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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 11, 2015 18:16:36 GMT
I can explain the disgusted look, it was because I was liberally applying sun cream to my glistening gooch on the poolside.
I'd had one too many Sangria's at dinner, I apologised and all is now well.
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Post by nutterpotter on Jul 17, 2015 11:32:18 GMT
I can explain the disgusted look, it was because I was liberally applying sun cream to my glistening gooch on the poolside. I'd had one too many Sangria's at dinner, I apologised and all is now well. Enjoy:
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 17, 2015 11:33:41 GMT
I can explain the disgusted look, it was because I was liberally applying sun cream to my glistening gooch on the poolside. I'd had one too many Sangria's at dinner, I apologised and all is now well. Enjoy: Oh. My. Fucking. God.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2015 11:34:49 GMT
I can explain the disgusted look, it was because I was liberally applying sun cream to my glistening gooch on the poolside. I'd had one too many Sangria's at dinner, I apologised and all is now well. Enjoy: Jesus Christ it looks like his right knee is ready to pop! Either that or he's got lassie's 'marbles' stuck on top of his knee cap.
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Post by dutchstokie on Jul 17, 2015 11:38:28 GMT
I can explain the disgusted look, it was because I was liberally applying sun cream to my glistening gooch on the poolside. I'd had one too many Sangria's at dinner, I apologised and all is now well. Enjoy: Right...thats the last we see of Bojan Mackey for a few hours !!!! The poor bugger he'll be skin n bone by the time he comes out of his bedroom...hope he's got enough socks !!!!
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 17, 2015 11:47:59 GMT
Those shorts have lifted so far up they're almost in the showing of penis threshold.
For fucks sake I was supposed to start work at 2, that's gone out of the window.
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Jul 17, 2015 12:02:12 GMT
Those shorts have lifted so far up they're almost in the showing of penis threshold. For fucks sake I was supposed to start work at 2, that's gone out of the window.
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Post by Northy on Jul 24, 2015 14:51:37 GMT
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jul 24, 2015 21:33:59 GMT
I just pulled my foreskin so far back it covered my balls.
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Post by BuzzB on Jul 24, 2015 22:29:05 GMT
That is the best news of the summer! Game time this early after his injury is fantastic. Hope it goes well.
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Post by riccyfuller93 on Jul 25, 2015 1:55:26 GMT
Those shorts have lifted so far up they're almost in the showing of penis threshold. For fucks sake I was supposed to start work at 2, that's gone out of the window. Everytime I see one of your posts about Bojan:
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Post by djduncanjames on Aug 1, 2015 20:41:19 GMT
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 16, 2015 10:51:38 GMT
When, not if, he takes to the field vs WBA, I'll erupt in a shuddering crescendo of convulsions like Vesuvius on MDMA. The thought of him playing Lucky Pierre between Shaq and Arnie is cock dribblingly tantalising; the only person who'd equal me in the erection section would be Tony over James Chester at rightback.
I had a wet dream about him again last night (and I fell out of bed twice). We'd qualified for the regional finals of "Lol Faeces". Basically you stand face to face, poo in your hand, and massage it like shampoo into the other person's hair and say "lol faeces". I mean, mine was just lager and curry slop; but when he stimulated his droppings into my greasy mop, it released a vibrant array of aromas from his athlete's diet.
That, in itself, was enough to bring me to climax. I can only hope my tale helps you all along too xx
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Aug 16, 2015 10:56:54 GMT
When, not if, he takes to the field vs WBA, I'll erupt in a shuddering crescendo of convulsions like Vesuvius on MDMA. The thought of him playing Lucky Pierre between Shaq and Arnie is cock dribblingly tantalising; the only person who'd equal me in the erection section would be Tony over James Chester at rightback. I had a wet dream about him again last night (and I fell out of bed twice). We'd qualified for the regional finals of "Lol Faeces". Basically you stand face to face, poo in your hand, and massage it like shampoo into the other person's hair and say "lol faeces". I mean, mine was just lager and curry slop; but when he stimulated his droppings into my greasy mop, it released a vibrant array of aromas from his athlete's diet. That, in itself, was enough to bring me to climax. I can only hope my tale helps you all along too xx I'm hungover as fuck right now after a wild night of mixing my drinks like a complete pissflap, but that has taken some of the sting out of the typhoon that's attacking my brain case, simply beautiful, I now have semen pathetically dribbling down my leg but I don't even care.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Aug 16, 2015 11:01:01 GMT
I've come out with some crazy shit over the years but this is a whole new level of wtf
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Post by Kjones9 on Aug 16, 2015 11:05:35 GMT
When, not if, he takes to the field vs WBA, I'll erupt in a shuddering crescendo of convulsions like Vesuvius on MDMA. The thought of him playing Lucky Pierre between Shaq and Arnie is cock dribblingly tantalising; the only person who'd equal me in the erection section would be Tony over James Chester at rightback. I had a wet dream about him again last night (and I fell out of bed twice). We'd qualified for the regional finals of "Lol Faeces". Basically you stand face to face, poo in your hand, and massage it like shampoo into the other person's hair and say "lol faeces". I mean, mine was just lager and curry slop; but when he stimulated his droppings into my greasy mop, it released a vibrant array of aromas from his athlete's diet. That, in itself, was enough to bring me to climax. I can only hope my tale helps you all along too xx I'm hungover as fuck right now after a wild night of mixing my drinks like a complete pissflap, but that has taken some of the sting out of the typhoon that's attacking my brain case, simply beautiful, I now have semen pathetically dribbling down my leg but I don't even care. How's Bojan coped with your name change? Or is he just glad of the rest.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Aug 16, 2015 11:06:41 GMT
I'm hungover as fuck right now after a wild night of mixing my drinks like a complete pissflap, but that has taken some of the sting out of the typhoon that's attacking my brain case, simply beautiful, I now have semen pathetically dribbling down my leg but I don't even care. How's Bojan coped with your name change? Or is he just glad of the rest. I'm allowed it as long as I let him give me a Dirty Sanchez every Thursday night.
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