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Post by bigdog on Apr 17, 2008 20:35:04 GMT
Doctor doctor I can't feel my feet..............why.............because i dont have any hands
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Post by bigdog on Apr 17, 2008 20:39:11 GMT
Went to get a season ticket for the vale. I asked where to go and this guy gave me directions. He said I would see two queues but dont join the big one because that one was for the chippy
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Post by chinesedave on Apr 17, 2008 20:39:38 GMT
Knock...knock...knock...knock...knock......................................................................knock............................knock.....................................................knock.................. on Old Bill knocking on Mark Speight's door last wick-end...
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Post by bigdog on Apr 17, 2008 20:40:34 GMT
How many vale fans can you get on a bike? All of them
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 17, 2008 20:42:45 GMT
I went to get a Vale season ticket and asked when they played. They asked when could I make it.....
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 17, 2008 21:39:31 GMT
Knock knock
Who's there?
The interrupting cow
The interupting cow "Moooooo" who?
(Probably best read out aloud with a partner doing the red bits)
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Post by jonesinamillion on Apr 17, 2008 21:43:57 GMT
Went to a duck do the other day....
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Post by boothenendboy on Apr 17, 2008 21:45:33 GMT
who keeps fucking knocking on my door?
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 17, 2008 21:57:23 GMT
Went to a duck do the other day.... Did he charge you or say just stick it on my bill?
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Post by jonesinamillion on Apr 17, 2008 21:58:44 GMT
neither
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 17, 2008 22:00:30 GMT
How do you make a duck sing?
Put it in the oven and wait until it's Bill Withers.
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Post by jonesinamillion on Apr 17, 2008 22:07:23 GMT
Went to a duck do the other day.... Why, what's a duck do? QUACK QUACK. (no-body fell for my bait )
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Apr 17, 2008 22:14:46 GMT
;D Made me laugh
(Do it for) jonesinamillion.
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Post by jonesinamillion on Apr 17, 2008 22:16:30 GMT
I can feel a name change coming on......
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