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Post by moonoid on Jan 19, 2016 14:24:33 GMT
This is a bit off the wall but what really gets my goat is the way today's footballers celebrate when they score; 1. Putting their thumbs in their mouths...what's that all about...totally wank 2. Sliding along the pitch on their knees....ruins the pitch surface for some poor bugger groundsman to fix 3. Grasping the club badge when they are probably foreign and could't give a toss about the club In particular, I hate that clip where Swansea's Gomis pretends to be a lion or something. What utter shite! Rant over...if anything gets your goat feel free lol!  |
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Post by bigcashprizes on Jan 19, 2016 14:27:52 GMT
This is a bit off the wall but what really gets my goat is the way today's footballers celebrate when they score; 1. Putting their thumbs in their mouths...what's that all about...totally wank 2. Sliding along the pitch on their knees....ruins the pitch surface for some poor bugger groundsman to fix 3. Grasping the club badge when they are probably foreign and could't give a toss about the club In particular, I hate that clip where Swansea's Gomis pretends to be a lion or something. What utter shite! Rant over...if anything gets your goat feel free lol! Bet you hate Butler too |
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Post by moonoid on Jan 19, 2016 14:28:44 GMT
...I'ates you Butler!
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Post by moonoid on Jan 19, 2016 14:29:56 GMT
This is a bit off the wall but what really gets my goat is the way today's footballers celebrate when they score; 1. Putting their thumbs in their mouths...what's that all about...totally wank 2. Sliding along the pitch on their knees....ruins the pitch surface for some poor bugger groundsman to fix 3. Grasping the club badge when they are probably foreign and could't give a toss about the club In particular, I hate that clip where Swansea's Gomis pretends to be a lion or something. What utter shite! Rant over...if anything gets your goat feel free lol! Bet you hate Butler too Weren't you in that bunch of dodgy scousers...the Beatles? |
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Post by bigcashprizes on Jan 19, 2016 14:30:46 GMT
Weren't you in that bunch of dodgy scousers...the Beatles? Wings mate |
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Post by bigcashprizes on Jan 19, 2016 14:33:52 GMT
The Gareth Bale finger-heart wankery by the way. No need
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 14:35:07 GMT
Doing that heart thing like Bale. Wank!. Let's go back to yesteryear with a brisk handshake amongst the team, and all fans leave the ground,pipes lit and wearing their hat at a jaunty angle.
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Post by realstokebloke on Jan 19, 2016 14:40:51 GMT
Or the prehistoric 'rocking the baby' nonsense they are still doing (or whatever it's supposed to be) - especially so when they all get in a line & do it.
Haven't a clue what it's on about, nor do I want one tbh.
Disgraceful.
Say all you like about Shearer, but his simple hand in the air was class.
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Post by mrred on Jan 19, 2016 14:52:59 GMT
I'd say Sturidge's cunt dance but he doesn't play enough to be bothered about.
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jan 19, 2016 15:03:00 GMT
Who would take into account the condition of the pitch after scoring a goal lol!
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Post by bigcashprizes on Jan 19, 2016 15:06:17 GMT
Who would take into account the condition of the pitch after scoring a goal lol! Percy Thrower |
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Post by salopstick on Jan 19, 2016 15:10:17 GMT
Taking your shirt off when you know you are going to get booked
If I was the manager I'd fine them for that
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jan 19, 2016 15:31:08 GMT
Taking your shirt off when you know you are going to get booked If I was the manager I'd fine them for that What if you were the player-manager? On the original list - point number 2 - those celebrations are keeping people in jobs, modern footballers do quite clearly care about the working classes. |
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Post by WoodbineWright2@ on Jan 19, 2016 15:34:28 GMT
Kevin Nolan looks a cunt every time he does that stupid fucking chicken celebration.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 15:35:36 GMT
I hate players celebrating. They should all jog back to halfway. They're only doing their jobs by scoring after all.
In fact why do fans even celebrate? What's the point?
Let's all go watch bowls instead.
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Post by potterglen on Jan 19, 2016 16:54:06 GMT
Kevin Nolan looks a cunt every time he does that stupid fucking chicken celebration. If he looks like one, then he is one  |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Jan 19, 2016 16:54:46 GMT
Wonder what you think of these then ?
The fish one makes me chuckle
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jan 19, 2016 16:55:16 GMT
I hate players celebrating. They should all jog back to halfway. They're only doing their jobs by scoring after all. In fact why do fans even celebrate? What's the point? Let's all go watch bowls instead. It's only a bit of football at the end of the day... nothing to be passionate about |
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Post by WoodbineWright2@ on Jan 19, 2016 16:58:42 GMT
Kevin Nolan looks a cunt every time he does that stupid fucking chicken celebration. If he looks like one, then he is one Yeah, he definitely IS a cunt, Potterglen !! |
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Jan 19, 2016 17:00:50 GMT
Love Arnie's 'celebrations', whether getting all aggressive towards the JSU or attempting to kick Shaq's chest through.
Spontaneity is key.
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Post by blurtonboy on Jan 19, 2016 17:23:12 GMT
When i used to score. i pulled me kegs down & thrapped me cock off, nevermind, only another 3,451 years till i'm off the sexual offenders register.
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Post by Beardy200 on Jan 19, 2016 19:22:04 GMT
I hate players celebrating. They should all jog back to halfway. They're only doing their jobs by scoring after all. In fact why do fans even celebrate? What's the point? Let's all go watch bowls instead. There's a difference between celebrating and celebrating like a prick. In my opinion anything premeditated is shit. |
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Post by Beardy200 on Jan 19, 2016 19:23:06 GMT
Wonder what you think of these then ? The fish one makes me chuckle They're all gay |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jan 19, 2016 19:26:04 GMT
Kevin Nolan looks a cunt every time he does that stupid fucking chicken celebration. That was my pick by an absolute mile. Until Bafetimbi fucking Gomis showed up. |
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Post by roylandstoke on Jan 19, 2016 20:30:36 GMT
I hate the knee slide.
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Post by potterglen on Jan 19, 2016 21:16:23 GMT
This knee slide is the exception. . |
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Post by greyman on Jan 20, 2016 8:24:15 GMT
Wonder what you think of these then ? The fish one makes me chuckle Every one of those choreographed celebrations should result in this. |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Jan 20, 2016 10:01:20 GMT
Wonder what you think of these then ? The fish one makes me chuckle Every one of those choreographed celebrations should result in this. Pisser. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2016 10:15:15 GMT
This is a bit off the wall but what really gets my goat is the way today's footballers celebrate when they score; 1. Putting their thumbs in their mouths...what's that all about...totally wank 2. Sliding along the pitch on their knees....ruins the pitch surface for some poor bugger groundsman to fix 3. Grasping the club badge when they are probably foreign and could't give a toss about the club In particular, I hate that clip where Swansea's Gomis pretends to be a lion or something. What utter shite! Rant over...if anything gets your goat feel free lol! What do you mean 'probably foreign'? They will either be definitely foreign or definitely not foreign. |
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Post by kentpotter on Jan 20, 2016 13:59:10 GMT
How do people feel about acrobatics though?
Unless I'm losing it, bloody sure Peter Beagrie turned a few somersaults at the Vic (usually after beating the defender six times just for laughs!)
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