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Post by manmarking on Jun 30, 2017 16:16:27 GMT
Way too much red on that kit. Centre stripe should be white, collar & trim should be white. ... Oh, and fuck the lot of ya. I didn't want to be part of your shitty team anyway. You've shifted from left to right recently, mate. You need greater positional discipline at this level
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 30, 2017 16:29:36 GMT
Way too much red on that kit. Centre stripe should be white, collar & trim should be white. ... Oh, and fuck the lot of ya. I didn't want to be part of your shitty team anyway. You've shifted from left to right recently, mate. You need greater positional discipline at this level You'll still find me out on the left wing most days. I only drift over to the right wing when it comes to all these cheap foreign imports we keep signing who don't understand the system we play. We should be giving some of our homegrown kiddies a chance instead
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Post by Northy on Jun 30, 2017 16:31:18 GMT
ATRUNCHEON - PRES REELEASEThe New I knew EEFC 2017/18 Kit imminent wil by released toby jug. Belive youme. Wibble "Benji-fied" for you. brilliant, made me laugh and go into a coughing fit
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 16:43:16 GMT
Black shirts, pink shorts? Brown shorts, not shirts.
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Jun 30, 2017 17:01:05 GMT
Black shirts, pink shorts? And brown wings!
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Jun 30, 2017 17:04:23 GMT
Black shirts, pink shorts? And brown wings! The bloke next to me in the pub has just stopped with his pint at his lips and said "why the fuck are you humming dam busters?!"
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Post by Northy on Jun 30, 2017 17:08:35 GMT
Don't think Paul has attended enough of the EE training sessions just yet. He can't just turn up when he feels like it in this game you know. Still not seen a better suggestion for clinical finisher than Bishp. I'd like to find a place for BillyBigB. The idea of him in shorts frits me and I don't know what his preferred position is. And daren't ask.Surely box to box midfielder? thats me, im a box to box man
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 30, 2017 17:35:29 GMT
Defensive midfielder here if needed.
Just expect me to have about 5 good games a season because I'll be ruinously hungover for the rest.
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Jun 30, 2017 17:43:53 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Jun 30, 2017 17:43:53 GMT
Black shirts, pink shorts? Brown shorts, not shirts. Always wondered who's your avatar don't think it's Bacchus as I don't see the fruit
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Post by flashman on Jun 30, 2017 17:53:13 GMT
I would like like to thank the manager for putting me just behind manmarking .....my clearances can sometimes go wildly astray and with such venom that North Koreans weapons experts would be proud ....easily capable of taking someone's head off .
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 18:11:29 GMT
Had twenty four hours to contemplate the situation, and while not wanting to be accused of chopping and changing for the sake of it, there are some issues that need to be addressed. In an attempt to integrate Bathstoke into the team, back into the fold as it were, I'm offering him left of the back three {flashman's shown no interest}. Similarly DJDJ, Skankers and Mary have all been no shows. MMLC keeps his place, he's acknowledged he needs to work on his delivery, be more direct, see him as our Ramadan. Love the idea of Crapslinger and Essex on the wings, maybe transfer bids/bribes in the window? Could affect morale. TheVoid makes a strong case for inclusion, a shoe in on the right. TDC's adaptability impresses me, a bit like an Arnie, roaming the pitch, pulling strings behind the /Crouch/Defoe of Manina and Bishp And have been seduced by the stature of Maninasuitcase. Still preseason, plenty of time for tweaking, trying out different formations. Cheees Felonious Harryburrows Bathstoke TheVoid Rogerjones Manmarking MickMills TheDrunkenCommunist Maninasuitcase Bishp Fearsome outfit. Bench: Northy vying for the no.10, and Robo. Cooper's on a Wilko/Ireland type deal, you can use the bogs if you're passing. If yer skint sell yr pink bentley we paid for or summat. Would like to have at least two players for each position, for different formations etc. Squad game so I'm hoping the backroom team, whilst calm as swans from the outside will do some recruiting. I'm proposing JoeinOz as the rich overseas benevolent owner, ploughing his millions from his Koala Burger empire into the Club. CEO: Momo {nominated not accepted the position. yet} Tea boy, {employed for his knowledge of a certain type of player} etc: General Faye Commercial matters Chigstokie Bringmesunshine Things Spiritual: Heyzeus {would you see pre match sacrifices or other rituals falling within your remit?} Cheerleaders/Ultra's/Mascots: Waggy* *if Trevor is to be physio I hope you'll keep an eye on him, make sure he puts his back into it etc, perhaps give him a hand now and again. Like the look of it, it's a good start.
