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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 30, 2019 17:53:05 GMT
Oh heck Chuffed.. I was unaware of all that. Wishing you all the best from one sick bed to another. Bloody hell it's been a tough season (all round). Only two games left for EEFC hang on in there....... If it's any consolation, something to distract you momentarily from your woes... U'm hanging around waiting for larvae to arrive... maggot treatment commences as soon as...... (I've asked if I can have them for fishing bait when they've done, they're checking protocols to see.)... I have some philosophical questions about these here maggots... will they take on some of the essence of me?) Chin up. I caught a few minutes of Giles Brandreth on QI last week talking about cannibalism. He's visited a tribe in India who feed their dead relatives to fish and then eat the fish so technically he'd consumed human flesh.
Well yes... similar thoughts here. I could feed the maggots to my fish in me fish tank... I like the idea of seeing them turn into flies, maybe put them in with the Venus Flytraps. I've had some interesting chats re reincarnation with a couple of the nurses.
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Post by murphthesurf on Apr 30, 2019 18:00:49 GMT
I'm unlucky to be in the high dependency unit in Aberystwyth. Loads of CPR and two electrical shocks. Chest is killing me. Hopefully out before the end of the week. Keep up the good work everyone. Oh, bloody hell Chuff, bloody hell --- I just switched my LT on 10 seconds ago and was so glad & relieved to see you'd posted but then had the most horrible shock when I saw your msg....... I hope you're okay - and I hope that's not a stupid thing to say under the circs - you know what I mean...... Mate, I'm so shocked........... Just look after yourself, will you? Lots of love, Murph, Fido and Crispy xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Post by murphthesurf on Apr 30, 2019 18:04:36 GMT
I'm unlucky to be in the high dependency unit in Aberystwyth. Loads of CPR and two electrical shocks. Chest is killing me. Hopefully out before the end of the week. Keep up the good work everyone. Sorry to hear that Chuffed. I must admit I did check on your posts very early this morning and assumed you were looking after your father from the posts. Exactly the same thing here, Fel.
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Apr 30, 2019 18:10:56 GMT
Post by felonious on Apr 30, 2019 18:10:56 GMT
Sorry to hear that Chuffed. I must admit I did check on your posts very early this morning and assumed you were looking after your father from the posts. Exactly the same thing here, Fel. I think it's how stalking begins
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Apr 30, 2019 18:16:27 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on Apr 30, 2019 18:16:27 GMT
Exactly the same thing here, Fel. I think it's how stalking begins I didn't think stalkers went about in twos, though!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2019 18:23:45 GMT
I'm unlucky to be in the high dependency unit in Aberystwyth. Loads of CPR and two electrical shocks. Chest is killing me. Hopefully out before the end of the week. Keep up the good work everyone. Bloody hell Chuffed - how long have you been in there ? In Wales as well....... things can only get better mate ! Hope you're up and about soon, but take it easy ! You know we're all thinking of you - the PFPF and all the regulars on the Oatie ! We'll be with you !
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 30, 2019 18:32:01 GMT
I'm unlucky to be in the high dependency unit in Aberystwyth. Loads of CPR and two electrical shocks. Chest is killing me. Hopefully out before the end of the week. Keep up the good work everyone. How's the snappin' Chuffed? Do you get co-ordinated tea and toast in a morning. Interestingly all the food in NStaffs Hosp comes from somewhere in Welsh Wales so presumably at least yours has a chance of being hot on arrival. ;-)
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Apr 30, 2019 19:32:43 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on Apr 30, 2019 19:32:43 GMT
Oh heck Chuffed.. I was unaware of all that. Wishing you all the best from one sick bed to another. Bloody hell it's been a tough season (all round). Only two games left for EEFC hang on in there....... If it's any consolation, something to distract you momentarily from your woes... U'm hanging around waiting for larvae to arrive... maggot treatment commences as soon as...... (I've asked if I can have them for fishing bait when they've done, they're checking protocols to see.)... I have some philosophical questions about these here maggots... will they take on some of the essence of me?) Chin up. I caught a few minutes of Giles Brandreth on QI last week talking about cannibalism. He's visited a tribe in India who feed their dead relatives to fish and then eat the fish so technically he'd consumed human flesh.
Sound like Vale fans................
