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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 17, 2015 13:59:34 GMT
To the tune of the above. Yarma, Yarma Yarma Yarma Yarma, Yarma-lenko! In other words, the old 90's song of "Lou Lou, Lou Lou Lou Macari!" Hate the way people call it the "Yaya/Kolo song" like it's summat new. We were singing it pretty much the day after 2 Unlimited released it.
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Jul 17, 2015 14:15:51 GMT
To the tune of the above. Yarma, Yarma Yarma Yarma Yarma, Yarma-lenko! In other words, the old 90's song of "Lou Lou, Lou Lou Lou Macari!" Hate the way people call it the "Yaya/Kolo song" like it's summat new. We were singing it pretty much the day after 2 Unlimited released it. Indeed we were. Used to be bloody ace too. Man City will pinch owt but unlike others they try and make out it's their own idea!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2015 14:18:32 GMT
or She's whats known as "High Maintenance", Clive. I'd give her a service, Andy.
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Post by philb on Jul 17, 2015 14:19:02 GMT
or Ooh Zips!!!
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Post by Clayton Wood on Jul 17, 2015 14:20:04 GMT
If Scholes is in Singapore and going for a beer with the gang before kick off according to Ange, who is in Ukraine? Actually thinking about it, less to go wrong this way
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Jul 17, 2015 14:22:55 GMT
If Scholes is in Singapore and going for a beer with the gang before kick off according to Ange, who is in Ukraine? Actually thinking about it, less to go wrong this way There's only two Tony Scholes, two Tony Scholeeeesss! Momo meltdown imminent.
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Post by dutchstokie on Jul 17, 2015 14:27:52 GMT
If Scholes is in Singapore and going for a beer with the gang before kick off according to Ange, who is in Ukraine? Actually thinking about it, less to go wrong this way There's only two Tony Scholes, two Tony Scholeeeesss! Momo meltdown imminent. Get thesen over to Ukraine momo - then you will appreciate just how hard our Chief Executive works for his pittance Momo to Yarmolenko " Oi twat - sign this"
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 17, 2015 14:33:58 GMT
If Scholes is in Singapore and going for a beer with the gang before kick off according to Ange, who is in Ukraine? Actually thinking about it, less to go wrong this way Be interesting to see whether he does turn up for this beer in the morning or not... If he doesn't 'cos he's "elsewhere" then get ready for this thread to explode!
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Jul 17, 2015 14:36:12 GMT
There's only two Tony Scholes, two Tony Scholeeeesss! Momo meltdown imminent. Get thesen over to Ukraine momo - then you will appreciate just how hard our Chief Executive works for his pittance Momo to Yarmolenko " Oi twat - sign this" I have a feeling Momo carries all his business out over a friendly drink or ten... this might be the approach to take. A modern day press-ganging of sorts!
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Post by spartanstokie on Jul 17, 2015 14:40:48 GMT
In other words, the old 90's song of "Lou Lou, Lou Lou Lou Macari!" Hate the way people call it the "Yaya/Kolo song" like it's summat new. We were singing it pretty much the day after 2 Unlimited released it. Indeed we were. Used to be bloody ace too. Man City will pinch owt but unlike others they try and make out it's their own idea! oh yes just ask Crewe Alex and the blue moon song
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Post by Northy on Jul 17, 2015 14:45:57 GMT
If Scholes is in Singapore and going for a beer with the gang before kick off according to Ange, who is in Ukraine? Actually thinking about it, less to go wrong this way The match was on Wednesday, early flight to Ukraine Thursday,a bit of negotiating, sign the deal, then off to downtown kiev for a few vodkas and a tittie bar, plane back on Friday afternoon, jobs a good un Sign me up for CEO
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Post by mattador78 on Jul 17, 2015 14:51:30 GMT
If Scholes is in Singapore and going for a beer with the gang before kick off according to Ange, who is in Ukraine? Actually thinking about it, less to go wrong this way There's only two Tony Scholes, two Tony Scholeeeesss! Momo meltdown imminent. Possibly due to the hostilities in the Ukraine we may be using a doppleganger in Singapore,then hoping Scholes gets wiped out in the conflict. Or going one step further is momo really Scholes less successful twin brother and is now trying to strike out on his own and force through transfers he has made himself on FIFA,hoping its as easy as clicking a button because his dickhead of a brother keeps ballsing it up
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Post by pyrus on Jul 17, 2015 14:52:50 GMT
If Scholes is in Singapore and going for a beer with the gang before kick off according to Ange, who is in Ukraine? Actually thinking about it, less to go wrong this way The match was on Wednesday, early flight to Ukraine Thursday,a bit of negotiating, sign the deal, then off to downtown kiev for a few vodkas and a tittie bar, plane back on Friday afternoon, jobs a good un Sign me up for CEO It brings to mind the drunken bar scene from 'Mike Bassett: England Manager'
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Post by miggo on Jul 17, 2015 14:53:08 GMT
Panic on the pitches of London Panic on the pitches of Birmingham I wonder to myself Could our wing ever be the same again? With lightning feet that you step round I wonder to myself Hopes may rise from here to Meir But Andrey, you're not safe there So you run down To the safety of the crowd But there's Panic on the pitches of Wearside Newcastle, Norwich, Merseyside I wonder to myself
Burn down the Arsenal Hang the blessed Van Gaal Because the football that they constantly play It says nothing to me about my life Oh Yarmolenko! The football you constantly play
With lightning feet that you step round In these six towns that you jog 'round Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko Yarmolenko We need to sign him just for this song alone. Unfortunately this would never take off as good as it is. We are long past the days of original clever long football chants.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jul 17, 2015 14:58:07 GMT
I've been out for the past 4 hours and 7 pages have passed, what bollocks have we learnt?
