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Post by chigstoke on Mar 3, 2015 8:37:15 GMT
Chuff me sideways. Some of the comments on ere. I go down the Brit to watch THE NOGGER. In the pub beforehand I HAVE A LAUGH WITH ME MATES. we burp and fart and eat a pie and a pint and put on a. Fiver on first goal scorer. THATS ENOUGH FOR ANY MAN I don't go down the match for any of the following TEA AND BISCUITS FREE SEX THE OPERA SPAGETI AND OTHER POSH ITALIAN FOOD LECTURE ON SCIENEC AND MATHS whatever next. Some of you jolly chaps what what would have the corners filled in with the pictures, the opera and university Jeeps era creepers lads -Roy keen was right. GET A GRIP OR GO WATCH CHELSEA WITH YOUR PRAWN CRACKERS I don't think you understand the genius of taking a kettle to the match.
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Post by madelinesmithmmmh on Mar 3, 2015 11:20:35 GMT
I'd like to see a camel on the pitch, I knew watching Falcao reminded me of something!
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 3, 2015 12:18:31 GMT
blimi o Riley I've had call round me mates print this thread out so as I can take it in to our place (I'm on nights) to show the LADS
We have a right laugh but this takes the satsuma
My mate says some of the people aren't being serios. And are trying wind me and other serios footie goers up. Well it worked I had crack poem a tinny and it wonner even 5o clock
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Post by OldStokie on Mar 3, 2015 12:33:54 GMT
And we could have this song when the players comes out as all the kettles are boiling.
OS.
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Post by OldStokie on Mar 3, 2015 12:35:53 GMT
And this is Humpy when he arrives by the Sir Stan. Block 19'ers will be doing it. OS.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 12:37:35 GMT
blimi o Riley I've had call round me mates print this thread out so as I can take it in to our place (I'm on nights) to show the LADS We have a right laugh but this takes the satsuma My mate says some of the people aren't being serios. And are trying wind me and other serios footie goers up. Well it worked I had crack poem a tinny and it wonner even 5o clock I don't want to wind anybody up, I just want a cheap, fresh brew and I've spotted a opportunity to do so.
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Post by OldStokie on Mar 3, 2015 12:43:14 GMT
Too late, GR... you've started something here that is boundless with opportunities. It will be a whole new 'Stoke Experience'. OS.
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Post by OldStokie on Mar 3, 2015 12:52:13 GMT
I'm going to write to Mr Scholes and see if he'll give one of these out with every season ticket bought in the Early Bird period. OS.
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 3, 2015 12:56:01 GMT
Chuff me sideways. Some of the comments on ere. I go down the Brit to watch THE NOGGER. In the pub beforehand I HAVE A LAUGH WITH ME MATES. we burp and fart and eat a pie and a pint and put on a. Fiver on first goal scorer. THATS ENOUGH FOR ANY MAN I don't go down the match for any of the following TEA AND BISCUITS FREE SEX THE OPERA SPAGETI AND OTHER POSH ITALIAN FOOD LECTURE ON SCIENEC AND MATHS whatever next. Some of you jolly chaps what what would have the corners filled in with the pictures, the opera and university Jeeps era creepers lads -Roy keen was right. GET A GRIP OR GO WATCH CHELSEA WITH YOUR PRAWN CRACKERS I don't think you understand the genius of taking a kettle to the match. If that's genius, my mate codger must be a rocket scientist. he once smuggled an axe into regimes up Hanley. he didn't use it though
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 13:04:01 GMT
Chuff me sideways. Some of the comments on ere. I go down the Brit to watch THE NOGGER. In the pub beforehand I HAVE A LAUGH WITH ME MATES. we burp and fart and eat a pie and a pint and put on a. Fiver on first goal scorer. THATS ENOUGH FOR ANY MAN I don't go down the match for any of the following TEA AND BISCUITS FREE SEX THE OPERA SPAGETI AND OTHER POSH ITALIAN FOOD LECTURE ON SCIENEC AND MATHS whatever next. Some of you jolly chaps what what would have the corners filled in with the pictures, the opera and university Jeeps era creepers lads -Roy keen was right. GET A GRIP OR GO WATCH CHELSEA WITH YOUR PRAWN CRACKERS You're missing the bigger picture here. Football's not about 'just' the football is it?? I've developed a (rechargeable) battery-powered mini generator, which I can fit into a back-pack. It will hold enough charge to power a George Foreman Grill (3 portion, not the 5 portion family one) for 7 minutes. That's long enough to do a chicken breast and two rashers of smoked bacon (thick-cut). I plan to have a Sub-roll, mayonnaise and lettuce in the backpack, and I foresee myself saving about 10 minutes at halftime, because I can do it all in my seat. I'm trialling it for the remainder of the season, starting tomorrow vs. Everton. My only real concern is that the newer George Foremans do smoke up a bit.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 13:24:04 GMT
I'm going down Tesco's now to get my fresh milk, I have tea bags and sugar in stock. Plus the cup and spoon. Hopefully all will be okay tomorrow night.
