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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2017 8:53:24 GMT
That ugly one of the Williams Brothers is heavily pregnant and did a Demi Moore style naked Vanity Fayre cover shot... FFS Penus put summat on.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2017 8:55:30 GMT
That ugly one of the Williams Brothers is heavily pregnant and did a Demi Moore style naked Vanity Fayre cover shot... FFS Penus put summat on. View AttachmentThis is how it should be done... Attachment Deleted |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2017 10:25:05 GMT
What's the difference?...oh I see the difference now.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2017 10:26:33 GMT
Her arse is bigger than her belly
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Post by rat on Jun 28, 2017 11:56:05 GMT
Her arse is bigger than her belly You say that like its a bad thing Mary  |
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Post by Northy on Jun 28, 2017 12:50:34 GMT
That ugly one of the Williams Brothers is heavily pregnant and did a Demi Moore style naked Vanity Fayre cover shot... FFS Penus put summat on. View Attachmentyou mean you wouldn't even if it was 01.50AM in Joanna's and you'd had 10 pints of Pompey's finest Whitbread Ales  |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jun 28, 2017 12:56:43 GMT
I know some blokes like pregnant women, but I find them all pretty abhorrent. They should creep quietly away to have their babies and bring them back when the stitches have healed, their hormones are back to normal and they're fit to do the housework. Contentious I know but if the Tories had had that in their manifesto I think it would've been a vote winner.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2017 12:58:21 GMT
That ugly one of the Williams Brothers is heavily pregnant and did a Demi Moore style naked Vanity Fayre cover shot... FFS Penus put summat on. View Attachmentyou mean you wouldn't even if it was 01.50AM in Joanna's and you'd had 10 pints of Pompey's finest Whitbread Ales Joanna's.....Now that brings back memories...Crowanna's as it was fondly known... |
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Post by felonious on Jun 28, 2017 13:04:36 GMT
I know some blokes like pregnant women, but I find them all pretty abhorrent. They should creep quietly away to have their babies and bring them back when the stitches have healed, their hormones are back to normal and they're fit to do the housework. Contentious I know but if the Tories had had that in their manifesto I think it would've been a vote winner. Confinement Billy, I'm sure it still goes on in parts of the United Kingdom |
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jun 28, 2017 13:13:11 GMT
I know some blokes like pregnant women, but I find them all pretty abhorrent. They should creep quietly away to have their babies and bring them back when the stitches have healed, their hormones are back to normal and they're fit to do the housework. Contentious I know but if the Tories had had that in their manifesto I think it would've been a vote winner. Confinement Billy, I'm sure it still goes on in parts of the United Kingdom It could well be a DUP policy, but a sensible one all the same. |
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 28, 2017 13:20:05 GMT
What's the difference?...oh I see the difference now. He found one of them attractive & thought the other was ugly? |
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Post by crapslinger on Jun 28, 2017 14:45:37 GMT
What's the difference?...oh I see the difference now. He found one of them attractive & thought the other was ugly? He was correct one is fuck ugly one is not, how could anyone without some strange agenda not see the difference |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2017 16:26:41 GMT
Imagine her when she's about sixty!
