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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 10:57:18 GMT
How come no-one picked up on the fact he's injured and struggling to walk at the minute? Who? If it wasn't so potentially serious for Stoke I'd find it all more amusing. Two weeks to recover though it seems, so the only concern is a possible delay and other clubs swooping in. “Andriy has soft tissues injury, bruise and numerous grazes, groin concussion and rectus muscle hurt”, - informed Dynamo doctor Leonid Myronov. On August 5 Andriy Yarmolenko had a medical examination. - I’m sure that Taison injured me deliberately, - told Andriy. - Did you realize that the injury is serious at once? - I’ve never experienced such a sharp pain. Brazilians taped on each other’s head. No one apologized after the game. - What do doctors say about your recovery? - It’s difficult for me to walk at the moment. Doctors haven’t told anything yet. www.fcdynamo.kiev.ua/en/news/andrey_yarmolenko_ya_uveren_chto_tayson_spetsialno_khotel_nanesti_mne_travmu/
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Aug 9, 2014 10:57:36 GMT
Yarmolenko. He's a few weeks away from fitness? Would he pass a medical with groin concussion and rectus muscle damage That shouldn't stop him passing a medical - a scan should indicate whether a full recovery is expected or not. Providing our insurers are willing to give us cover in case he doesn't regain full fitness, there shouldn't be a problem. If he is injured with an injury which might take a few weeks to clear that might help us, as Champion's League clubs might steer clear if he was not available for the early group matches.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Aug 9, 2014 10:58:44 GMT
I know and me. I'm just very sceptical. Stoke haven't seriously chased/signed players of this quality since 1974. I feel like I'm in a time warp. I think it's the fact that as a throw away line at the end of his post he hinted that Redmond was close to signing gives him a bit of credence. Unless I've missed it, this is the first I've seen of any deal with him, other than the generic 'Redmond' thread we've had running all summer. Now the slp boys are all over it confirming it's 'close' as if it's been common knowledge. Perhaps it's that time warp again and I've missed a whole week's Oatcake. Slplee posted Wednesday night/ Thursday that Redmonds agents had been in talks at the club Wednesday afternoon. Ok. I missed it. In that case I agree, this Yarmolenko malarky is made up bollocks.
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Post by Clayton Wood on Aug 9, 2014 10:59:49 GMT
If you look at the Kyiv Post the article is dated 6th August 2013.
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Post by scfcno1fan on Aug 9, 2014 11:00:03 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 11:00:09 GMT
How the hell has he pulled his groin and done damage to his anus?
I know those video's show him as being light on his feet but bloody hell!
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Post by scfcno1fan on Aug 9, 2014 11:00:33 GMT
If you look at the Kyiv Post the article is dated 6th August 2013. Damn you claytonwood.
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Post by trigger on Aug 9, 2014 11:02:26 GMT
Contusion specialist in Switzerland, Stoke insisting before deal finalized.
Fits the precise details previously posted.
Plot thickens.
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Post by Clayton Wood on Aug 9, 2014 11:03:53 GMT
If you look at the Kyiv Post the article is dated 6th August 2013. Damn you claytonwood. Must have been a hell of an Anus Horribilis if it's taken 12 months to heal
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Aug 9, 2014 11:05:34 GMT
So has he got concussion of the groin and a sore arse or what?
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Post by scfcno1fan on Aug 9, 2014 11:06:48 GMT
Such a great thread this is.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Aug 9, 2014 11:07:25 GMT
Shotton has been asked about a move to Gaza, he just walked off chuntering about chicken and fishing rods.....
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Post by Jimm on Aug 9, 2014 11:10:23 GMT
??? There goes my attempt at trying to be clever
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Post by neddy on Aug 9, 2014 11:11:12 GMT
Bar steward
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Aug 9, 2014 11:13:30 GMT
??? There goes my attempt at trying to be clever Don't worry the phrase 'groin concussion' will live long in Oatcake folklore.
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Post by stokiejoe on Aug 9, 2014 11:17:50 GMT
How the hell has he pulled his groin and done damage to his anus? I know those video's show him as being light on his feet but bloody hell! you've lead a sheltered life!
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Post by unknown182 on Aug 9, 2014 11:19:58 GMT
Is it time for an irrational pessimistic post yet? Has he not signed yet?. We've been tracking him for about 12 hours and we've not heard anything back yet. I think it's time we moved on guys. It's obvious he's hanging around waiting for better offers. That's not the kind of personality we want in our dressing room etc. etc.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Aug 9, 2014 11:20:53 GMT
How the hell has he pulled his groin and done damage to his anus? I know those video's show him as being light on his feet but bloody hell! you've lead a sheltered life! Yes the video's I've seen show it's perfectly possible
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 11:21:16 GMT
How the hell has he pulled his groin and done damage to his anus? I know those video's show him as being light on his feet but bloody hell! you've lead a sheltered life! Yes thankfully ive never ripped an anus and given my groin concussion.