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Post by marrer on Mar 3, 2015 13:40:35 GMT
I'm wondering if it is possible to bring in one of me beehives to the game. Swarming season is now over so they shouldn't be a bother to anyone and what with a few early spring flowers around the place, I might even be able to get some Stoke City honey produced as the bees fly out to the local flowers during the 90 minutes of the game. We could then raffle the honey off or even get 'frustratedbyweeds' to do some toast on his George Foreman grill for applying the said sticky stuff to. We could even sell some of the honey through the shop to bring in additional funds for the summer transfer window. I've always wanted the matches to be so exciting that they had sticky endings and perhaps this is the way.
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Post by ihaveadream on Mar 3, 2015 13:42:51 GMT
Take a flask, it would be much easier Would a flask keep a Microwavable curry warm? Probably
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Post by 1972 on Mar 4, 2015 10:16:53 GMT
I can't think that there is any problem taking electrical devices to the stadium. The club employ an electrician who also manages the team, and I'm sure he could be called on if necessaary.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 10:21:19 GMT
blimi o Riley I've had call round me mates print this thread out so as I can take it in to our place (I'm on nights) to show the LADS We have a right laugh but this takes the satsuma My mate says some of the people aren't being serios. And are trying wind me and other serios footie goers up. Well it worked I had crack poem a tinny and it wonner even 5o clock Irony is not what you say to the clown at McDonalds every morning.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2015 10:55:07 GMT
I can't think that there is any problem taking electrical devices to the stadium. The club employ an electrician who also manages the team, and I'm sure he could be called on if necessaary. Could the electrician reserve me an electric point for later do you think?
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Post by superscfc on Mar 4, 2015 10:59:52 GMT
Grimreaper please take a picture of the kettle next to your seat this evening, I'll never believe you've done it unless we see a picture.
Alternatively take a picture before you enter the turnstile just to make sure incase it's confiscated
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Post by passtheoatcakes on Mar 4, 2015 14:01:28 GMT
Chuff me sideways. Some of the comments on ere. I go down the Brit to watch THE NOGGER. In the pub beforehand I HAVE A LAUGH WITH ME MATES. we burp and fart and eat a pie and a pint and put on a. Fiver on first goal scorer. THATS ENOUGH FOR ANY MAN I don't go down the match for any of the following TEA AND BISCUITS FREE SEX THE OPERA SPAGETI AND OTHER POSH ITALIAN FOOD LECTURE ON SCIENEC AND MATHS whatever next. Some of you jolly chaps what what would have the corners filled in with the pictures, the opera and university Jeeps era creepers lads -Roy keen was right. GET A GRIP OR GO WATCH CHELSEA WITH YOUR PRAWN CRACKERS Sod the football, I go for the free sex and the opera, (I was a bit drunk at the time so it might have been the camel, too hairy and lippy for a typical Stoke lass come to think of it). I will restate my position as a fully qualified leccy bloke, I am a bit concerned by many of the potentially fire raising possibilities being suggested on this thread, but I do like the sound of taking a single burner in to brew up. Could catch on, or even alight if you get too excited
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Post by alsagerstokie on Mar 5, 2015 0:36:22 GMT
Gordon the giraffe got refused entry tonite. Stewards thought he may cause trouble or try and boil that kettle.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 0:54:45 GMT
I managed to get the kettle into the ground unchallenged but as I was about to plug it in I was approached by a steward me. He said I couldn't use it and asked what the hell I was doing. He didn't take it off me, I was able to put it in my bag.
It put a shadow over the evening, you would think that you could use the electric points to improve the match day experience.
