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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 17:47:58 GMT
We all know YOU won't turn up for drinks 'barkers, which is understandable given your obvious lack of social skills. You'd much rather be home with The Cake on your laptop and 'Pam and her five friends' ready for action on a Saturday π Deano though...he's the more outgoing side of your personalities yet he still hasn't confirmed his invite for 6pm Saturday despite numerous prompts. Not my fault mate, I guess you, sorry, he's just a bottle job. I'll just have to carry on taunting you on here π Long winded desperate excuses, derivative taunting, and a far higher post count than me. Ergo you and your personas are significantly more likely to be at home on the laptop, copy/pasting other people's witticisms than I am ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Who cares about post count you sad fuck π Who are these alternate personas of mine mate? This is going to be good.
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Post by spiler on Sept 28, 2017 17:52:09 GMT
Long winded desperate excuses, derivative taunting, and a far higher post count than me. Ergo you and your personas are significantly more likely to be at home on the laptop, copy/pasting other people's witticisms than I am Who cares about post count you sad fuck π Who are there alternate personas of mine mate? This is going to be good. Cool it Voidy, getting a bit hot under the old collar aren't we, not worth getting stressed about mate. Chill out a bit. I'm off for another pineapple shisa in a bit. It's a few quid but sod it.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 17:54:29 GMT
Who cares about post count you sad fuck π Who are there alternate personas of mine mate? This is going to be good. Cool it Voidy, getting a bit hot under the old collar aren't we, not worth getting stressed about mate. Chill out a bit. I'm off for another pineapple shisa in a bit. It's a few quid but sod it.Β Whatever you say, ******. And I'm nice and chilled mate. You want to try it!
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Post by manmarking on Sept 28, 2017 17:58:52 GMT
Long winded desperate excuses, derivative taunting, and a far higher post count than me. Ergo you and your personas are significantly more likely to be at home on the laptop, copy/pasting other people's witticisms than I am ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Who cares about post count you sad fuck π Who are these alternate personas of mine mate? This is going to be good. If you're going to accuse others of spending a "sad" amount of time on here, your case is stronger if they haven't spent measurably less time on here than you have - with this one account alone ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) It might also be stronger if you hadn't done stuff like posting while you're on holiday in Ibiza, so desperate were you to talk to people in a virtual world ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif)
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Post by spiler on Sept 28, 2017 17:59:03 GMT
Cool it Voidy, getting a bit hot under the old collar aren't we, not worth getting stressed about mate. Chill out a bit. I'm off for another pineapple shisa in a bit. It's a few quid but sod it. Whatever you say, ******. And I'm nice and chilled mate. You want to try it! You're swearing at the internet mate. That's not chilled. You got any music to hand? Wotcha got? I'd recommend some Bob Marley, and not that Coldplay stuff you usually go with.