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Post by murphthesurf on Apr 30, 2019 19:42:25 GMT
I'm unlucky to be in the high dependency unit in Aberystwyth. Loads of CPR and two electrical shocks. Chest is killing me. Hopefully out before the end of the week. Keep up the good work everyone. Oh heck Chuffed.. I was unaware of all that. Wishing you all the best from one sick bed to another. Bloody hell it's been a tough season (all round). Only two games left for EEFC hang on in there....... If it's any consolation, something to distract you momentarily from your woes... U'm hanging around waiting for larvae to arrive... maggot treatment commences as soon as......(I've asked if I can have them for fishing bait when they've done, they're checking protocols to see.)... I have some philosophical questions about these here maggots... will they take on some of the essence of me?) Chin up. Maggot treatment? MAGGOT TREATMENT????????????? WHAT THE............ (**she swoons**) THUD.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 30, 2019 20:40:25 GMT
Oh heck Chuffed.. I was unaware of all that. Wishing you all the best from one sick bed to another. Bloody hell it's been a tough season (all round). Only two games left for EEFC hang on in there....... If it's any consolation, something to distract you momentarily from your woes... U'm hanging around waiting for larvae to arrive... maggot treatment commences as soon as......(I've asked if I can have them for fishing bait when they've done, they're checking protocols to see.)... I have some philosophical questions about these here maggots... will they take on some of the essence of me?) Chin up. Maggot treatment? MAGGOT TREATMENT????????????? WHAT THE............ (**she swoons**) THUD.Murph you have a fantastic way with words/phrasing/imagery.... I laughed so loud at that a nurse came running. What a fantastic effect a well constructed sentence can have. Shall I put your name down for one of my bespoke bottles of Tequila ( with grub)?
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Post by murphthesurf on Apr 30, 2019 20:43:44 GMT
Maggot treatment? MAGGOT TREATMENT????????????? WHAT THE............ (**she swoons**) THUD. Murph you have a fantastic way with words/phrasing/imagery.... I laughed so loud at that a nurse came running. What a fantastic effect a well constructed sentence can have. Shall I put your name down for one of my bespoke bottles of Tequila ( with grub)?
GRUB????? Hmmmmmmmmmm, let me think. NO
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Post by pearo on Apr 30, 2019 21:23:18 GMT
Oh heck Chuffed.. I was unaware of all that. Wishing you all the best from one sick bed to another. Bloody hell it's been a tough season (all round). Only two games left for EEFC hang on in there....... If it's any consolation, something to distract you momentarily from your woes... U'm hanging around waiting for larvae to arrive... maggot treatment commences as soon as...... (I've asked if I can have them for fishing bait when they've done, they're checking protocols to see.)... I have some philosophical questions about these here maggots... will they take on some of the essence of me?) Chin up. I caught a few minutes of Giles Brandreth on QI last week talking about cannibalism. He's visited a tribe in India who feed their dead relatives to fish and then eat the fish so technically he'd consumed human flesh.
Gyles Brandreth is doing a podcast with Suzie Dent ( Countdown ) called Something Rhymes with Purple. All about the evolution of words and the English language, well worth a listen if you are into lexicography or just words in general. The episode on swear words was fucking great.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 30, 2019 21:41:19 GMT
I've read it Cheees - sounds horrific ! Good luck with "everything" ! Now delete your post ! Nice one. Got to keep the pecker up... I've just found out that my tv remote works all the tv's on the ward... my set stays off.... but the fun will start in earnest tomorrow.... ;-)
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2019 6:07:32 GMT
I've read it Cheees - sounds horrific ! Good luck with "everything" ! Now delete your post ! Nice one. Got to keep the pecker up... I've just found out that my tv remote works all the tv's on the ward... my set stays off.... but the fun will start in earnest tomorrow.... ;-) Morning Cheees. Did the Tea and Toast arrive together this morning ? Anything else arrived yet ?