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Aug 9, 2014 11:22:15 GMT
you've lead a sheltered life! Yes the video's I've seen show it's perfectly possible Using a cucumber in some instances
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 11:23:45 GMT
How people can so easily fall for a post by some wind-up merchant with 3 posts is genuinely beyond me i know it was well written but christ!
anyways it would be truly amazing to get this fella but I don't see it happening at all
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Aug 9, 2014 11:24:45 GMT
Yes the video's I've seen show it's perfectly possible Using a cucumber in some instances You saw that one as well
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Post by scfcno1fan on Aug 9, 2014 11:27:28 GMT
How people can so easily fall for a post by some wind-up merchant with 3 posts is genuinely beyond me i know it was well written but christ! anyways it would be truly amazing to get this fella but I don't see it happening at all 100% this. However this thread IMO has already amassed legendary status, which dampens the blow of it all being based on a myth (the original poster that is). I can also feel another Bojan thread coming on.
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Post by ebbenflo on Aug 9, 2014 11:28:25 GMT
FC Dynamo Kyiv will face FC Olimpik Donetsk within the UPL matchday 3. The game will start on August 9 at 19:30 at the NSC Olimpiyskyi. Dynamo: overcoming squad problems The start of current season was a success for the White-Blues. After home victory against FC Vorskla Poltava they defeated FC Metalist Kharkiv away. Still Serhiy Rebrov can’t count on some first team regulars yet. Two players picked up injuries in the previous match: Aleksandar Dragovic and Andriy Yarmolenko. It’s still not clear whether they’ll be able to feature against FC Olimpik Donetsk. Serhiy Rybalka won’t take the field due to suspension. On the other hand Benoit Tremoulinas and Denys Harmash have rejoined the team. Miguel will miss about two weeks because of injury he suffered at the training session. Jeremain Lens has already joined Kyivans, but he still works individually.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 11:31:46 GMT
I'm usually pretty positive about possible transfers and start believing it's happening when it's confirmed the player is having a medical...but for me this one is too big, won't be able to believe it until he's holding the home shirt!
I can dream though right?
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Post by stokiejoe on Aug 9, 2014 11:33:33 GMT
Using a cucumber in some instances You saw that one as well typical Stokie downmarket approach never heard of courgettes
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Post by scfcno1fan on Aug 9, 2014 11:34:12 GMT
I'm usually pretty positive about possible transfers and start believing it's happening when it's confirmed the player is having a medical...but for me this one is too big, won't be able to believe it until he's holding the home shirt! I can dream though right? As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, this would be a ground breaking signing. However, at this moment in time I am making sure that I stay far from immersed in this saga (despite my numerous posts on this thread) and believe nothing.
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Post by ebbenflo on Aug 9, 2014 11:35:09 GMT
FROM THE DYNAMO KIEV WEBSITE
Expecting DRAGOVIC and YARMOLENKO to recover by UPL match against Olimpik
Two FC Dynamo Kyiv performers picked up injuries as the White-Blues faced FC Metalist Kharkiv within the UPL matchday 2 – Dragovic and Yarmolenko.
Aleksandar has suffered muscle injury and was substituted after the first half. Medical examination has proved that he has this kind of problem. Dragovic will have to work individually for a day or two. After that he will rejoin his teammates. Andriy Yarmolenko has got a hip bruise and big hematoma as a result of Kharkiv side performers' rough play. He’ll also train with some restrictions for some time.
Anyway if Dragovic and Yarmolenko recover according to the plan they'll be able to take the field against FC Olimpik Donetsk.
WE WILL KNOW LATER TODAY WHEN THEY PICK THE TEAM WHETHER HE IS FIT OR NOT.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2014 11:35:22 GMT
I'm usually pretty positive about possible transfers and start believing it's happening when it's confirmed the player is having a medical...but for me this one is too big, won't be able to believe it until he's holding the home shirt! I can dream though right? As I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, this would be a ground breaking signing. However, at this moment in time I am making sure that I stay far from immersed in this saga (despite my numerous posts on this thread) and believe nothing. Well I believe. I'm just going upstairs for some groin concussion.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Aug 9, 2014 11:37:50 GMT
How people can so easily fall for a post by some wind-up merchant with 3 posts is genuinely beyond me i know it was well written but christ! anyways it would be truly amazing to get this fella but I don't see it happening at all So is it a wind up or not? Your first sentence quite categorically states it is. Your second then qualifies that by saying it would be good but you don't see it happening. If it's a wind up it clearly WONT happen will it? Come on is it bollocks or not?
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