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Post by spiler on Sept 28, 2017 18:01:42 GMT
Cool it Voidy, getting a bit hot under the old collar aren't we, not worth getting stressed about mate. Chill out a bit. I'm off for another pineapple shisa in a bit. It's a few quid but sod it. Whatever you say, ******. And I'm nice and chilled mate. You want to try it! Could have fooled me, sounds like somebodies dropped one of my red-hot pineapple shisha coals down your back crack kidda. Like I said, get the reggae on white boy.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 18:10:30 GMT
Who cares about post count you sad fuck π Who are these alternate personas of mine mate? This is going to be good. If you're going to accuse others of spending a "sad" amount of time on here, your case is stronger if they haven't spent measurably less time on here than you have - with this one account alone ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) It might also be stronger if you hadn't done stuff like posting while you're on holiday in Ibiza, so desperate were you to talk to people in a virtual world ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) No I just believe your life is empty and tragic regardless of you post count on here mate. And no amount of dissecting my internet usage (which seems to be an increasing obsession for you, Party Guy) will change that. And you say my posts are the same...gibber gibber Ibiza...gibber gibber online abroad π Yeah I went online on holiday- proper batshit crazy that is mate π
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 18:12:04 GMT
Whatever you say, ******. And I'm nice and chilled mate. You want to try it! Could have fooled me, sounds like somebodies dropped one of my red-hot pineapple shisha coals down your back crack kidda. Like I said, get the reggae on white boy.Β Shhhhh hush now. Off to your shisha, space captain π
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Post by manmarking on Sept 28, 2017 18:14:56 GMT
If you're going to accuse others of spending a "sad" amount of time on here, your case is stronger if they haven't spent measurably less time on here than you have - with this one account alone ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) It might also be stronger if you hadn't done stuff like posting while you're on holiday in Ibiza, so desperate were you to talk to people in a virtual world ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) No I just believe your life is empty and tragic regardless of you post count on here mate. And no amount of dissecting my internet usage (which seems to be an increasing obsession for you, Party Guy) will change that. And you say my posts are the same...gibber gibber Ibiza...gibber gibber online abroad π Yeah I went online on holiday- proper batshit crazy that is mate π Well I believe your life is empty and tragic too so there's something we have in common at least ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif)
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Post by felonious on Sept 28, 2017 18:17:39 GMT
Whatever you say, ******. And I'm nice and chilled mate. You want to try it! You're swearing at the internet mate. That's not chilled. You got any music to hand? Wotcha got? I'd recommend some Bob Marley, and not that Coldplay stuff you usually go with. Chill
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 18:19:58 GMT
No I just believe your life is empty and tragic regardless of you post count on here mate. And no amount of dissecting my internet usage (which seems to be an increasing obsession for you, Party Guy) will change that. And you say my posts are the same...gibber gibber Ibiza...gibber gibber online abroad π Yeah I went online on holiday- proper batshit crazy that is mate π Well I believe your life is empty and tragic too so there's something we have in common at least ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) I know mine isn't though 'barkers π And I don't need to create imaginary friends either. You're a fantacist. And a pretty pathetic one at that. If you weren't such a snivelling c*nt I'd pity you π
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Post by manmarking on Sept 28, 2017 18:25:46 GMT
Well I believe your life is empty and tragic too so there's something we have in common at least ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) I know mine isn't though 'barkers π And I don't need to create imaginary friends either. You're a fantacist. And a pretty pathetic one at that. If you weren't such a snivelling c*nt I'd pity you π You know nowt about me, old sport Wipe the foam off your chin anyway, voidy. You're getting upset ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) And bring todge out to bat - he's much better at this than you ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 18:30:57 GMT
I know mine isn't though 'barkers π And I don't need to create imaginary friends either. You're a fantacist. And a pretty pathetic one at that. If you weren't such a snivelling c*nt I'd pity you π You know nowt about me, old sport Wipe the foam off your chin anyway, voidy. You're getting upset ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) And bring todge out to bat - he's much better at this than you ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) You're just using the same things I've said to you mate. And I'm just killing time 'til the footy starts while the mrs watches soaps. I really aren't upset about anything- no matter how you try and convince yourself π Must try harder 'barkers.
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Post by spiler on Sept 28, 2017 18:43:13 GMT
You know nowt about me, old sport Wipe the foam off your chin anyway, voidy. You're getting upset And bring todge out to bat - he's much better at this than you You're just using the same things I've said to you mate. And I'm just killing time 'til the footy starts while the mrs watches soaps. I really aren't upset about anything- no matter how you try and convince yourself π Must try harder 'barkers. Boing! Well that's the rest of your life mapped out for you. I couldn't be with a woman that watches that mindless drivel. No wonder you take to your laptop to try and get a sniff of the real world and what real people do you. You're a human version of an ingrowing toenail. I told you to get the reggae on, not sneak around behind your missus, going online and calling yourself "The Void". Get yer underpants washed and behave yourself.
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Post by spiler on Sept 28, 2017 18:45:01 GMT
You're swearing at the internet mate. That's not chilled. You got any music to hand? Wotcha got? I'd recommend some Bob Marley, and not that Coldplay stuff you usually go with. Chill
That's shit.
