18/19 season synopsis seems imminent.
{Checking with the relevant Embassies whether a Passport from the Independant State of Stockton Brook is valid abroad. And re-learning the Europa Cup rules of engagement. As prep.}
Faux pro-protein fad of the week Bingham's Beef Paste on toasted sourdough, best butter, plenty of.
UIMS
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Jun 12, 2019 16:24:17 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 12, 2019 16:24:17 GMT
Timely reminder about the passport situation boss. I'll start the hunt in the underwear drawer, that's where most things of any value end up. Haven't been abroad for ages.
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Jun 12, 2019 17:11:24 GMT
Post by felonious on Jun 12, 2019 17:11:24 GMT
Timely reminder about the passport situation boss. I'll start the hunt in the underwear drawer, that's where most things of any value end up. Haven't been abroad for ages. Does Wales not count?
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 12, 2019 17:14:26 GMT
Timely reminder about the passport situation boss. I'll start the hunt in the underwear drawer, that's where most things of any value end up. Haven't been abroad for ages. Does Wales not count? Yes but you can just bribe the border patrol ๐
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Jun 13, 2019 11:09:07 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on Jun 13, 2019 11:09:07 GMT
I don't fancy the flavoured stuff at all, Dees, and I know you can get umpteen varieties these days, 'flavoured with' all sorts of stuff, eg. I know JD has said in the past that he & Mrs Q like rhubarb gin. For me just plain trad ice-cold G&T with lemon and a ton of ice is the best. In fact............ (**ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling**) " Parker!" Rhubarb? Eek, no. Aside from being foul, it's poisonous. Mrs Q likes rhubarb, I won't touch it. Her latest discovery of Parma Violet g&t with parma violet sweeties crushed into it is interesting but I couldn't drink more than a sip of it. I like my drinks to taste of what they're supposed to. The only flavoured mixer I have with anything is a drop of peppermint cordial in dark rum. For medicinal purposes, obviously. In fact last weekend I was medicined up to the eyeballs prior to a spot of scaryoke. There wasn't a dry eye in the house after my rendition of "The Last Farewell". Nor after my smashing of "Where The Wild Roses Grow" with the aid of a helium baloon for Kylie's vocal parts.
Sorry JD, it wasn't you - it was Leedsy!
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Post by murphthesurf on Jun 13, 2019 11:19:12 GMT
...Like a swan all seems calm on the surface but beneath is a different dynamic. Most of the machinations of the transfer window have largely gone unnoticed in the hallowed portals of EEFC. Talk of getting photos of 'stadia' options launched on here, semi-celebrity endorsement and tasty pre-Europa friendlies all still in the development phase. The splits on crutches on slippery floors etc.The ins and outs have taken on a distinctly Tartan flavour, but have mainly concerned the pescatorial ponderings of me. Aquarium refresh. New pump/filter. Three over boisterous Carp, a huge Goldfish and a Shibunkin from the tank into Pond 1. A {Long Nosed} Sturgeon {Nikolia}, and a Salmon{d} coloured Koi from Glovers into the tank. {A refresh to give the Axolotls more chance at the grubs}. The EEFC 18/19 season synopsis seems imminent. {Checking with the relevant Embassies whether a Passport from the Independant State of Stockton Brook is valid abroad. And re-learning the Europa Cup rules of engagement. As prep.} Faux pro-protein fad of the week Bingham's Beef Paste on toasted sourdough, best butter, plenty of. UIMS Two things, boss: 1) (**Gasps in shock**) Have you done the splits, then? Ooo-er. Any chance of it being on any CC-TV? And I hope you whistled on the way down. 2) The Pond thread has just re-surfaced - 'for your delight and delectation.'
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Post by thequietman on Jun 13, 2019 11:30:26 GMT
I think my passport's still in order. There is an endorsement saying I've got to travel with a responsible adult and I'm not allowed to drink absinthe in Spain again. Will that be a problem, boss?
