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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 10:50:18 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 10:50:18 GMT
Can be as nasty as you like fella...just dont cry like babies when I hand it back...surely someone of your self announced educated superiority can work it out cant you Or was that another sarcastic post...  The gift that keeps on giving. Keep shaking that pigs bladder Baldrick. Hey nonny nonny. Jingle jingle. 👍 |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 9, 2017 10:51:50 GMT
Ahhhh. There there. Big boys are being nasty to the poor litle new boy. Stop it everyone and behave yourselves. Just let him spout as much Arse Dribble as he likes without challenging any of it because he's getting a bit upset. Don't you know how to treat a guest. Just remember how hospitable we used to be to our guests at the Vic and lets treat him like that. #bollocks (whatever that's supposed to mean) And if I was spouting arse dribble you and a few others would be lapping it up in your little groups of arse munchers Ooh you naughty little tinker. Does your mum know you said arse twice in one sentence? |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 10:53:54 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 10:53:54 GMT
And if I was spouting arse dribble you and a few others would be lapping it up in your little groups of arse munchers Ooh you naughty little tinker. Does your mum know you said arse twice in one sentence? Is this supposed to be funny to a 39 year old married man with kids or is that the best youve got?? |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 9, 2017 11:00:38 GMT
Ooh you naughty little tinker. Does your mum know you said arse twice in one sentence? Is this supposed to be funny to a 39 year old married man with kids or is that the best youve got?? Oh sorry, my apologies. I had you down as an acne covered, inadequate, 16 year old who'd bunked off school for the day. Just shows how you shouldn't judge a book by the drivel they type. You wouldn't think I was a 25 year old international supermodel with a degree in Astro Physics would you? |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 11:05:24 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 11:05:24 GMT
Is this supposed to be funny to a 39 year old married man with kids or is that the best youve got?? Oh sorry, my apologies. I had you down as an acne covered, inadequate, 16 year old who'd bunked off school for the day. Just shows how you shouldn't judge a book by the drivel they type. You wouldn't think I was a 25 year old international supermodel with a degree in Astro Physics would you? Enlighten me on the drivel ive typed im intrigued?? And no I wouldnt think that of you at all youre right |
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Post by claytonscrubs on Feb 9, 2017 11:12:18 GMT
Let me step in here........I make a note of not replying to Assholes directly...But this Sideways fellow seems to be a little Backwards to me..😉
Like the Parsons prat, just leave the daft fuckers to post to themselves.
Thx for reading my post. ..👍
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Feb 9, 2017 11:17:43 GMT
Jesus Laughing G, you've obviously fuck all to do today  |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 11:24:31 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 11:24:31 GMT
Let me step in here........I make a note of not replying to Assholes directly...But this Sideways fellow seems to be a little Backwards to me..😉 Like the Parsons prat, just leave the daft fuckers to post to themselves. Thx for reading my post. ..👍 Thanks for your structured well reasoned and thought out post You are a credit to this forum like so many others are |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 9, 2017 11:34:25 GMT
Jesus Laughing G, you've obviously fuck all to do today You're right mate. Day off and bored as fuck. Should be doing the hoovering but dumbass baiting is far more fun. I had a rest from the board during the window (it just winds me up too much) so I've got some catching up to do  Plus it's far more pleasurable taking piss out of some Yam Yam nump than one of our own (however stupid they are) so I'm making hay while the sun's shining. |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 11:39:28 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 11:39:28 GMT
Jesus Laughing G, you've obviously fuck all to do today You're right mate. Day off and bored as fuck. Should be doing the hoovering but dumbass baiting is far more fun. I had a rest from the board during the window (it just winds me up too much) so I've got some catching up to do Plus it's far more pleasurable taking piss out of some Yam Yam nump than one of our own (however stupid they are) so I'm making hay while the sun's shining. Course you are mate Blowing me away with the amount of piss youre taking How will i ever handle it 😳 Appealing to a few other tarts like yourself fella but you crack on |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 9, 2017 11:44:19 GMT
You're right mate. Day off and bored as fuck. Should be doing the hoovering but dumbass baiting is far more fun. I had a rest from the board during the window (it just winds me up too much) so I've got some catching up to do Plus it's far more pleasurable taking piss out of some Yam Yam nump than one of our own (however stupid they are) so I'm making hay while the sun's shining. Course you are mate Blowing me away with the amount of piss youre taking How will i ever handle it 😳 Appealing to a few other tarts like yourself fella but you crack on You keep coming back for more though you lovely little masochist you. Jingle jingle. |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 11:48:02 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 11:48:02 GMT
Course you are mate Blowing me away with the amount of piss youre taking How will i ever handle it 😳 Appealing to a few other tarts like yourself fella but you crack on You keep coming back for more though you lovely little masochist you. Jingle jingle. More what?? You havent done anything yet to do more of 🤐 |
