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Post by GoBoks on Oct 18, 2016 18:31:23 GMT
You merge Pirlo (the Welsh one obviously) with oatcake (the north staffs one obviously) and you get Pirl-oatcake. A delicious combination of Joe Allen and the potteries finest. Well I thought it was clever 😏 Your username doesn't scan .... I'm calling you Pirlo -At-Cake from now on! Just kidding, neat name.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2016 18:33:10 GMT
You merge Pirlo (the Welsh one obviously) with oatcake (the north staffs one obviously) and you get Pirl-oatcake. A delicious combination of Joe Allen and the potteries finest. Well I thought it was clever 😏 Your username doesn't scan .... I'm calling you Pirlo -At-Cake from now on! Just kidding, neat name. Pirlo At Cake I can't breathe!!
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Post by pickins on Oct 18, 2016 21:50:08 GMT
Oh it's such a perfect day... I'm glad I spent it with Hughes. Oh such a perfect day... you just keep Joe Allen on! You just keep Joe Allen on!
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Post by scottzbj on Oct 18, 2016 23:07:07 GMT
Your username doesn't scan .... I'm calling you Pirlo -At-Cake from now on! Just kidding, neat name. Pirlo At Cake I can't breathe!! Pearl Oatcakes. Sounds dirty to me.
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Post by tobeperfectlyhonest on Oct 19, 2016 14:52:38 GMT
To the hymn Bread of Heaven (in deference to his Welsh ancestry):
Feed Joe Allen Feed Joe Allen Feed Joe Allen, he will score He will score Feed Joe Allen, he will score
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Post by Somebody_Told_Me on Oct 19, 2016 16:18:13 GMT
Joe Allen should get the apt 'old school' classic
He's here, he's there, he's fucking everyhwhere. Joe Allen! Joe Allen!
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Oct 19, 2016 17:11:45 GMT
To the Ace of Spades...
If you love the City, I tell you who's your man, We win some, lose some, it's not the same to me, The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say, We don't share your greed, the only man we need is The Welsh Pirlo!
Takes a bow and exits stage left...
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Post by Gifton on Oct 19, 2016 17:41:28 GMT
To the tune of the killers "when we were young"
He looks a bit like Jesus But he plays just like xavi and Comes from the valleys He's gonna score another screamer He's joe Alleeeeeeeeen
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2016 10:41:19 GMT
Just keep it simple with... He's magic you know City's Andrea Pirlo/ He's the Welsh Pirlo Not hard to learn and isn't too long! Think this would sound quality. I like "we've got the welsh pirlooooo"
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Post by meggeth on Oct 20, 2016 11:54:37 GMT
"Joe, Joe, Joe he's magic You know, He's Stoke City's welsh Pirlo"
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Post by JC9 on Oct 20, 2016 19:44:41 GMT
We've got Allen, Joey Allen, I just don't think you understand, He left Liverpool, Klopp's and fucking tool We've got Joey Allen!
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Post by fixpc4u on Oct 20, 2016 21:12:52 GMT
To it's raining men
Keeps scoring goals... Joe Allen
Keeps scoring Goals... for Us
He's small blonde sharp and keen
Rough and tough and strong and mean...
Keeps scoring goals........Joe Allen
Best I could do 😂😂😂😂
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Oct 21, 2016 13:34:17 GMT
Every time joe Allen plays you don't understand, Why old Juergen let him go to leave the scouse land. 'Cause every time he's on the pitch he bosses the game, He's the Welsh messiah and he's not in it for fame. So joey says to fuck off klopp he's happy to go, Cause now he plays in red and white he shits on pirlo.
Joe Allen, Joe Allen, scores when he wants then goes for more,
Joe Allen, superstar, city's lord and saviour wears the number four.
Obviously to Jesus Christ superstar. My Best effort 😂
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2016 15:01:16 GMT
Joe Allen's a stokie, the pitch belongs to him, He's got a great big beard, could do with a quick trim. He came to Stoke from Liverpool, and shouts around the place, JURGEN KLOPPS A WANKER WITH A STUPID FUCKING FACE
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Post by GoBoks on Oct 21, 2016 15:32:54 GMT
This would be brilliant! Joe Allen scores for fun, he is a Welsh Demon with the ball Joe Allen will make you run, and run and run till you fall Joe Allen plays for Stoke, not United, Liverpool or the Fail Joe Allen a great bloke, when next you're down the pub I'll buy you an Ale! Joe Allen, Joe Allen, Super Joe Allen!! To the tune of Fantaisie Espagnole!
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Post by stokiecam99 on Oct 22, 2016 17:56:27 GMT
Joe Allen whooah Joe Allen whooah He came to play for stoke Our little Welsh Pirlo
May need a tweek
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Post by WhyDelilah on Oct 24, 2016 9:59:24 GMT
Same tune as that Vidic song ("he comes from Serbia, he'll fucking murder ya")..
Joe Allen, woooooohhhh Joe Allen, woooooohhhh Catch him if you can, He's better than Zidane
Joe Allen, woooooohhhh Joe Allen, woooooohhhh He's going to run the show (or "he shoots he scores a goal") He's better than Pirlo
Repeat from top....
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Post by mattythestokie on Oct 24, 2016 12:57:37 GMT
Joe Allen woaahhh, Joe Allen woaahhh, The scousers let him go, He's now Stoke City's Pirlo
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