Matters pescatorial - I take my inspiration from songs, as ever. Fishing at Tescos - Senseless Things:
Survey, cast your eye, our dinner is in sight All animal crackers and shiny wrappers are in the bin tonight. And when our faces shone. Picking things first out of magazines, grinning like we're on LSD. And just for a fleeting moment... I'm asking questions yeah, I mean to pry. Think you'll get something out of me, well you'll see I lie. So where our faces shone, no way I'll get caught. Picking things first out of magazines, skip the applications for therapy. And just for a thieving moment... Don't doubt it, don't doubt it my moodlahs on the rise. Picking up on the good vibrations, coz xxxx tonight. And where our faces shone, where our faces shone. Picking things first out of magazines, grinning like we're on LSD. And just for a fleeting moment...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2019 11:57:54 GMT
Thankfully I renewed my passport in March so I'm ready and available for our foray amongst our European friends.
I've just started polishing up my "Arrggghhh - that's a foul ref, book the dirty bast*rd" and other useful phrases in thirty odd European languages.
Hopefully it should help if the ref thinks we can speak his lingo.
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Post by thequietman on Jun 14, 2019 11:00:15 GMT
Thankfully I renewed my passport in March so I'm ready and available for our foray amongst our European friends. I've just started polishing up my "Arrggghhh - that's a foul ref, book the dirty bast*rd" and other useful phrases in thirty odd European languages. Hopefully it should help if the ref thinks we can speak his lingo. Good plan D. I can swear in French, German and Russian if that helps. And a few hand gestures that are common to most cultures.
I've been practising my diving. The ground's a bit soggy outside so I've been leaping from the chest of drawers onto the bed. Mrs Q has requested that I let her get out of bed first, next time.
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Jun 14, 2019 17:36:59 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 14, 2019 17:36:59 GMT
Thankfully I renewed my passport in March so I'm ready and available for our foray amongst our European friends. I've just started polishing up my "Arrggghhh - that's a foul ref, book the dirty bast*rd" and other useful phrases in thirty odd European languages. Hopefully it should help if the ref thinks we can speak his lingo. Good plan D. I can swear in French, German and Russian if that helps. And a few hand gestures that are common to most cultures.
I've been practising my diving. The ground's a bit soggy outside so I've been leaping from the chest of drawers onto the bed. Mrs Q has requested that I let her get out of bed first, next time.
Be careful though Q you don't want to be done for faking, god forbid. ๐
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 14, 2019 17:53:17 GMT
...Like a swan all seems calm on the surface but beneath is a different dynamic. Most of the machinations of the transfer window have largely gone unnoticed in the hallowed portals of EEFC. Talk of getting photos of 'stadia' options launched on here, semi-celebrity endorsement and tasty pre-Europa friendlies all still in the development phase. The splits on crutches on slippery floors etc.The ins and outs have taken on a distinctly Tartan flavour, but have mainly concerned the pescatorial ponderings of me. Aquarium refresh. New pump/filter. Three over boisterous Carp, a huge Goldfish and a Shibunkin from the tank into Pond 1. A {Long Nosed} Sturgeon {Nikolia}, and a Salmon{d} coloured Koi from Glovers into the tank. {A refresh to give the Axolotls more chance at the grubs}. The EEFC 18/19 season synopsis seems imminent. {Checking with the relevant Embassies whether a Passport from the Independant State of Stockton Brook is valid abroad. And re-learning the Europa Cup rules of engagement. As prep.} Faux pro-protein fad of the week Bingham's Beef Paste on toasted sourdough, best butter, plenty of. UIMS Two things, boss: 1) (**Gasps in shock**) Have you done the splits, then? Ooo-er. Any chance of it being on any CC-TV? And I hope you whistled on the way down. 2) The Pond thread has just re-surfaced - 'for your delight and delectation.' Was hoping that once I'd mastered crutches then stilts would be a doddle. Caution required on slippery surfaces, especially on ceramics {a hard 'c' on this occasion... 'k'.} The arm/crutch splits have been achieved, both ways, several times... Pond life is good...
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Jun 14, 2019 22:02:23 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on Jun 14, 2019 22:02:23 GMT
Two things, boss: 1) (**Gasps in shock**) Have you done the splits, then? Ooo-er. Any chance of it being on any CC-TV? And I hope you whistled on the way down. 2) The Pond thread has just re-surfaced - 'for your delight and delectation.' Was hoping that once I'd mastered crutches then stilts would be a doddle. Caution required on slippery surfaces, especially on ceramics {a hard 'c' on this occasion... 'k'.} The arm/crutch splits have been achieved, both ways, several times... Pond life is good... Oh, a baby giraffe - what a little sweetie! xxxxx Are you still on crutches, Cheesy?
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