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 1, 2019 6:08:00 GMT
I'm unlucky to be in the high dependency unit in Aberystwyth. Loads of CPR and two electrical shocks. Chest is killing me. Hopefully out before the end of the week. Keep up the good work everyone. How's the snappin' Chuffed? Do you get co-ordinated tea and toast in a morning. Interestingly all the food in NStaffs Hosp comes from somewhere in Welsh Wales so presumably at least yours has a chance of being hot on arrival. ;-) Not bad for Aberystwyth, I've been read the riot act about keeping calories and nutrients up. One particular doctor is a mini Hitler but I know he means well. All the food comes from downstairs so it's a bit tepid when it gets to me though, at least it's edible!!. It's all been a bit complicated but at least I didn't die.
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May 1, 2019 6:16:32 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 1, 2019 6:16:32 GMT
Maggot treatment? MAGGOT TREATMENT????????????? WHAT THE............ (**she swoons**) THUD. Murph you have a fantastic way with words/phrasing/imagery.... I laughed so loud at that a nurse came running. What a fantastic effect a well constructed sentence can have. Shall I put your name down for one of my bespoke bottles of Tequila ( with grub)? I wonder which lòon came up with the concept that maggots and tequila were in some sort of harmony. 🤑
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Post by felonious on May 1, 2019 6:22:48 GMT
I caught a few minutes of Giles Brandreth on QI last week talking about cannibalism. He's visited a tribe in India who feed their dead relatives to fish and then eat the fish so technically he'd consumed human flesh.
Sound like Vale fans................ Stanley Matthews once said to me "There's nowt wrong with the Vale lad"
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May 1, 2019 6:23:39 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on May 1, 2019 6:23:39 GMT
Murph you have a fantastic way with words/phrasing/imagery.... I laughed so loud at that a nurse came running. What a fantastic effect a well constructed sentence can have. Shall I put your name down for one of my bespoke bottles of Tequila ( with grub)? I wonder which lòon came up with the concept that maggots and tequila were in some sort of harmony. 🤑
You got THAT right, Chuff!
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Post by murphthesurf on May 1, 2019 6:24:48 GMT
Sound like Vale fans................ Stanley Matthews once said to me "There's nowt wrong with the Vale lad" He once said to me "Murph WHO?"
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May 1, 2019 6:28:25 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on May 1, 2019 6:28:25 GMT
Nice one. Got to keep the pecker up... I've just found out that my tv remote works all the tv's on the ward... my set stays off.... but the fun will start in earnest tomorrow.... ;-) Morning Cheees.Did the Tea and Toast arrive together this morning ? Anything else arrived yet ? 'Ow do, Gaffer............ I'm getting the feeling you and Dees have been in cahoots, because I don't know what you're talking about!
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May 1, 2019 6:30:46 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on May 1, 2019 6:30:46 GMT
How's the snappin' Chuffed? Do you get co-ordinated tea and toast in a morning. Interestingly all the food in NStaffs Hosp comes from somewhere in Welsh Wales so presumably at least yours has a chance of being hot on arrival. ;-) Not bad for Aberystwyth, I've been read the riot act about keeping calories and nutrients up. One particular doctor is a mini Hitler but I know he means well. All the food comes from downstairs so it's a bit tepid when it gets to me though, at least it's edible!!. It's all been a bit complicated but at least I didn't die. Has your ward got a bar, Chuff? Cheesy's hasn't...........
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May 1, 2019 6:37:22 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on May 1, 2019 6:37:22 GMT
I've read it Cheees - sounds horrific ! Good luck with "everything" ! Now delete your post ! Nice one. Got to keep the pecker up... I've just found out that my tv remote works all the tv's on the ward... my set stays off.... but the fun will start in earnest tomorrow....;-) Ha! Nice one! You can surrep syrup surrapp secretly make them all watch that turgid stuff from Essex where brain cells are non-existent and pneumatic lips abound (never seen it myself - just the trailers for it make me want to do THIS ) And I bet Wilhelm will be on 'ere any minute now, asking you if you can get any 'pay-to-view' channels & X-rated stuff of that ilk….. It'll be good if they've got any 'Nurses & Patients' themed ones….