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Jun 30, 2017 18:14:07 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 18:14:07 GMT
I would like like to thank the manager for putting me just behind manmarking .....my clearances can sometimes go wildly astray and with such venom that North Koreans weapons experts would be proud ....easily capable of taking someone's head off . Sorry mate, you're going to have to work your way back in off the bench, you just didn't seem interested. Had to drop you for the sake of the team.
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Jun 30, 2017 18:22:38 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 18:22:38 GMT
Defensive midfielder here if needed. Just expect me to have about 5 good games a season because I'll be ruinously hungover for the rest. Would love to fit you in but we're very strong in that department with the complimentary pairing of Rog and Manmarking. You'll get your chances though, there's always the chance of suspensions etc. Keep working away opportunities will arise off the bench mate. {blah blah}.
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 30, 2017 18:24:32 GMT
I'm glad to see that I've finally been included - and in my rightful, key position of centre ground, could go to the left or the right at any moment!
Slightly concerned about MickMills on the wing, I mean, sure, he talks a good game, but that's the problem. Will he ever actually pass the ball to the rest of us or will he just spend the 90 minutes telling us how he could pass the ball forward or sideways, or he could chip it over the top, he could attempt some fancy step-over, a little one-two... Lets face it, by time he's finished telling us what he's going to do the opposition have took the ball off him & gone & scored seven goals. The referee has blown for full-time, everyone has fucked off home & the lights have been switched off!
Rog & ManMarking in the middle has all the hallmarks of Dyer/Bowyer at Newcastle!
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 18:27:13 GMT
Brown shorts, not shirts. Always wondered who's your avatar don't think it's Bacchus as I don't see the fruit Closest image I could find to the Green Man at Endon Well, got a really good photo of it but not savvy enough to upload it, {It's too big} So it's second best, but very close {without the spouting mouth} it's Zeus.
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Jun 30, 2017 18:33:09 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 18:33:09 GMT
How could I have forgotten. Drjeffsdiscobarge as Motorvator/kitman.
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Post by pearo on Jun 30, 2017 18:37:35 GMT
Seeing as Waggy and Trevor are already involved, how about asking Trevor's friend Domingo to be the team bus driver, his experience could be vital if we qualify for European football. Plus I'm sure someone said he was good at getting out of tight corners.
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Jun 30, 2017 18:51:50 GMT
Post by flashman on Jun 30, 2017 18:51:50 GMT
I would like like to thank the manager for putting me just behind manmarking .....my clearances can sometimes go wildly astray and with such venom that North Koreans weapons experts would be proud ....easily capable of taking someone's head off . Sorry mate, you're going to have to work your way back in off the bench, you just didn't seem interested. Had to drop you for the sake of the team. If you are deliberately preventing me from giving manmarking a good kicking , then I wish to tender my resignation forthwith . i intend to now sign up with Vale ..
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 18:58:21 GMT
Sorry mate, you're going to have to work your way back in off the bench, you just didn't seem interested. Had to drop you for the sake of the team. If you are deliberately preventing me from giving manmarking a good kicking , then I wish to tender my resignation forthwith . i intend to now sign up with Vale .. Disappointing. Hoped you could harness that attitude, put a shift or two into training, work your way back into contention. No one man is bigger than the Club, tuck in or good luck up the Vale. I detect some tapping up going on here. Bathstoke already had you on the teamsheet, in nets, in the renegade team.
