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Post by iloveglennwhelan on Jul 25, 2016 22:18:54 GMT
One of my favourite hobbies over the years has been collecting and collating pictures of Glenn Whelan's lips. I feel that fellow Stoke City supporters will appreciate these pictures more than most people, so I will share a few of my favourites with you now... #1 The pronounced smooth texture on this one perfectly personifies his elegance on the playing field. But its not without a certain ruggedness. Top lips. #2 Seductive. I can't look at this one too long otherwise, you know.. #3 My favourite. Have this framed on my wall. #4 The way the light reflects off his teeth really catches my eye. Reminds me of summer end of the season matches where his teeth glisten in the sunshine. #5 A really poignant flavour. My mouth salivates sweet saliva when I look at this one for a while. #6 Never chapped. Never wobbly. Never hesitant. Confident Irish lips of a true great. #7 Circa 2014: Steamy and Alluring. #8 The contours on his juicy lips are a fine example of some of the greatest natural architecture. #9 Flaunt it Glenny Boy. Wide apart, tightened up, puckered up... Doesn't matter, they're always 10/10. #10 Ooooohhh Whelan you've done it again. Fucking brilliant pair.
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Post by WhyDelilah on Jul 25, 2016 22:20:17 GMT
Possibly the weirdest post on this board ever.
Well done, sir.
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Post by liamo on Jul 25, 2016 22:21:01 GMT
Restraining order needed, before Whelan's actual lips end up mounted above your fireplace
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Post by jezzascfc on Jul 25, 2016 22:21:25 GMT
You really need to get out more.......
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Post by themistocles on Jul 25, 2016 22:23:03 GMT
Top banter jonny
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jul 25, 2016 22:23:49 GMT
Utterly bizarre and Mr Whelan is in urgent need of a restraining order but that's just made me quite nearly piss myself
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 25, 2016 22:27:06 GMT
You make me look like a perfectly sane, functional human being.
For this I thank you.
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Post by bigdev on Jul 25, 2016 22:28:26 GMT
Weird but funny. Got to love Mr Whelan's posts
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Jul 25, 2016 22:59:45 GMT
Yep definitely the weirdest post and poster ever to be found on this board...which really is saying something.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jul 25, 2016 23:02:58 GMT
After reading the opening thread,I can now lip read.
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Post by NG4POTTERS on Jul 25, 2016 23:09:08 GMT
Hahaha!! And i always thought i took too much acid
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Post by oakiestokie on Jul 25, 2016 23:15:42 GMT
This is so weird and creepy yet hilariously funny. Touche'
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Post by samba :) on Jul 25, 2016 23:16:30 GMT
I don't think its walters
Its got to be geoff
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Post by Billybigbollox on Jul 25, 2016 23:22:53 GMT
Christ on a fucking bike!
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Post by StokieBoy31 on Jul 25, 2016 23:23:37 GMT
Strange, I wonder if Whelan will see this
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on Jul 25, 2016 23:23:47 GMT
Sure he 'ana had a stroke on No8???
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Post by lagwafis on Jul 25, 2016 23:30:49 GMT
Hopefully they'll use #10 for his head scan in FIFA 17
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Post by scottzbj on Jul 26, 2016 0:11:03 GMT
Phew! I thought the title said "Whelan slips" and that he might be injured. Never thought i would be so relieved to see an utter maniac posting pictures of Glenn's mouth.
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Post by Dr Hesham on Jul 26, 2016 0:18:46 GMT
The strangest hobby I have ever seen , thanks god we dont have such hobbies in Egypt
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Post by withnall on Jul 26, 2016 0:29:01 GMT
Some very nice pictures there. Caused a curious reaction in the nether regions. Might change career and go into dentistry as an excuse to study this phenomenon a little closer. Thanks Glen, you rude bastard.
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Post by foster on Jul 26, 2016 0:31:06 GMT
Top poster. 10/10 for effort and originality.
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Post by stantheman on Jul 26, 2016 0:52:08 GMT
My favourite poster on this board. Your dedication knows no bounds! Have you ever actually met your namesake?
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Post by mf37 on Jul 26, 2016 1:30:49 GMT
Looking forward to your next post: "Shaqiri's hips"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2016 1:38:06 GMT
Oatcake classic.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 26, 2016 4:51:23 GMT
Brilliant, and not a nasal hair in sight.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2016 5:46:22 GMT
That's the funniest thing I've seen for ages.
Bravo!
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Jul 26, 2016 5:55:00 GMT
I think somebody is bored in Florida.
Definitely a player, but which one?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2016 5:58:34 GMT
For me this could easily brush aside the inspirational Danny pugh thread. My God I'm gobsmacked
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Post by iamcliveclarke on Jul 26, 2016 6:12:26 GMT
And I thought Bojan had some weird followers
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Post by s7oke on Jul 26, 2016 6:14:14 GMT
Oh That's two minutes of my life I will never get back reading this post
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