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Post by crownmeking on Feb 9, 2017 12:02:43 GMT
You keep coming back for more though you lovely little masochist you. Jingle jingle. More what?? You havent done anything yet to do more of 🤐 For a 89 year old married man with kids, you spend an awful lot of time on a message board acting like a 13 year old lad. |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 12:35:30 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 12:35:30 GMT
More what?? You havent done anything yet to do more of 🤐 For a 89 year old married man with kids, you spend an awful lot of time on a message board acting like a 13 year old lad. 89?? 39.... How am I acting like a 13 year old?? What exactly have i said or done to make you come to that conclusion..ill wager there is nothing at all you are just posting drivel like your previous posts suggests |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 9, 2017 12:59:56 GMT
More what?? You havent done anything yet to do more of 🤐 For a 89 year old married man with kids, you spend an awful lot of time on a message board acting like a 13 year old lad. Married man  Don't be ridiculous. The closest he's come to a woman of the opposite sex is in the underwear section of his mums Kays catalogue. If he can unstick the pages that is. |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 13:19:08 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 13:19:08 GMT
For a 89 year old married man with kids, you spend an awful lot of time on a message board acting like a 13 year old lad. Married man Don't be ridiculous. The closest he's come to a woman of the opposite sex is in the underwear section of his mums Kays catalogue. If he can unstick the pages that is. Aww thats cute Laughing Gravy Keep em coming you are comedy gold...suprised you dont do stand up The nasty baggies fan is on here come on Stokies im going to attempt to take the piss..... you do seem to know a lot about the underwear section of Kays catalogue though least youre educated on something |
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Post by PotteringThrough on Feb 9, 2017 13:31:08 GMT
Pretty sure Mr Sideways put a post on here saying us Stoke fans were obsessed with West Brom ...
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Post by GoBoks on Feb 9, 2017 13:31:25 GMT
Oh sorry, my apologies. I had you down as an acne covered, inadequate, 16 year old who'd bunked off school for the day. Just shows how you shouldn't judge a book by the drivel they type. You wouldn't think I was a 25 year old international supermodel with a degree in Astro Physics would you? Enlighten me on the drivel ive typed im intrigued?? And no I wouldnt think that of you at all youre right For shits sake you two, get a room and sort it out. I come on here to read about Berahino, not read 2 retarded allegedly grown men typing insults at each other! |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 9, 2017 13:32:32 GMT
Married man Don't be ridiculous. The closest he's come to a woman of the opposite sex is in the underwear section of his mums Kays catalogue. If he can unstick the pages that is. Aww thats cute Laughing Gravy Keep em coming you are comedy gold...suprised you dont do stand up The nasty baggies fan is on here come on Stokies im going to attempt to take the piss..... you do seem to know a lot about the underwear section of Kays catalogue though least youre educated on something I was 16 myself once son so I understand the pubescent urges you're suffering and the stupid things those urges make you say and do. So I forgive you. If being on here and talking your fantasies and problems through with grown ups has helped in some small way then I'm glad. Think of us as the fanzine equivalent of Ritalin. Our work here is done. |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 9, 2017 13:44:19 GMT
Enlighten me on the drivel ive typed im intrigued?? And no I wouldnt think that of you at all youre right For shits sake you two, get a room and sort it out. I come on here to read about Berahino, not read 2 retarded allegedly grown men typing insults at each other! Anyone would think you were new to this board. You should know that's not how it works on here. Especially not on a boring Thursday afternoon when the thread was hijacked long ago by Baggies and Pulis Huggers. |
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Post by JimmyisGod on Feb 9, 2017 13:44:30 GMT
Oooops wrong place, sorry i was looking for news on Berahino
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 9, 2017 13:45:33 GMT
Oooops wrong place, sorry i was looking for news on Berahino That train left about 7 days ago mate. |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 13:45:37 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 13:45:37 GMT
Aww thats cute Laughing Gravy Keep em coming you are comedy gold...suprised you dont do stand up The nasty baggies fan is on here come on Stokies im going to attempt to take the piss..... you do seem to know a lot about the underwear section of Kays catalogue though least youre educated on something I was 16 myself once son so I understand the pubescent urges you're suffering and the stupid things those urges make you say and do. So I forgive you. If being on here and talking your fantasies and problems through with grown ups has helped in some small way then I'm glad. Think of us as the fanzine equivalent of Ritalin. Our work here is done. I was 16 in 94 the year I left high school so yeah i know what it was like too... Unfortunately your work here isnt done, you'll be back with more of your classic comedy no doubt I like these ones though "I was 16 once" or "married man (smiley face)"..classics Even my wife and daughter are laughing at those they are that funny..move over Eddie Izzard theres a new man in town Seriously you crack me up crownmeking said i acted like a 13 year old trying to muscle in on your comedy but he failed miserably You da man 😂 |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 13:54:47 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 13:54:47 GMT