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 18:55:44 GMT
You're just using the same things I've said to you mate. And I'm just killing time 'til the footy starts while the mrs watches soaps. I really aren't upset about anything- no matter how you try and convince yourself π Must try harder 'barkers. Boing! Well that's the rest of your life mapped out for you. I couldn't be with a woman that watches that mindless drivel. No wonder you take to your laptop to try and get a sniff of the real world and what real people do you. You're a human version of an ingrowing toenail. I told you to get the reggae on, not sneak around behind your missus, going online and calling yourself "The Void". Get yer underpants washed and behave yourself. I can't recall asking for lifestyle tips from a fat, bald, unhinged loser such as yourself but thanks anyway. Now stop replying to me, you're boring me ******. Reggae's wank by the way π
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Post by spiler on Sept 28, 2017 18:58:08 GMT
Boing! Well that's the rest of your life mapped out for you. I couldn't be with a woman that watches that mindless drivel. No wonder you take to your laptop to try and get a sniff of the real world and what real people do you. You're a human version of an ingrowing toenail. I told you to get the reggae on, not sneak around behind your missus, going online and calling yourself "The Void". Get yer underpants washed and behave yourself. I can't recall asking for lifestyle tips from a fat, bald, unhinged loser such as yourself but thanks anyway. Now stop replying to me, you're boring me ******. Reggae's wank by the way π I rest my case Spongebob
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Sept 28, 2017 19:20:08 GMT
We all know YOU won't turn up for drinks 'barkers, which is understandable given your obvious lack of social skills. You'd much rather be home with The Cake on your laptop and 'Pam and her five friends' ready for action on a Saturday π Deano though...he's the more outgoing side of your personalities yet he still hasn't confirmed his invite for 6pm Saturday despite numerous prompts. Not my fault mate, I guess you, sorry, he's just a bottle job. I'll just have to carry on taunting you on here π Long winded desperate excuses, derivative taunting, and a far higher post count than me. Ergo you and your personas are significantly more likely to be at home on the laptop, copy/pasting other people's witticisms than I am ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) So just two questions. Where and when for a pint on Saturday?
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Post by manmarking on Sept 28, 2017 19:23:20 GMT
You know nowt about me, old sport Wipe the foam off your chin anyway, voidy. You're getting upset ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) And bring todge out to bat - he's much better at this than you ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) You're just using the same things I've said to you mate. And I'm just killing time 'til the footy starts while the mrs watches soaps. I really aren't upset about anything- no matter how you try and convince yourself π Must try harder 'barkers. I don't have to try at all, you dribbler - I just whistle and you come ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) And you're palpably upset mate. Perhaps this "Mrs" of yours is flatulent or summat ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Anyhow, spiler is quite right: you should chill your boots. Enjoy the nogger ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by manmarking on Sept 28, 2017 19:28:05 GMT
Long winded desperate excuses, derivative taunting, and a far higher post count than me. Ergo you and your personas are significantly more likely to be at home on the laptop, copy/pasting other people's witticisms than I am ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) So just two questions. Where and when for a pint on Saturday? I've said quite clearly that I don't want to meet you and your alter egos for a pint, vodger. I'm struggling to think of anything less appealing ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Try deano - you're getting me confused with him ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 19:29:26 GMT
You're just using the same things I've said to you mate. And I'm just killing time 'til the footy starts while the mrs watches soaps. I really aren't upset about anything- no matter how you try and convince yourself π Must try harder 'barkers. I don't have to try at all, you dribbler - I just whistle and you come ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) And you're palpably upset mate. Perhaps this "Mrs" of yours is flatulent or summat ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Anyhow, spiler is quite right: you should chill your boots. Enjoy the nogger ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) I'm fucking fuming mate. You've got me bang to rights. Grrrrrrrrrr π
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Sept 28, 2017 19:30:34 GMT
You're just using the same things I've said to you mate. And I'm just killing time 'til the footy starts while the mrs watches soaps. I really aren't upset about anything- no matter how you try and convince yourself π Must try harder 'barkers. Boing! Well that's the rest of your life mapped out for you. I couldn't be with a woman that watches that mindless drivel. No wonder you take to your laptop to try and get a sniff of the real world and what real people do you. You're a human version of an ingrowing toenail. I told you to get the reggae on, not sneak around behind your missus, going online and calling yourself "The Void". Get yer underpants washed and behave yourself. Pisser. Taking to a laptop to get a sniff of the "real world" !!! That's actually the opposite of the real world you nonce :-) And Voidy's right. Apart from a few Marley hits reggae is bang average. The Selector and some ska are as good as it gets.
