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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Feb 13, 2014 12:50:25 GMT
I think we ought to get a list going of Stafford's favourite Welshmen. I'll start. No.1 - Mark Hughes No.2 - Tony Pulis.  and i'm going to take a guess that TP is the only welshman in his book that DOESN'T fall into the category of "Fucking sheep shaggers" To be honest I wasn't even slating hughes in this. It's the inbred cunts that follow these teams in the English leagues yet like to sing anti English songs. It is my opinion and if a bunch of mard arses on a message board don't like like it well it's just tough shit really. |
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Post by hollybush on Feb 13, 2014 12:52:57 GMT
and i'm going to take a guess that TP is the only welshman in his book that DOESN'T fall into the category of "Fucking sheep shaggers" To be honest I wasn't even slating hughes in this. It's the inbred cunts that follow these teams in the English leagues yet like to sing anti English songs. It is my opinion and if a bunch of mard arses on a message board don't like like it well it's just tough shit really. Yet you're not being a mardarse for being upset by their songs. Poor ickle oo!! |
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Feb 13, 2014 12:54:51 GMT
To be honest I wasn't even slating hughes in this. It's the inbred cunts that follow these teams in the English leagues yet like to sing anti English songs. It is my opinion and if a bunch of mard arses on a message board don't like like it well it's just tough shit really. Yet you're not being a mardarse for being upset by their songs. Poor ickle oo!!  |
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Post by bert on Feb 13, 2014 12:56:37 GMT
and i'm going to take a guess that TP is the only welshman in his book that DOESN'T fall into the category of "Fucking sheep shaggers" To be honest I wasn't even slating hughes in this. It's the inbred cunts that follow these teams in the English leagues yet like to sing anti English songs. It is my opinion and if a bunch of mard arses on a message board don't like like it well it's just tough shit really. I've said it before, but it really helps if you watch this link and then read stafford's post in clone Brian's voice. I've always imagined this is how Stafford sounds in real life. |
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Feb 13, 2014 12:59:17 GMT
To be honest I wasn't even slating hughes in this. It's the inbred cunts that follow these teams in the English leagues yet like to sing anti English songs. It is my opinion and if a bunch of mard arses on a message board don't like like it well it's just tough shit really. I've said it before, but it really helps if you watch this link and then read stafford's post in clone Brian's voice. I've always imagined this is how Stafford sounds in real life.  Funny gay. |
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Post by simoncox1 on Feb 13, 2014 13:29:56 GMT
and i'm going to take a guess that TP is the only welshman in his book that DOESN'T fall into the category of "Fucking sheep shaggers" To be honest I wasn't even slating hughes in this. It's the inbred cunts that follow these teams in the English leagues yet like to sing anti English songs. It is my opinion and if a bunch of mard arses on a message board don't like like it well it's just tough shit really. You belong in the dark ages. Your about a 100 years too late to start complaining on their place in the English leagues. The people who follow swansea in Stoke on a February Tuesday night are the die hard core that define an away following just like our lot who went there on a Sunday evening. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2014 13:37:37 GMT
I've said it before, but it really helps if you watch this link and then read stafford's post in clone Brian's voice. I've always imagined this is how Stafford sounds in real life. Funny gay. homophobe  |
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Post by heavysoul on Feb 13, 2014 13:43:37 GMT
Obviously a lot going on in Swansea that they have to find news from elsewhere ?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2014 13:45:05 GMT
Obviously a lot going on in Swansea that they have to find news from elsewhere ? and obviously so much going on in Stoke that we have to create a thread about some "Non-news"  |
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Feb 13, 2014 15:09:10 GMT
Haven't managed to get on today at all but this is rather bizarre. First off, should I be receiving a large sum of money shortly, considering that I (A know-nothing football supporter) managed to create the most accurate report and summary of the evening's match in their newspaper in one knee-jerk, overzealous and quite frankly over the top post? Thanks for the offer stokeramblers, but I'd rather not take part in that excuse for entertainment to be honest. (Unless Chico Flores was in there, of course. For obvious reasons.) Honorary mentions must go out to the editor, who has clearly no grasp of the use of sarcasm. I thank him very much for his 'witty' comments and his animated pictorial tribute, which clearly demonstrated my apparent anger for those in Swansea who are not capable of reading. Oh and those in the comments section, who sarcastically commented on my lack of articulation, even though not one of the 'commentors' were even capable of paragraphing correctly, if at all. Other than that, I'd like to thank my family and friends, my fellow Oatcakers, the five or so Swansea supporters who made the journey, my pet rock Gary and Chico Flores- All of whom made this possible.  |
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Feb 13, 2014 15:35:07 GMT
And one more thing. This is the caption which the 'editor' put under the photograph at the top. Tempers flare on the pitch at Stoke v Swansea City in the Premier League, but one Stoke fan was getting very cross off it.Is this seriously a professional article? You only had to write a couple of lines as I did the hard work for you and you still manage to mess it up! |
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Post by cpnoatcake on Feb 13, 2014 16:32:58 GMT
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Feb 13, 2014 16:52:54 GMT
thankyou.  You know this means that our local paper is just as crap and useless as theirs! |
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Post by georgeberrysafro on Feb 13, 2014 17:19:58 GMT
An oatcake legend is born. Top stuff and top rant. Get him signed up for guest rants in the Oatcake and Duck magazines. |
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Post by scarlet on Feb 13, 2014 18:32:30 GMT
Well done stokie joe for provoking a reaction from their rag which shows that they are actually proud to have a team of cheating diving play actors. Sad bunch aren't they.
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Feb 13, 2014 18:42:52 GMT
I reckon you've hit a nerve there, Joe.
