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Post by This is the year on May 25, 2014 22:11:11 GMT
Mine would be breaking my wrist against villa away in our 1st season up.
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Post by terrorofturfmoor on May 25, 2014 22:15:26 GMT
Miss aiming while having a bit with the wife while Stoke were on MotD
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 25, 2014 22:27:27 GMT
Sore feet walking to Manchester.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2014 22:30:52 GMT
Fell arse over tit at Plymouth away. Tried be clever and hop over a smallish wall
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Post by miltonstokie on May 25, 2014 23:00:32 GMT
Jumped at a goal celebtation ... Blacked my girlfriends eye. Needless to say , she never came another match
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Post by Stoke711 on May 25, 2014 23:27:21 GMT
Mine would be breaking my wrist against villa away in our 1st season up. I got dragged over the back of seat that game, when we made it 2-2 and my mate got punched in the mouth, great mental.
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Post by dobing1863 on May 26, 2014 4:25:52 GMT
Sore feet walking to Manchester. Was that in the sixties?
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Post by bubbleblower on May 26, 2014 7:28:04 GMT
Didn't get hurt myself but villa away first season up I dragged a bloke over the back of his seat and punched his m8 in the eye, that will teach them to jump up and celebrate ????
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2014 8:21:36 GMT
Didn't get hurt myself but villa away first season up I dragged a bloke over the back of his seat and punched his m8 in the eye, that will teach them to jump up and celebrate ???? Brilliant
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Post by Stoke711 on May 26, 2014 8:53:20 GMT
Didn't get hurt myself but villa away first season up I dragged a bloke over the back of his seat and punched his m8 in the eye, that will teach them to jump up and celebrate ???? Lmao!!
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Post by bagpuss1863 on May 26, 2014 9:03:08 GMT
A few days before Christmas I got back from a game having had a few. I went to the kitchen and poured myself a pint of water ....Couldn't have been that pissed if I was already thinking of the morning hangover!!.....but on my way across the living room I suddenly had a full pissed up stagger which I could not rectify. I went flying through the Christmas tree and banged my head on the corner of the tele. My better half found me on all fours with blood pouring from my head surrounded by tinsel and baubles, glass still in hand (I had hardly spilt a drop....must of thought it was full of lager) The next day cost me £120 on a new tree and decorations 2 days before Christmas.
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Post by str8outtahampton on May 26, 2014 9:07:19 GMT
FA Cup semi final at Hillsborough, 1971. The game which defined the phrase "defeat snatched from the jaws of victory". A lifetime of flashbacks, insomnia, alcohol-induced oblivion, expensive counselling and PTSD.
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Post by dazzler on May 26, 2014 9:07:37 GMT
No injury to myself but smashed my mate in the nose and sent blood everywhere when whelan scored the winner at spurs
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 26, 2014 9:09:23 GMT
Nearly killed a guy at Upton Park in August, me and two others fell forward onto this guy whose neck went between the seats in front.
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Post by sirgreenhoff on May 26, 2014 9:13:24 GMT
At the Brit' - I've punched my son in the eye a few times when having a nice mental !
At the Vic' - I used to stand towards the back on the Left Side. But for one game I decided to stand right at the back. We scored & I had a mental, as you do, and I jumped and twatted my head on an RSJ - I dropped like a sack of crap and was dizzy for a few hour after.
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Post by bathstoke on May 26, 2014 9:27:15 GMT
At the Brit' - I've punched my son in the eye a few times when having a nice mental ! At the Vic' - I used to stand towards the back on the Left Side. But for one game I decided to stand right at the back. We scored & I had a mental, as you do, and I jumped and twatted my head on an RSJ - I dropped like a sack of crap and was dizzy for a few hour after. What are you talking about,"punched my son in the eye a few times!?!"
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Post by wrighter on May 26, 2014 9:27:53 GMT
Running for my train after WHU last season Walking along the toepath by the canal i came off exit one too early, found myself on a busy dual carriage way, but could see the station Ran like fcuk, fell ass over tit, cut my head open [on Warfarin so bleed like a pig] cut my hands and found out in A&E next day id broken 2 fingers !!+ black eye Back to work this Thurs[29th] been off 10 weeks
ps caught my train, lucky a nurse was in the same carriage who bandaged me up
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Post by viewfromthecrowsnest on May 26, 2014 9:28:27 GMT
When we were in the Championship wearing those Puma kits, a Tuesday match, I was sitting on the aisle. Akinbiyi scored vs Ipswich, I charged down block 25 steps, a bloke jumped into the aisle and I smashed into him head on. Had meself a cracked rib!!