Enlighten me on the drivel ive typed im intrigued?? And no I wouldnt think that of you at all youre right For shits sake you two, get a room and sort it out. I come on here to read about Berahino, not read 2 retarded allegedly grown men typing insults at each other! To be fair i was only here to talk about Berahino and my take on him having seen him at Albion coming through the youth ranks to the 1st team and all that came with that but the thread got hijacked by people who would rather try and take the piss and shout down someone trying to add to the thread. Shame really Plus if Laughing Gravy is right we couldnt get a room because then he would be done for grooming. All ill say on Berahino is yes hes a quality finisher, real good movement and if Stoke can get him physically and mentally sorted and his career back on track then you will have yourself some player but dont be surprised if he kicks up a fuss if a bigger team comes calling again |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 9, 2017 13:56:29 GMT
I was 16 myself once son so I understand the pubescent urges you're suffering and the stupid things those urges make you say and do. So I forgive you. If being on here and talking your fantasies and problems through with grown ups has helped in some small way then I'm glad. Think of us as the fanzine equivalent of Ritalin. Our work here is done. I was 16 in 94 the year I left high school so yeah i know what it was like too... Unfortunately your work here isnt done, you'll be back with more of your classic comedy no doubt I like these ones though "I was 16 once" or "married man (smiley face)"..classics Even my wife and daughter are laughing at those they are that funny..move over Eddie Izzard theres a new man in town Seriously you crack me up crownmeking said i acted like a 13 year old trying to muscle in on your comedy but he failed miserably You da man 😂 No self respecting 39 year old adult would say that. The police and social services are combing Truro as we speak. No reasonable parent would allow their children to read this board. That's child abuse that is. Now as a phsycologist I find it interesting that Eddie Izzard is the comedian you pick out of thousands you could have chosen from. Is there some latent tranvestism in your life you want to talk about? |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 14:04:53 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 14:04:53 GMT
I was 16 in 94 the year I left high school so yeah i know what it was like too... Unfortunately your work here isnt done, you'll be back with more of your classic comedy no doubt I like these ones though "I was 16 once" or "married man (smiley face)"..classics Even my wife and daughter are laughing at those they are that funny..move over Eddie Izzard theres a new man in town Seriously you crack me up crownmeking said i acted like a 13 year old trying to muscle in on your comedy but he failed miserably You da man 😂 No self respecting 39 year old adult would say that. The police and social services are combing Truro as we speak. No reasonable parent would allow their children to read this board. That's child abuse that is. Now as a phsycologist I find it interesting that Eddie Izzard is the comedian you pick out of thousands you could have chosen from. Is there some latent tranvestism in your life you want to talk about? Its an expression thats all...has no bearing on my age whatsoever..clutching at straws much fella No I chose Eddie Izzard because his original comedy was hilarious Weird how your mind wanders to 16 year olds and transvestites...you should keep that kind of personal stuff to yourself people will talk you know |
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Feb 9, 2017 14:07:28 GMT
For shits sake you two, get a room and sort it out. I come on here to read about Berahino, not read 2 retarded allegedly grown men typing insults at each other! To be fair i was only here to talk about Berahino and my take on him having seen him at Albion coming through the youth ranks to the 1st team and all that came with that but the thread got hijacked by people who would rather try and take the piss and shout down someone trying to add to the thread. Shame really Plus if Laughing Gravy is right we couldnt get a room because then he would be done for grooming. All ill say on Berahino is yes hes a quality finisher, real good movement and if Stoke can get him physically and mentally sorted and his career back on track then you will have yourself some player but dont be surprised if he kicks up a fuss if a bigger team comes calling again Now that's why I've been taking the piss, because you talk utter bollocks. You came on this thread not to talk about Berahino per se but to defend your club and manager against the allegation that one or the other of them strategically leaked the news of Berahino's failed drug test to the press just before our game. You even embellished your story by making up some crap about the Daily Mail having the story for 4 weeks before they printed it. Although I'm not even sure how that helped your argument anyway. Despite the fact that the implausibility of this story was pointed out to you, you continued to peddle it. Then you wonder why posters ran out of patience trying to discuss anything with you and resorted to insults and piss taking. Oh and the hypocricy of your name change. If you'd come on simply stating what you've put in that last paragraph we would have got on like a house on fire. Indeed the Bridal suite at the Flowerpot Hotel would already have been booked. |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 14:10:19 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 14:10:19 GMT