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Post by harryburrows on Jun 30, 2017 20:24:53 GMT
If you are deliberately preventing me from giving manmarking a good kicking , then I wish to tender my resignation forthwith . i intend to now sign up with Vale .. Disappointing. Hoped you could harness that attitude, put a shift or two into training, work your way back into contention. No one man is bigger than the Club, tuck in or good luck up the Vale. I detect some tapping up going on here. Bathstoke already had you on the teamsheet, in nets, in the renegade team. You have to root out the poison in the dressing room , it's working against team moral
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Post by rat on Jun 30, 2017 20:29:22 GMT
Surely box to box midfielder? thats me, im a box to box man At 4ft 9" you can run under the big lads legs. Little pea
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Post by crapslinger on Jun 30, 2017 21:04:31 GMT
Sorry mate, you're going to have to work your way back in off the bench, you just didn't seem interested. Had to drop you for the sake of the team. If you are deliberately preventing me from giving manmarking a good kicking , then I wish to tender my resignation forthwith . i intend to now sign up with Vale .. I would recommend ALF but he usually ends up on the losing side , sorry to hear about mol hard to take I lost two of my best friends last year, one Leo left now.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jun 30, 2017 21:08:59 GMT
Had twenty four hours to contemplate the situation, and while not wanting to be accused of chopping and changing for the sake of it, there are some issues that need to be addressed. In an attempt to integrate Bathstoke into the team, back into the fold as it were, I'm offering him left of the back three {flashman's shown no interest}. Similarly DJDJ, Skankers and Mary have all been no shows. MMLC keeps his place, he's acknowledged he needs to work on his delivery, be more direct, see him as our Ramadan. Love the idea of Crapslinger and Essex on the wings, maybe transfer bids/bribes in the window? Could affect morale. TheVoid makes a strong case for inclusion, a shoe in on the right. TDC's adaptability impresses me, a bit like an Arnie, roaming the pitch, pulling strings behind the /Crouch/Defoe of Manina and Bishp And have been seduced by the stature of Maninasuitcase. Still preseason, plenty of time for tweaking, trying out different formations. Cheees Felonious Harryburrows Bathstoke TheVoid Rogerjones Manmarking MickMills TheDrunkenCommunist Maninasuitcase Bishp Fearsome outfit. Bench: Northy vying for the no.10, and Robo. Cooper's on a Wilko/Ireland type deal, you can use the bogs if you're passing. If yer skint sell yr pink bentley we paid for or summat. Would like to have at least two players for each position, for different formations etc. Squad game so I'm hoping the backroom team, whilst calm as swans from the outside will do some recruiting. I'm proposing JoeinOz as the rich overseas benevolent owner, ploughing is millions from his Koala Burger empire into the Club. CEO: Momo {nominated not accepted the position. yet} Tea boy, {employed for his knowledge of a certain type of player} etc: General Faye Commercial matters Chigstokie Bringmesunshine Things Spiritual: Heyzeus {would you see pre match sacrifices or other rituals falling within your remit?} Cheerleaders/Ultra's/Mascots: Waggy* *if Trevor is to be physio I hope you'll keep an eye on him, make sure he puts his back into it etc, perhaps give him a hand now and again. Like the look of it, it's a good start. Tea boy?... fucking hell, I only signed up for taking the bins out, didn't expect this massive responsibility as well !!!.. but I accept.
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Jun 30, 2017 21:11:14 GMT
Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 21:11:14 GMT
Disappointing. Hoped you could harness that attitude, put a shift or two into training, work your way back into contention. No one man is bigger than the Club, tuck in or good luck up the Vale. I detect some tapping up going on here. Bathstoke already had you on the teamsheet, in nets, in the renegade team. You have to root out the poison in the dressing room , it's working against team moral Flashman's got his choice, bench or Vale. Hoping bringing Bath in in an integral position it'll calm his more rebelious instincts, pull in for the collective. Thought morale was pretty good, I'm relying on DrJeffs to help out with the motivation. What do you suggest? Bench update Northy Bojan Mackey Robo51 Flashman if he wants it enough.
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Jun 30, 2017 21:32:25 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Jun 30, 2017 21:32:25 GMT
You have to root out the poison in the dressing room , it's working against team moral Flashman's got his choice, bench or Vale. Hoping bringing Bath in in an integral position it'll calm his more rebelious instincts, pull in for the collective. Thought morale was pretty good, I'm relying on DrJeffs to help out with the motivation. What do you suggest? Bench update Northy Bojan Mackey Robo51 Flashman if he wants it enough. Too many cliques in the dressing room politically driven unfortunately, ..... northy does have a good engine , runs around like the Duracell bunny
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 22:07:44 GMT
Flashman's got his choice, bench or Vale. Hoping bringing Bath in in an integral position it'll calm his more rebelious instincts, pull in for the collective. Thought morale was pretty good, I'm relying on DrJeffs to help out with the motivation. What do you suggest? Bench update Northy Bojan Mackey Robo51 Flashman if he wants it enough. Too many cliques in the dressing room politically driven unfortunately, ..... northy does have a good engine , runs around like the Duracell bunny Think it's a good balance with a competitive edge. Dunner be so pessimistic mate.
