There was a real seedy bloke who used to drink in a pub I did who really fancied himself. Was the spit of Rodney Bewes from the Likely Lads and my brother gave him the nickname "Rodney self-abused" which after about a week the whole pub to his annoyance started calling him.
For Not_Nick_H and all the other impoverished bastards that don't buy an The Oatcake (why exactly?!)...
- 'Cos when there's a swarm of people waiting to buy one off the bloke outside the club shop and it's 5 mins to kick off, I'm afraid the Match comes first. If there's time - I always buy one or a AVTAK. For the same reason I always miss the peopel selling the (unofficial, but dinkier) badges as well.
Theres a bloke who always goes into Creation who is the stunt double of Bob Carolgees, in fact one nite while i was in the DJ dock the DJ spotted him and did the spit noise, the guy has clearly heard it before. He didn't look amused! I was ;D
Paul Anthony - ex-Signal Radio rock DJ, used to remind me a bit of Bob Carolgees.