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Post by spitthedog on Aug 21, 2013 15:32:16 GMT
At this stage, none of the players are black. Something to work on in training? I know Mark Hughes has managed to transform our playing style in a matter of weeks, but I think this might just be out of his reach.
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Post by StokieBoy31 on Aug 21, 2013 15:36:17 GMT
;D
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Post by gb on Aug 21, 2013 15:44:07 GMT
Is that The Original Greasy Spoon ?
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Post by podolipotter on Aug 21, 2013 15:51:05 GMT
Erasurebot Cafe - with branches in Paris, Berlin, Washington, Rome, London and Middlewich............................. errmmmmmm.
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Post by harryburrows on Aug 21, 2013 16:57:19 GMT
"At this stage, none of the players are black." Please let us know immediately if any of the players change colour - then dial 999 and ask for an ambulance. Wait till they try his chilli
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Post by harryburrows on Aug 21, 2013 17:00:04 GMT
The café is on beaconside technology park. Its very high end. I don't own it but the staff say I act like I do, I am regular. we get a lot of Stoke players in because Addy Akinbye owns a car wash nearbye I know its called panicbye car wash
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 17:02:00 GMT
Hahahahahaha. In a dire window, this lifts spirits.
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Post by stokemanusa on Aug 21, 2013 17:09:34 GMT
This is great. Classic Staffordshire itk. Haha me and mar lady were in tha cafe hahaha
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 17:24:22 GMT
Best post for ages , Someone make it a sticky
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2013 17:59:20 GMT
Hi guys, I know a lot don't believe my rubbish but what ive just seen, Ive have no idea. As you know, my café is a business in Stafford, out of the way so its hard to get to. There are 3 players in there in there with their straps on. One is Man Utd, One is Blackpool and one is foreign. All the players are meeting with representatives from Stoke City - they are discussing finance and looking at youtube videos. I did ask the guys in the suits but they said they were lawnmower salesmen, this sounds dodgy to me. If anyone can get down and take a pic, I can prove you right. At this stage, none of the players are black.will keep you posted when I get there That line there is pure class!
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Aug 21, 2013 18:02:03 GMT
...and you thought the best comedy was at the Edinburgh Fringe this week!
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Post by johnnysoul60 on Aug 21, 2013 18:24:10 GMT
They are getting some snapping on the way to Norwich and Southampton
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Post by smudger46 on Aug 21, 2013 19:05:49 GMT
Hithere, Its not the tasty pantry, they are a café, the café is more of a bistro. its near to there though, they are all gone now. They left in normal cars oh my god ive looked outside and I have a normal car there it has 4 wheels which I think makes it normal. p.s. I am not black yet
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Post by lastoftheldk on Aug 21, 2013 21:01:32 GMT
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Post by SteveWyman on Aug 21, 2013 21:28:43 GMT
so basically some blokes who drove normal cars, stopped for a cuppa at your cafe....well done erasurebot that's almost an anecdote!!! MMLC, please pay attention. The cafe isn't a cafe. It's a bistro. They must have had chai...
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Post by musik on Aug 21, 2013 22:02:01 GMT
Three men selling strap-ons and sit down to watch porn in a café.
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Post by stokemanusa on Aug 21, 2013 22:06:31 GMT
As the dire state of the transfer window I keep coming in here to read that line haha...
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Post by terryconroyslegs on Aug 21, 2013 22:23:47 GMT
Absolute genius. Makes Karl Pilkington look like an amateur.
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Post by turbosystems on Aug 22, 2013 0:28:08 GMT
Oi Hughsy do ya want black ones or white as the black ones are double the fackin price.........Much Love.Attachment Deleted
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Aug 22, 2013 1:13:48 GMT
Oh my chest! It's extremely difficult to respond either pertinently or co-herently. Still guffawing. Words fail me..
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2013 1:25:05 GMT
Hi guys, I know a lot don't believe my rubbish but what ive just seen, Ive have no idea. As you know, my café is a business in Stafford, out of the way so its hard to get to. There are 3 players in there in there with their straps on. One is Man Utd, One is Blackpool and one is foreign. All the players are meeting with representatives from Stoke City - they are discussing finance and looking at youtube videos. I did ask the guys in the suits but they said they were lawnmower salesmen, this sounds dodgy to me. If anyone can get down and take a pic, I can prove you right. At this stage, none of the players are black. will keep you posted when I get there fking brilliant But, to be seriarse for a moment; I need a new mower. Please ask if they have a ride-on, pictures appreciated (not fussed on colour, so the black thing isn't an issue) Keep up the good work, Mr Bot!
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Post by beerspiller on Aug 22, 2013 10:10:19 GMT
Ersaurebot a legend. Not been in your establishment for a while but see you are well and at the centre of transfer activities as normal. I think you should keep your true identity under wraps in case the SKY transfer desk 'boys' pay a visit to introduce you to the fishes. But if the SKY girls come give me a shout
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Post by ersaurebot 1, 000, 000 views on Aug 22, 2013 11:39:21 GMT
im doing my best mate!! Ha Ha! Hope your ok!
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Post by Clem Fandango on Sept 3, 2013 20:03:46 GMT
so the lawnmower salesmen never showed up again?
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Post by foxysgloves on Sept 3, 2013 20:09:24 GMT
Great stuff.
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Post by gothicstokelover on Sept 3, 2013 20:18:02 GMT
Fucks sake, why do I waste my time reading the oatcake these days. Because it can be stupidly addictive...Especially during transfer windows
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