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Post by Waggy on Mar 5, 2015 4:53:45 GMT
I managed to get the kettle into the ground unchallenged but as I was about to plug it in I was approached by a steward me. He said I couldn't use it and asked what the hell I was doing. He didn't take it off me, I was able to put it in my bag. It put a shadow over the evening, you would think that you could use the electric points to improve the match day experience. Perhaps i could get my friend Terry Gilbert to write a petition maybe 2 large kettles per concourse we could have safety officers around them and a pourer. Lets get this moving.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 5:15:40 GMT
I was watching Eurosport this morning and they were covering the race for the next FIFA president. Sepp Blatter made, in my opinion, a very good speech about kicking racism out of football, saying the fines are paltry, and have no affect what so ever. He suggested points deductions, or even relegation. He got a warm response with what could be described as enthusiastic applause. Louis Figo then stood up and started saying kettles and small appliance, up to the size of a double George Formby ( Turned out nice again) should be allowed at all stadiums, with free use of sockets, and extra sockets should be fitted, and any stadium not providing the minimum number of sockets ( roughly 1 to every 3 fans ) will be fined, docked points, and barred from European Football. The place erupted...he got a 10 minute rousing, standing ovation, and the cameras picked up on Blatter, who looked like a defeated man, and Sheikh Ma Tea Bag immediately announced his withdrawal from the race. So Grim....Looks like you have got support in high places. Well done to you Sir...I say Well Done.
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 5, 2015 7:55:04 GMT
MA mate on our place says I should take a chill pill and not get angry about threads like this and realise it so people having a laugh, like I did on our place last week pretending to be Colin fifth, the ladies loved it, it was a roarer, all the ladies love a bit of Colin, try it on your place
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Post by chad on Mar 5, 2015 8:40:58 GMT
I'm going to write to Mr Scholes and see if he'll give one of these out with every season ticket bought in the Early Bird period. OS. Maybe we could have one put at the side of every seat
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 8:53:48 GMT
MA mate on our place says I should take a chill pill and not get angry about threads like this and realise it so people having a laugh, like I did on our place last week pretending to be Colin fifth, the ladies loved it, it was a roarer, all the ladies love a bit of Colin, try it on your place You could even have a brew to calm down a bit.
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Post by passtheoatcakes on Mar 6, 2015 11:49:44 GMT
I was watching Eurosport this morning and they were covering the race for the next FIFA president. Sepp Blatter made, in my opinion, a very good speech about kicking racism out of football, saying the fines are paltry, and have no affect what so ever. He suggested points deductions, or even relegation. He got a warm response with what could be described as enthusiastic applause. Louis Figo then stood up and started saying kettles and small appliance, up to the size of a double George Formby ( Turned out nice again) should be allowed at all stadiums, with free use of sockets, and extra sockets should be fitted, and any stadium not providing the minimum number of sockets ( roughly 1 to every 3 fans ) will be fined, docked points, and barred from European Football. The place erupted...he got a 10 minute rousing, standing ovation, and the cameras picked up on Blatter, who looked like a defeated man, and Sheikh Ma Tea Bag immediately announced his withdrawal from the race. So Grim....Looks like you have got support in high places. Well done to you Sir...I say Well Done. Sheikh Ma Tea Bag.....quality.....
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Post by jjstoke on Mar 6, 2015 11:59:26 GMT
Beggo says he wants a kettle so he can brew up when things get quiet, but Sparky said they could've afford the extension cable. He's thinking of moving.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2015 12:45:12 GMT
MA mate on our place says I should take a chill pill and not get angry about threads like this and realise it so people having a laugh, like I did on our place last week pretending to be Colin fifth, the ladies loved it, it was a roarer, all the ladies love a bit of Colin, try it on your place Colin Fifth....You sir are a comedy genius.
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Post by bobthethrob on Mar 6, 2015 12:56:52 GMT
Sorry mate I meantt Colin Frith He does James Bond and stuff, the ladies like him, he wa mister darsy in a girls film some years back
He wa on front cover of one of them magazines, tv black, tv first, hello, gosh, ok! Or similar, like a big picture of his head on front, I bought it, it was only a couple of quid, and cam e back off my break holding it up in front of me face and pretended to be Colin, all the ladies were fallig about, they talked of it for weeks, roarer it was
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Post by ihaveadream on Mar 6, 2015 13:25:09 GMT
If Carlsburg did avatars
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