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Post by manmarking on Jun 28, 2017 16:52:48 GMT
He found one of them attractive & thought the other was ugly? He was correct one is fuck ugly one is not, how could anyone without some strange agenda not see the difference Speaking of strange agendas carps, what exactly is it about black women that turns your stomach so? I've always suspected that you doth protest a little too much Once you've had black, you never go back - as the saying goes. Or maybe you did, and have been bitter and angry about it ever since |
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Post by harryburrows on Jun 28, 2017 17:58:18 GMT
That ugly one of the Williams Brothers is heavily pregnant and did a Demi Moore style naked Vanity Fayre cover shot... FFS Penus put summat on. View Attachmentyou mean you wouldn't even if it was 01.50AM in Joanna's and you'd had 10 pints of Pompey's finest Whitbread Ales 1.59 am maybe |
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Post by Northy on Jun 28, 2017 18:10:47 GMT
you mean you wouldn't even if it was 01.50AM in Joanna's and you'd had 10 pints of Pompey's finest Whitbread Ales 1.59 am maybe and then a quickie under southsea pier rather than back to hers ? |
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Post by harryburrows on Jun 28, 2017 18:16:14 GMT
1.59 am maybe and then a quickie under southsea pier rather than back to hers ? It's a judgement call mate , do you want to hate yourself in the morning |
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Post by Northy on Jun 28, 2017 18:17:47 GMT
and then a quickie under southsea pier rather than back to hers ? It's a judgement call mate , do you want to hate yourself in the morning depends if any of your mates saw you ? |
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Post by harryburrows on Jun 28, 2017 18:20:44 GMT
It's a judgement call mate , do you want to hate yourself in the morning depends if any of your mates saw you ? You know somebody always fucking did  as a wise man once said , I never went to bed with an ugly , fat bird but I did wake up with quite a few |
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Jun 28, 2017 18:30:38 GMT
It's a judgement call mate , do you want to hate yourself in the morning depends if any of your mates saw you ? Of course Venus could be worried about her mates seeing her with one an oatcake adonis. ;-) |
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Jun 28, 2017 18:31:22 GMT
depends if any of your mates saw you ? Of course Venus could be worried about her mates seeing her with one an oatcake adonis. ;-) Or serena! ;-) |
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 28, 2017 19:00:33 GMT
He was correct one is fuck ugly one is not, how could anyone without some strange agenda not see the difference Speaking of strange agendas carps, what exactly is it about black women that turns your stomach so? I've always suspected that you doth protest a little too much Once you've had black, you never go back - as the saying goes. Or maybe you did, and have been bitter and angry about it ever since He is. Winston tore him a new'un in the showers 😖 |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2017 19:09:01 GMT
If I did that shot with my Beer Gut how much would I get paid.
PS My tits are firmer than hers as well as is my arse.
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Jun 28, 2017 19:17:45 GMT
If I did that shot with my Beer Gut how much would I get paid. PS My tits are firmer than hers as well as is my arse. Go and win 23 grand slams fost then Vanity Fair might discuss the cash money value of your beer gut and bitch tits ;-) |
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Post by manmarking on Jun 28, 2017 19:22:33 GMT
Speaking of strange agendas carps, what exactly is it about black women that turns your stomach so? I've always suspected that you doth protest a little too much Once you've had black, you never go back - as the saying goes. Or maybe you did, and have been bitter and angry about it ever since He is. Winston tore him a new'un in the showers 😖 |
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Post by felonious on Jun 28, 2017 19:59:52 GMT
Imagine her when she's about sixty! Stone? |
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Post by crapslinger on Jun 28, 2017 20:08:28 GMT
Imagine her when she's about sixty! Stone? I wouldn't fuck it with **************'s dick. |
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Post by manmarking on Jun 28, 2017 20:49:49 GMT
I wouldn't fuck it with **************'s dick. Yep. Definitely summat in your closet, Carps. I do hope you enjoyed it at the time at least  |
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Post by crapslinger on Jun 28, 2017 20:59:16 GMT
Speaking of strange agendas carps, what exactly is it about black women that turns your stomach so? I've always suspected that you doth protest a little too much Once you've had black, you never go back - as the saying goes. Or maybe you did, and have been bitter and angry about it ever since He is. Winston tore him a new'un in the showers 😖 Is Winston a common female name amongst black women  , any way why would I be in a shower with a black woman named Winston who wants to bugger me  , is this a fantasy you have ? you need help. |
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Post by flashman on Jun 28, 2017 21:06:41 GMT
He is. Winston tore him a new'un in the showers 😖 Is Winston a common female name amongst black women , any way why would I be in a shower with a black woman named Winston who wants to bugger me , is this a fantasy you have ? you need help. He needs a padded cell along with the 'friends' that roll around between his ears . |
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as a wise man once said , I never went to bed with an ugly , fat bird but I did wake up with quite a few 
, any way why would I be in a shower with a black woman named Winston who wants to bugger me 
, is this a fantasy you have ? you need help.