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Post by ST5-POTTER on May 26, 2014 9:35:33 GMT
Elbowed my mate in the chest when Whelan scored at Spurs away. My mate went grey I thought I'd killed him. Right in his heart apparently And although I'd already done the damage (broken leg) I went Rotherham away circa 2001 and lost one of my crutches when we scored lol. Hobbled back.
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Post by sirgreenhoff on May 26, 2014 9:43:57 GMT
At the Brit' - I've punched my son in the eye a few times when having a nice mental ! At the Vic' - I used to stand towards the back on the Left Side. But for one game I decided to stand right at the back. We scored & I had a mental, as you do, and I jumped and twatted my head on an RSJ - I dropped like a sack of crap and was dizzy for a few hour after. What are you talking about,"punched my son in the eye a few times!?!" Should point out it has been on separate occasions !! I love him really !!
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2014 9:47:59 GMT
I've just got the usual scraped shins etc.
Surprised that I've not had worse though. Once I got launched on my a group of lads behind me in a mental. I understandably went flying with absolutely no control of my destination. Luckily for me there was an old woman to break my fall.
Yes, I did spend the rest of the game apologising.
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Post by buddha on May 26, 2014 11:18:06 GMT
Tore ankle ligaments celebrating a sammy mcilroy goal against brighton in 83 . Was in boothen paddock when I jumped when we scored turned my ankle over on next step below .
Sent from my GT-I9300 using proboards
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Post by skemstokie on May 26, 2014 11:20:35 GMT
Met the wife
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Post by maninasuitcase on May 26, 2014 11:24:57 GMT
Got caught in the eye by my mate and it turn my eye lid inside out. Scared the fuck out of me.
Plenty of shin damage too.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 26, 2014 16:43:43 GMT
Sore feet walking to Manchester. Was that in the sixties? Sure was,a game v The Shit.
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Post by skip on May 26, 2014 16:58:49 GMT
In the mid 80s as a 14/15 year old, went to a mid week game - all football should be played under floodlights, but anyway - with my mate. It was pretty nippy and at half time I treated myself to a steak and kidney pie which as per usual, had been heated to volcanic temperatures. Just after half time, I took one bite, one of those bites that lets a funnel of steam come whooshing out of the crust. Within no more than a few minutes of the second half starting, we scored, as I jumped to punch the air, I inadvertently launched my super hot pie hurtling into the air and it came down, like a catherine wheel made of gravy, straight down the neck of a bloke in front. Right down the neck of his sheepskin coat.
I dare not mention the game, nor whereabouts I was in the ground for fear for a 30 year retrospective compensation claim for burns.
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Post by chigstoke on May 26, 2014 16:59:41 GMT
At the Brit' - I've punched my son in the eye a few times when having a nice mental ! At the Vic' - I used to stand towards the back on the Left Side. But for one game I decided to stand right at the back. We scored & I had a mental, as you do, and I jumped and twatted my head on an RSJ - I dropped like a sack of crap and was dizzy for a few hour after. *dials 999*
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Post by arniepieinthesky on May 26, 2014 17:43:59 GMT
Never hurt myself, but I did punch my mate when Fuller put us 1-0 up against Hull in our second season up
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Post by Silkystoke on May 26, 2014 17:47:20 GMT
It was'nt Stoke, but when i moved to Torquay donkey's years ago, i followed them for a couple of season, in one game they scored the winner in the last minute, my mate dared me to run on the pitch and celebrate with the scorer, so i jump over the boarding, ran onto the pitch and chased after the scorer, i could hear the fans laughing as the stewards chased me around the pitch... anyway, one metre away from the scorer a slipped and rugby tackled him and he went down like a sack of shit..!!! he called me a silly twat and told me to get off, he was subbed 3 minutes later and missed the next 2 games thru injury, i was hated by the Torquay fans, shouted at and spat at... Never went again..!!!
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Post by Boothen on May 26, 2014 18:16:48 GMT
Broke my nose by walking into one those huge red wooden gates they used to have on the old Boothen End.
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