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Post by manmarking on Sept 28, 2017 19:30:57 GMT
I don't have to try at all, you dribbler - I just whistle and you come ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) And you're palpably upset mate. Perhaps this "Mrs" of yours is flatulent or summat ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Anyhow, spiler is quite right: you should chill your boots. Enjoy the nogger ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) I'm fucking fuming mate. You've got me bang to rights. Grrrrrrrrrr π I whistle. You come ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Sept 28, 2017 19:35:10 GMT
Well, i'm repulsed by themΒ MM is carrying a few lbs mate π€ Deano, just two questions, where and when for a pint Saturday?
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 19:36:03 GMT
So just two questions. Where and when for a pint on Saturday? I've said quite clearly that I don't want to meet you and your alter egos for a pint, vodger. I'm struggling to think of anything less appealing ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Try deano - you're getting me confused with him ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) We get it mate, you don't do social interaction as you're most probably on the Asperger's spectrum. You've got his number apparently mate. Drop him a text just in case he has a convenient spell 'on hiatus' from here just to nudge him, as he seems to be doing his Shergar impression π Then we'll leave you to your killer of a Saturday night of crying, wanking and Caking π
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Post by marwood on Sept 28, 2017 19:36:16 GMT
How easy is it to join this gang of miscreants?
Or to make people think I'm actually one of the chosen ones MYSELF?? who I say I am?
What happened to our corner shops anyway? There's a guy round our way who doesn't even call them ethnic minority shops He calls them summat else
But who cares ? Only me
And I'm an effing dribbler
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 19:38:09 GMT
I'm fucking fuming mate. You've got me bang to rights. Grrrrrrrrrr π I whistle. You come ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) You keep replying to ME π I whistle you, Fido.
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Post by manmarking on Sept 28, 2017 19:42:01 GMT
I've said quite clearly that I don't want to meet you and your alter egos for a pint, vodger. I'm struggling to think of anything less appealing ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Try deano - you're getting me confused with him ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) We get it mate, you don't do social interraction as you're most probably on the Asperger's spectrum. You've got his number apparently mate. Drop him a text just in case he has a convenient spell 'on hiatus' from here just to nudge him, as he seems to be doing his Shergar impression π Then we'll leave you to your killer of a Saturday night of crying, wanking and Caking π Oh I do plenty of social interaction, toid. But I've no interest in sitting in a shithole talking to cocksuckers like you ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) Try getting some friends in the real world mate - then you won't have to ask people out online. Anyway, good luck finding a drinking buddy. (And thanks for sending "Roger" out - void gets quite stale and repetitive quite quickly) ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by manmarking on Sept 28, 2017 19:43:07 GMT
I whistle. You come ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif) You keep replying to ME π I whistle you, Fido. Ah, so you don't reply. Gotcha ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif)
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Post by thevoid on Sept 28, 2017 19:43:11 GMT
Long winded desperate excuses, derivative taunting, and a far higher post count than me. Ergo you and your personas are significantly more likely to be at home on the laptop, copy/pasting other people's witticisms than I am ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/kwfoKwtHI0jglJZ4qZf6.gif) So just two questions. Where and when for a pint on Saturday? Narnia at oneteen o'clock if Deano has his way. Perhaps his train's the Hogwarts Express.
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