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Post by mumf on Feb 28, 2016 1:29:15 GMT
It's the whip that's the biggest problem . ....I think she bought it off a gypo at Swaffham Car boot Sale .... It's caused untold damage to my buttocks and midriff ... I've resorted to covering myself in Vaseline but after to going to bed pissed one night , I unfortunately slipped out of bed and she exacted her revenge with the utmost venom .and ferocity . I begged for Mersey and eventually she relented and let me put a bet on Liverpool ....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2016 1:33:32 GMT
It's the whip that's the biggest problem . ....I think she bought it off a gypo at Swaffham Car boot Sale .... It's caused untold damage to my buttocks and midriff ... I've resorted to covering myself in Vaseline but after to going to bed pissed one night , I unfortunately slipped out of bed and she exacted her revenge with the utmost venom .and ferocity . I begged for Mersey and she eventually she relented and let me put a bet on Liverpool .... Keep,away from the Mersey ...
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Post by mumf on Feb 28, 2016 1:43:24 GMT
It's not pleasant when your mind cant Remember what should come naturally but that only happens when I'm taken short ....
MY GP has suggested a course of Niagara but I've told him that I cannot swim ....
Basically .....I'm fucked .
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corky
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What absolute twaddle.
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Post by corky on Feb 28, 2016 1:50:23 GMT
English is a changing and 'dynamic' (a word I hate when applied to me pretending to work) language, and because of that I'm prepared to accept that 'uninterested' and 'disinterested' have become synonymous (despite my best efforts). However, that doesn't mean that it is alright to use 'there' when one means 'their', or to insist on 'to' when 'too' is correct. Written English is a great language with more words in which to express oneself tham any other. I don't care if words change as long as we can all agree on a system by which I can understand what it is you're talking/writing about. EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES. Also,'sick' doesn't mean 'really great'. It means 'sick'.
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Post by potterglen on Feb 28, 2016 7:00:16 GMT
I'm shocked, peripatetic is a fine word
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Post by lawrieleslie on Feb 28, 2016 8:38:48 GMT
"Obviously" is overused. No it isn't obvious you fucking idiot. Oh and that stupid word "Peeps" morons use on Facebook and other social media. I dont use social media or Facebook ....what is meant by peeps ? Just in case you hadn't noticed Ric you are on social media using the Oatcake. Peeps is short for people when making an announcement. As in "peeps I'm just off for a shit before doing the school run....."
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Post by mumf on Feb 28, 2016 8:54:35 GMT
Thanks for that Lawrie ....!
I need to up the dosage of Warfarin .
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Post by bubbleblower on Feb 28, 2016 8:55:26 GMT
When going into a bar or restaurant with the wife the bar person or waiter / waitress says " What can I get you Guys ? " ...... Guys ! I was in a restaurant a couple of weeks ago and a couple came in, the manager looked down at his reservation list and said what was the name the bloke says it was Davis and it still fucking is I pissed my pants.
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Post by bathstoke on Feb 28, 2016 8:57:46 GMT
When going into a bar or restaurant with the wife the bar person or waiter / waitress says " What can I get you Guys ? " ...... Guys ! I was in a restaurant a couple of weeks ago and a couple came in, the manager looked down at his reservation list and said what was the name the bloke says it was Davis and it still fucking is I pissed my pants. What did you have...
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Post by partickpotter on Feb 28, 2016 10:27:04 GMT
I'm shocked, peripatetic is a fine word I've just suffered an overdose on it reading Cricket XXXX Cricket ( link).
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2016 12:51:48 GMT
I'm shocked, peripatetic is a fine word I've just suffered an overdose on it reading Cricket XXXX Cricket ( link). Having read your review Partick , that is one that will not be featuring on my Kindle , I never did care for the woman to be honest or her better half Phillipe ( not a bad left armer though ) .
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Post by partickpotter on Feb 28, 2016 14:12:14 GMT
I've just suffered an overdose on it reading Cricket XXXX Cricket ( link). Having read your review Partick , that is one that will not be featuring on my Kindle , I never did care for the woman to be honest or her better half Phillipe ( not a bad left armer though ) . If you're looking for a good cricket read for your kindle you won't go far wrong with this.
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