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Post by stokiejoe on Jul 17, 2015 15:01:46 GMT
I've been out for the past 4 hours and 7 pages have passed, what bollocks have we learnt? His mrs is a stunner but all dutchstokie is bothered about is badgers, must belong to the rspca or similar Sums it up more or less
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Post by rawli on Jul 17, 2015 15:01:51 GMT
Jesus Hates Christ Still not as good as your avatar Algor (you dont have the rest of the movie do you?) P.S. sorry for going all Fornside on you - but the expression is Jesus H Christ. Whoooooosh
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Post by mattador78 on Jul 17, 2015 15:03:39 GMT
I've been out for the past 4 hours and 7 pages have passed, what bollocks have we learnt? His Mrs is fit ,nobody knows where or what Scholes does and that's about it. Oh yeah All the itks have disappeared back to the twittersphere and will be back later to exaggerate all the bullshit they find on there
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Post by liathroid on Jul 17, 2015 15:03:46 GMT
I've been out for the past 4 hours and 7 pages have passed, what bollocks have we learnt? nothing you weren't here
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jul 17, 2015 15:06:28 GMT
I've been out for the past 4 hours and 7 pages have passed, what bollocks have we learnt? nothing you weren't here
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Post by realstokebloke on Jul 17, 2015 15:06:43 GMT
Last four hour report:
I've been forced to ponder the vexing question:
since when were badgers bald?
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Post by mattador78 on Jul 17, 2015 15:07:00 GMT
I've been out for the past 4 hours and 7 pages have passed, what bollocks have we learnt? His mrs is a stunner but all dutchstokie is bothered about is badgers, must belong to the rspca or similar Sums it up more or less When I was doing my basic training in the army a lad I was with got attacked by a badger after falling down its set on a night training exercise. Vicious bastard they can be (badgers that is not dutchstokie dont know him well enough to comment on his parentage)
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Post by mattador78 on Jul 17, 2015 15:08:16 GMT
Last four hour report:
I've been forced to ponder the vexing question:
since when were badgers bald? If you shave one but I can imagine its a struggle getting them sit still
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Post by liathroid on Jul 17, 2015 15:12:12 GMT
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Post by FullerMagic on Jul 17, 2015 15:19:20 GMT
I've been out for the past 4 hours and 7 pages have passed, what bollocks have we learnt? Nothing! Haven't really seen much to suggest there's anything in it. And that bullshitting, Stoke-hating Ukrainian twitter account is adamant it's bull, as you'd expect. Mind you he also seems to think S'land paid 24m euros for Lens!
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Post by watcher on Jul 17, 2015 15:21:35 GMT
I'm guessing this has been leaked by their end again? Trying to up the price? Have we been here before? Can we be arsed? If true I hope it comes off so let's all strap in for a bumpy ride
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Post by Northy on Jul 17, 2015 15:21:49 GMT
The match was on Wednesday, early flight to Ukraine Thursday,a bit of negotiating, sign the deal, then off to downtown kiev for a few vodkas and a tittie bar, plane back on Friday afternoon, jobs a good un Sign me up for CEO It brings to mind the drunken bar scene from 'Mike Bassett: England Manager' I've never seen that film, sounds like a good manager
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Post by jezzascfc on Jul 17, 2015 15:23:34 GMT
If Scholes is in Singapore, then we stand a chance with this one!! Time for Cartwright to unfurl the enormity of Coates' *uh-hum* spending power, slap it on the Dynamo desk and let them gawp in amazement.
13.5m quid?!?!??! Cor lummy, we 're entering the big leagues now.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2015 15:23:52 GMT
To the tune of Culture Club Karma Chameleon
Yarma -Yarma - Yarma - Yarma - Yarma - Yarmolenko He comes and scores and he comes and scores We love you so much you´re in my dreams They are wet dreams, they are wet dreams.
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Post by Han Solo on Jul 17, 2015 15:29:24 GMT
I can't see it happening for the same reasons we had with Kono we'll get used again to bump the price up. The only way it could happen is if we give a 48 hour deadline for both player and club to avoid stringing us along.
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