I was 16 in 94 the year I left high school so yeah i know what it was like too... Unfortunately your work here isnt done, you'll be back with more of your classic comedy no doubt I like these ones though "I was 16 once" or "married man (smiley face)"..classics Even my wife and daughter are laughing at those they are that funny..move over Eddie Izzard theres a new man in town Seriously you crack me up crownmeking said i acted like a 13 year old trying to muscle in on your comedy but he failed miserably You da man 😂 No self respecting 39 year old adult would say that. The police and social services are combing Truro as we speak. No reasonable parent would allow their children to read this board. That's child abuse that is. Now as a phsycologist I find it interesting that Eddie Izzard is the comedian you pick out of thousands you could have chosen from. Is there some latent tranvestism in your life you want to talk about? If you could spell psychologist id maybe believe you But then you used the word tranvestism instead of transvestism aswell which leads me to believe you arent too bright so try again and perhaps use spell check |
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Post by davejohnno1 on Feb 9, 2017 14:11:13 GMT
No self respecting 39 year old adult would say that. The police and social services are combing Truro as we speak. No reasonable parent would allow their children to read this board. That's child abuse that is. Now as a phsycologist I find it interesting that Eddie Izzard is the comedian you pick out of thousands you could have chosen from. Is there some latent tranvestism in your life you want to talk about? Its an expression thats all...has no bearing on my age whatsoever..clutching at straws much fella No I chose Eddie Izzard because his original comedy was hilarious Weird how your mind wanders to 16 year olds and transvestites...you should keep that kind of personal stuff to yourself people will talk you know Fuck me. Are you still here? The game was 5 days ago. You won. We get it. Berahino is the devil. Tony Pulis is a god who has suddenly morphed himself into everything you love from everything that you once hated. You are 7 points ahead of us. You are going to finish above us...Sorry you've already finished above us. We are not your rivals. You are a club with a rich history. We are a club with no history. We get it. You've made your point. We all accept it and are currently looking at ways of obtaining a West Brazil season ticket for next season, which funnily enough, seeing as you are all of the things detailed above, won't be too difficult judging by all the empty seats around on Saturday with tickets at £15 each. Nice one. See you next season, or maybe you can pay us a visit in May because you are currently 4 points from your season ending and "managing expectation" performances coming into play. You'll absolutely love that phase of the season I assure you! EDIT - if at some point in the future Saido Berahino kicks up a fuss because he wants a move to a bigger club then the real winners in this scenario will be Stoke City which is a concept, evidently, that you cannot or will not grasp. |
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Berahino
Feb 9, 2017 14:21:12 GMT
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Post by BackwardsSideways on Feb 9, 2017 14:21:12 GMT
To be fair i was only here to talk about Berahino and my take on him having seen him at Albion coming through the youth ranks to the 1st team and all that came with that but the thread got hijacked by people who would rather try and take the piss and shout down someone trying to add to the thread. Shame really Plus if Laughing Gravy is right we couldnt get a room because then he would be done for grooming. All ill say on Berahino is yes hes a quality finisher, real good movement and if Stoke can get him physically and mentally sorted and his career back on track then you will have yourself some player but dont be surprised if he kicks up a fuss if a bigger team comes calling again Now that's why I've been taking the piss, because you talk utter bollocks. You came on this thread not to talk about Berahino per se but to defend your club and manager against the allegation that one or the other of them strategically leaked the news of Berahino's failed drug test to the press just before our game. You even embellished your story by making up some crap about the Daily Mail having the story for 4 weeks before they printed it. Although I'm not even sure how that helped your argument anyway. Despite the fact that the implausibility of this story was pointed out to you, you continued to peddle it. Then you wonder why posters ran out of patience trying to discuss anything with you and resorted to insults and piss taking. Oh and the hypocricy of your name change. If you'd come on simply stating what you've put in that last paragraph we would have got on like a house on fire. Indeed the Bridal suite at the Flowerpot Hotel would already have been booked. I didnt take the piss till people started on me...im allowed to fight back you know I was here to talk about Berahino and i didn't embellish any story about the Daily Mail its something ive been told by someone I know who works in the same media group, i posted it up yes to back up my club but too try and ensure people know this wasnt a last minute leak to the paper before our game. I cant help people not believing me thats not my problem whether a lot of you think it's implausible or not its what ive been told by a verifiable source, whereas those thinking its implausible are people simply not wanting to believe and would rather blame someone else as the culprit 2 days before the game. Thats their perogative Ive given my own honest opinion on Berahino as a fan of the club he has just left, considering all the trouble he has caused at both us and his loan spells at Brentford and Peterborough i was just making people aware he has problems and they are all his own doing If im an asshole for doing that then so be it |
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