<<doffs cap>>
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Feb 13, 2014 18:49:25 GMT
I reckon you've hit a nerve there, Joe. <<doffs cap>> I hope I have, Jamo. |
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Post by chigstoke on Feb 13, 2014 18:59:19 GMT
Your extensive use of Piss Off in that rant had me in stitches, Joe. A legend is born.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2014 19:51:04 GMT
“In conclusion, this absolute disgrace of a 'football club' are a joke. An embarrassment to themselves. An embarrassment to their fans. An embarrassment to the premierleague. But most of all an embarrassment to football. Promoting the type of cheating across the globe which they d is unforgivable. The sooner they are relegated and go back to where they belong in the lower divisions the better."
I'm sorry but I think less of everyone who praises the OP and doesn't realise what a cunt he is for writing/thinking this.
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Post by chattyladypotter on Feb 13, 2014 20:18:05 GMT
“In conclusion, this absolute disgrace of a 'football club' are a joke. An embarrassment to themselves. An embarrassment to their fans. An embarrassment to the premierleague. But most of all an embarrassment to football. Promoting the type of cheating across the globe which they d is unforgivable. The sooner they are relegated and go back to where they belong in the lower divisions the better." I'm sorry but I think less of everyone who praises the OP and doesn't realise what a cunt he is for writing/thinking this. I thought it was quite funny lighten up  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2014 20:25:33 GMT
“In conclusion, this absolute disgrace of a 'football club' are a joke. An embarrassment to themselves. An embarrassment to their fans. An embarrassment to the premierleague. But most of all an embarrassment to football. Promoting the type of cheating across the globe which they d is unforgivable. The sooner they are relegated and go back to where they belong in the lower divisions the better." I'm sorry but I think less of everyone who praises the OP and doesn't realise what a cunt he is for writing/thinking this. Are you being serious! |
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Post by stokiejoeofalsager on Feb 13, 2014 21:50:35 GMT
“In conclusion, this absolute disgrace of a 'football club' are a joke. An embarrassment to themselves. An embarrassment to their fans. An embarrassment to the premierleague. But most of all an embarrassment to football. Promoting the type of cheating across the globe which they d is unforgivable. The sooner they are relegated and go back to where they belong in the lower divisions the better." I'm sorry but I think less of everyone who praises the OP and doesn't realise what a cunt he is for writing/thinking this. Thanks alot. Although, I must defend Stokeramblers as it was not he who hath written this. Twas me. |
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Post by scfc2014 on Feb 13, 2014 22:16:57 GMT
Are they all as racist as you in Stafford?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2014 23:22:58 GMT
“In conclusion, this absolute disgrace of a 'football club' are a joke. An embarrassment to themselves. An embarrassment to their fans. An embarrassment to the premierleague. But most of all an embarrassment to football. Promoting the type of cheating across the globe which they d is unforgivable. The sooner they are relegated and go back to where they belong in the lower divisions the better." I'm sorry but I think less of everyone who praises the OP and doesn't realise what a cunt he is for writing/thinking this. Are you being serious! Ye I'm deadly serious. How could we, of all supporters, make statements like "The sooner they are relegated and go back to where they belong in the lower divisions the better." Don't forget this is the same tripe that has been levelled at us for so long by supporters of bigger clubs. Who the fuck is anyone to attempt to deny the loyal supporters of another club their place in the sun!? I read it and I cringed and I'm disappointed that nobody else picked up on it because it's a sign that we are becoming what we should hate. |
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Feb 14, 2014 0:05:56 GMT
Are they all as racist as you in Stafford? Care to explain? |
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Post by simoncox1 on Feb 14, 2014 2:00:11 GMT
The fact this has got media coverage is sad. We are just playing into what the media thinks of us as spiteful angry fans that have the hump with everyone. Even worse that everyone is lauding it.
Chico blasting is fair, he is unanimously hated and should get out of our game but the rest is embarrassing. Swansea play their way and to be honest their tippy tappy stuff gets them nowhere most of the time, at least they are different to watch than most.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2014 9:49:05 GMT
it's a new angry, bad-assed Pottermouth for the 21st Century!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2014 14:23:46 GMT
Ye I'm deadly serious. How could we, of all supporters, make statements like "The sooner they are relegated and go back to where they belong in the lower divisions the better." Don't forget this is the same tripe that has been levelled at us for so long by supporters of bigger clubs. Who the fuck is anyone to attempt to deny the loyal supporters of another club their place in the sun!? I read it and I cringed and I'm disappointed that nobody else picked up on it because it's a sign that we are becoming what we should hate. With respect, and I mean that, you're in danger of being as OTT as Stokiejoe but in the opposite direction. It's very clear that what Stokejoe was most pissed off about, in the immediate aftermath of the match, adrenalin come-down etc. was the cheating that Swansea were up to non-stop. They were doing all of the things that he included in his rant, he didn't make it up. Contrast that with our approach under Pulis, yes we were big & ugly and people hate us for that but we were never cheats, if anyone dived they were roundly bollocked for it, and we have never gone around demanding cards for opposition players. We haven't changed much in that respect under Hughes I'm pleased to say. Cheats prosper in this league and that is wrong, we saw Swansea outplay us in the 2nd half on Wednesday but they disgraced themselves in my view with their cheating so I'm with Stokejoe, all cheats should be banned from this league. That includes half the Swansea team, half the Arsenal team, half the Newcastle team plus the usual suspects Suarez, Rooney, Van Persie and too many others. Sadly it won't happen but for me Stokiejoe has a point. Scholargreenstokie, not cringing |
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You know this means that our local paper is just as crap and useless as theirs!