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Jun 30, 2017 22:39:24 GMT
Post by bathstoke on Jun 30, 2017 22:39:24 GMT
You have to root out the poison in the dressing room , it's working against team moral Flashman's got his choice, bench or Vale. Hoping bringing Bath in in an integral position it'll calm his more rebelious instincts, pull in for the collective. Thought morale was pretty good, I'm relying on DrJeffs to help out with the motivation. What do you suggest? Bench update Northy Bojan Mackey Robo51 Flashman if he wants it enough. Rebellious, Moi!?!
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Jun 30, 2017 22:42:35 GMT
Post by bathstoke on Jun 30, 2017 22:42:35 GMT
Flashman's got his choice, bench or Vale. Hoping bringing Bath in in an integral position it'll calm his more rebelious instincts, pull in for the collective. Thought morale was pretty good, I'm relying on DrJeffs to help out with the motivation. What do you suggest? Bench update Northy Bojan Mackey Robo51 Flashman if he wants it enough. Too many cliques in the dressing room politically driven unfortunately Too many votes in too shorter space of time will do thatXx
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Jun 30, 2017 22:51:31 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jun 30, 2017 22:51:31 GMT
Flashman's got his choice, bench or Vale. Hoping bringing Bath in in an integral position it'll calm his more rebelious instincts, pull in for the collective. Thought morale was pretty good, I'm relying on DrJeffs to help out with the motivation. What do you suggest? Bench update Northy Bojan Mackey Robo51 Flashman if he wants it enough. Rebellious, Moi!?! Yeah. Thought you might have challenged for the hypothetical nets. L'Estrange.
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Post by Mendicant on Jun 30, 2017 22:57:55 GMT
Had twenty four hours to contemplate the situation, and while not wanting to be accused of chopping and changing for the sake of it, there are some issues that need to be addressed. In an attempt to integrate Bathstoke into the team, back into the fold as it were, I'm offering him left of the back three {flashman's shown no interest}. Similarly DJDJ, Skankers and Mary have all been no shows. MMLC keeps his place, he's acknowledged he needs to work on his delivery, be more direct, see him as our Ramadan. Love the idea of Crapslinger and Essex on the wings, maybe transfer bids/bribes in the window? Could affect morale. TheVoid makes a strong case for inclusion, a shoe in on the right. TDC's adaptability impresses me, a bit like an Arnie, roaming the pitch, pulling strings behind the /Crouch/Defoe of Manina and Bishp And have been seduced by the stature of Maninasuitcase. Still preseason, plenty of time for tweaking, trying out different formations. Cheees Felonious Harryburrows Bathstoke TheVoid Rogerjones Manmarking MickMills TheDrunkenCommunist Maninasuitcase Bishp Fearsome outfit. Bench: Northy vying for the no.10, and Robo. Cooper's on a Wilko/Ireland type deal, you can use the bogs if you're passing. If yer skint sell yr pink bentley we paid for or summat. Would like to have at least two players for each position, for different formations etc. Squad game so I'm hoping the backroom team, whilst calm as swans from the outside will do some recruiting. I'm proposing JoeinOz as the rich overseas benevolent owner, ploughing is millions from his Koala Burger empire into the Club. CEO: Momo {nominated not accepted the position. yet} Tea boy, {employed for his knowledge of a certain type of player} etc: General Faye Commercial matters Chigstokie Bringmesunshine Things Spiritual: Heyzeus {would you see pre match sacrifices or other rituals falling within your remit?} Cheerleaders/Ultra's/Mascots: Waggy* *if Trevor is to be physio I hope you'll keep an eye on him, make sure he puts his back into it etc, perhaps give him a hand now and again. Like the look of it, it's a good start. Bringmesunshine is in, excellent! The 6 word story mafia now has a man on the inside.
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