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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2017 0:29:26 GMT
Sad ....nothing for tea for some
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2017 7:01:48 GMT
Good news for Delores...They now do home delivery...And here she is tucking into a bucket of the Colonel's finest fodder. Attachment Deleted
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Post by bathstoke on Jan 17, 2017 7:34:13 GMT
Single mother Dolores Johnson, aged 20, of Tunstall, said: "I was in that KFC branch the other day and I can't believe it has closed. It is one of my favourite places to go when I just need a quick, affordable bite to eat. Surely I am not expected to walk all the way to Festival Park."
Dolores walking? God forbid!!!
affordable bite to eat 😂 a banana is about 12p Yuck, bananas are for monkeys & you can stick'em up your arse!
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Post by Northy on Jan 17, 2017 8:03:37 GMT
affordable bite to eat 😂 a banana is about 12p Yuck, bananas are for monkeys & you can stick'em up your arse! Can you? ive never tried it, I assume it's quite uncomfortable unless you are used to that sort of thing.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2017 11:12:46 GMT
affordable bite to eat 😂 a banana is about 12p Yuck, bananas are for monkeys & you can stick'em up your arse! Doubt young Dolores likes bananas, unless they are the deep fried fritter types...
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Post by lowlands on Jan 17, 2017 12:54:38 GMT
Should close all fast food places down, actually is it really food. Bite into the burger (eyeballs) who is looking at who, disgusting crap. We will become a nation of fat fucks. No surprise that we have more mobility scooters in UK than the rest of Europe put together, now there is the fast food fact, it makes you a fat twat
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Post by Pedropotter on Jan 17, 2017 15:01:51 GMT
The Oatcake 'bard' showing his caring side I see !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You know for a fact she conducted that interview with a mouth full of Benson & Hedges and another sprog forming in a cave of Lambrini and Ketamine. She needs to lay off the dick never mind the fried chicken. Brilliant!!
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Post by Pedropotter on Jan 17, 2017 15:03:40 GMT
Single mother Dolores Johnson, aged 20, of Tunstall, said: "I was in that KFC branch the other day and I can't believe it has closed. It is one of my favourite places to go when I just need a quick, affordable bite to eat. Surely I am not expected to walk all the way to Festival Park. I'll be expected to wipe my own arse next!"
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Post by flea79 on Jan 17, 2017 16:19:58 GMT
Single mother Dolores Johnson, aged 20, of Tunstall, said: "I was in that KFC branch the other day and I can't believe it has closed. It is one of my favourite places to go when I just need a quick, affordable bite to eat. Surely I am not expected to walk all the way to Festival Park. I'll be expected to wipe my own arse next!" reminds me of the old ww2 radio sketch by Robb Wilton about the day war broke out and my wife said to me you will have to go to work, she had a cruel tongue oh this thread is already contender for thread of the year
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Post by Mendicant on Jan 17, 2017 20:19:35 GMT
Actually Dolores should consider herself lucky, because if KFC had gone for a hard Hexit she couldn't even have gone down Festival Park to fill her Tunstall face from a bucket.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jan 17, 2017 21:35:49 GMT
The Oatcake 'bard' showing his caring side I see !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You know for a fact she conducted that interview with a mouth full of Benson & Hedges and another sprog forming in a cave of Lambrini and Ketamine. She needs to lay off the dick never mind the fried chicken. Excellent. I now have an image etched into my mind of dear hapless chicken fuelled Dolores (20). And isn't anything like Pamela Anderson!.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 17, 2017 21:44:02 GMT
You know for a fact she conducted that interview with a mouth full of Benson & Hedges and another sprog forming in a cave of Lambrini and Ketamine. She needs to lay off the dick never mind the fried chicken. Excellent. I now have an image etched into my mind of dear hapless chicken fuelled Dolores (20). And isn't anything like Pamela Anderson!. More like Gary Anderson. Which is fitting as she's used to being prodded in the bullseye by pointy objects.
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Post by Billy the kid on Jan 17, 2017 21:55:47 GMT
It looks like Dolorus has found a new fried chicken outlet, that also do Kebabs, now she doesn't have to worry about dragging her day arse a couple of miles down the road. Just think of the children!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2017 23:15:59 GMT
Good news for Delores...They now do home delivery...And here she is tucking into a bucket of the Colonel's finest fodder. View AttachmentLooks like she's lost a bit of weight recently ? ......they must be cutting the size of the portions down at KFC ?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2017 0:10:29 GMT
What do we want....A Zinger Tower... Attachment DeletedWhen do we want it...NOW... Oh and can you throw in some Chicken Popcorn, Some French Fries, Half a dozen chicken legs, and a box of them nice egg tarts. And a litre of Pepsi please...Diet Pepsi...I'm watching my figure.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2017 0:42:38 GMT
Breaking News. After years of loyal patronage Dolores AND her Sister have decided enough is enough and are now seeking a more nutritional , healthy, balanced diet. Starting with Breakfast...And just to make sure there isn't a queue got there nice and early. I just hope to god no one has told her she cant have a Big Mac until 11.00am, though I'm sure a couple of dozen pancakes will help ease the disappointment.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jan 18, 2017 6:42:08 GMT
Breaking News. After years of loyal patronage Dolores AND her Sister have decided enough is enough and are now seeking a more nutritional , healthy, balanced diet. Starting with Breakfast...And just to make sure there isn't a queue got there nice and early. View AttachmentI just hope to god no one has told her she cant have a Big Mac until 11.00am, though I'm sure a couple of dozen pancakes will help ease the disappointment. A picture is worth a thousand words. No sprog and pushchair, obviously an encumbrance.
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Post by salopstick on Jul 17, 2019 8:47:50 GMT
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Post by britsabroad on Jul 17, 2019 9:21:00 GMT
Sums the place up really
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Post by berahinosgoals on Jul 17, 2019 11:41:23 GMT
Shove it up your diseased, gaping maw Doloroes you fucking semen recycling bin. I've had her, she's finger lickin' good
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Post by Northy on Jul 17, 2019 12:23:22 GMT
Its not quite the marketing sales pitch is it ..
But Staffordshire Police did raise safety concerns, including issues with rough sleepers scavenging through bins, nuisance youths, and drug-taking in the toilets. They also want shutters to stop the homeless sleeping outside the entrance at night.
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 17, 2019 13:04:51 GMT
She's already licking her lips in excitment. No longer will she need to go to the Festival Park KFC and exert that tiny bit more energy getting there. Home sweet home.
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Post by Cast no shadow on Nov 3, 2019 19:52:52 GMT
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Post by felonious on Nov 3, 2019 19:57:05 GMT
Just reminded me the kids have both got the Wetherspoons App. He's paid for stuff a couple of times and sent the receipt to her when she's been up in Manchester freaking her out thinking someone's using her account
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