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 1, 2019 7:15:44 GMT
Morning Cheees.Did the Tea and Toast arrive together this morning ? Anything else arrived yet ? 'Ow do, Gaffer............ I'm getting the feeling you and Dees have been in cahoots, because I don't know what you're talking about! Morning campers! It's swab day at North Staffs... all patients bracing themselves for multie incursions..... If we're swapping Sir Stan tales I'll recount mine.... I was involved in organising an Event at the Britannia for older children/teenagers in care. A day of activities and discussions... fun and info all mixed in. Part of it was a talk and 'workshop' by a district nurse regarding sexual health.. blowing up condoms/familiarity with them etc. Inevitably a few of the kidz ran amok and a few ended up in the boxes etc... I received a complaint from Mrs Matthews because they found condoms in (you know) her box.... i was called upon to provide an explanation/apology.... My boss' response was... "With her husbands history of dribbling you wouldn't have thought she'd be shocked by this." Anyway busy morning ahead.. to the remotes...
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May 1, 2019 7:22:45 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 1, 2019 7:22:45 GMT
Nice one. Got to keep the pecker up... I've just found out that my tv remote works all the tv's on the ward... my set stays off.... but the fun will start in earnest tomorrow.... ;-) Morning Cheees. Did the Tea and Toast arrive together this morning ? Anything else arrived yet ? All nurses and auxilliaries are doing the wriggly fingers thing as they pass me... I figure the wrigglers have arrived.... The tea and toast situation has been good for the last couple of days... despite revielle being at 5.30 today brekkie hasn't started yet. We'll see.
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May 1, 2019 7:32:12 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on May 1, 2019 7:32:12 GMT
Morning Cheees. Did the Tea and Toast arrive together this morning ? Anything else arrived yet ? All nurses and auxilliaries are doing the wriggly fingers thing as they pass me... I figure the wrigglers have arrived.... The tea and toast situation has been good for the last couple of days... despite revielle being at 5.30 today brekkie hasn't started yet. WOT! Did they 'ave a BUGLE ?????? Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy 'ell! How do they announce mealtimes, firing a cannon?
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Post by cheeesfreeex on May 1, 2019 7:33:44 GMT
Morning Cheees.Did the Tea and Toast arrive together this morning ? Anything else arrived yet ? 'Ow do, Gaffer............ I'm getting the feeling you and Dees have been in cahoots, because I don't know what you're talking about! Me and the Dees had a late night assignation but the message self-destructed after 5.....
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2019 7:36:41 GMT
Morning Cheees. Did the Tea and Toast arrive together this morning ? Anything else arrived yet ? All nurses and auxilliaries are doing the wriggly fingers thing as they pass me... I figure the wrigglers have arrived.... The tea and toast situation has been good for the last couple of days... despite revielle being at 5.30 today brekkie hasn't started yet. We'll see. Oh dear ! Just tell yourself they're here to help. Best keep your buttocks clenched though in case a couple escape and wriggle where they shouldn't Have a nice day !
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2019 7:39:01 GMT
Morning Cheees.Did the Tea and Toast arrive together this morning ? Anything else arrived yet ? 'Ow do, Gaffer............ I'm getting the feeling you and Dees have been in cahoots, because I don't know what you're talking about! We could tell you murph, but it's top secret and you know how things are. Wrigglers get everywhere !
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May 1, 2019 7:51:50 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on May 1, 2019 7:51:50 GMT
Morning Cheees. Did the Tea and Toast arrive together this morning ? Anything else arrived yet ? All nurses and auxilliaries are doing the wriggly fingers thing as they pass me... I figure the wrigglers have arrived....The tea and toast situation has been good for the last couple of days... despite revielle being at 5.30 today brekkie hasn't started yet. We'll see. I'm feeling very concerned with all this strange talk of wrigglers. I do not hhhhunderstand what eeeeeez 'appening. (Oh, sorry, went a bit French there.... I think the earlier mention of 'maggots' somehow subconsciously transwotified into 'Macron' and the lingo followed on, etc.) And the maggots? Hmm. I do not think I want to be told........ Let's put it THIS way - if it's likely to put me off the preprandials I'll leave it. Merci beaucoup all the same.
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May 1, 2019 7:58:40 GMT
Post by murphthesurf on May 1, 2019 7:58:40 GMT
'Ow do, Gaffer............ I'm getting the feeling you and Dees have been in cahoots, because I don't know what you're talking about! Me and the Dees had a late night assignation but the message self-destructed after 5..... What, did Dees spring you, d'you mean, Cheesy? Smuggled you out in a laundry basket & you both went for a quick Rogan Josh & then a bit of clubbin' it? I'm impressed!
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