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Post by swampySCFC on Apr 17, 2008 17:14:17 GMT
coming on?
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Post by visunitafortior on Apr 17, 2008 18:24:17 GMT
I've had an idea, what about phoning up with a bomb scare at 3am??
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Post by knowingeye on Apr 17, 2008 18:25:31 GMT
I've had an idea, what about phoning up with a bomb scare at 3am?? We'll not visit you inside then. |
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Post by stokecityscott on Apr 17, 2008 18:28:41 GMT
I've had an idea, what about phoning up with a bomb scare at 3am?? We'll not visit you inside then. ;D Is anyone up fer it or what? i mean doing something not a bomb scare ;D |
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Post by visunitafortior on Apr 17, 2008 18:31:46 GMT
Go on knowing eye, you've got the best telephone voice you do the bomb scare, use a payphone, stoke-fan-23 will give you the 20p.
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Post by Pembo on Apr 17, 2008 18:33:10 GMT
Stoke-Fan...Im up for it mate
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Post by StokieSC on Apr 17, 2008 18:34:31 GMT
CMI  |
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Post by DodgyDino on Apr 17, 2008 18:35:07 GMT
Get a loud halo on the carpark playing The BATTLE CRY ;D
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Post by second season tree on Apr 17, 2008 18:38:11 GMT
i'm visiting friends in market drayton in the early hours so i'll be going back clayton way and givin the worsels a good and proper wake up call with the car horn
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Post by Maccca100 on Apr 17, 2008 18:41:17 GMT
We should all mee toutside the mill on friday then go up there straight after.. Like Keele services in the 90s kinda thing
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Post by andylgr on Apr 17, 2008 18:54:30 GMT
I always think that stuff like that will just wind the opposition up further.
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Post by DansViews on Apr 17, 2008 19:29:01 GMT
Im up for it!
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Post by Funky on Apr 17, 2008 19:35:11 GMT
A flashmob would be funny, like this
Then everyone just go home.
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Post by Pembo on Apr 17, 2008 19:36:54 GMT
Needs to be louder though bread
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Post by nickstokefc on Apr 17, 2008 20:10:16 GMT
why dont we meet up and go for a drink in the bar,at the hotel
and giv it em,
we wont get banned from the match,they will be up all night giving statements,
job done
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Post by stokecityscott on Apr 17, 2008 20:17:20 GMT
why dont we meet up and go for a drink in the bar,at the hotel and giv it em, we wont get banned from the match,they will be up all night giving statements, job done sounds good its a public bar ;D |
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Post by visunitafortior on Apr 17, 2008 20:20:10 GMT
take some baseball bats or flare guns.
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Post by FrostySCFC on Apr 17, 2008 20:20:28 GMT
I'm sure there's plenty from Bristol City that read this message board. If one of them decides to tell someone at the club that the Stoke fans are planning on something then surely the team will move to somewhere else for the night ??? Is someone going to be there to make sure they actually arrive?
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Post by alan12661 on Apr 17, 2008 20:43:04 GMT
Just phone reception at around 11pm the night before the match and ask to speak to the Bristol City player who's wife wears a shell suit and drives a black 1996 VW golf, informing him that she has been seen giving a Bristol Rovers fan a BJ on the Bristol City car park.
Job Done, not a Bristol City player in Stoke the next day!!! Simple!!
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Post by visunitafortior on Apr 17, 2008 22:38:25 GMT
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Post by powchirper on Apr 17, 2008 23:15:57 GMT
Hey, They nicked my woman off my sig, Then they all went gooey over her as if they never seen a semi naked bird before, Strange fuckers.
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Post by AlanHansen on Apr 17, 2008 23:18:49 GMT
I think they like the fact that she hasn't got a beard.
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Post by foreverbristol79 on Apr 18, 2008 0:11:13 GMT
I've had an idea, what about phoning up with a bomb scare at 3am?? go for it morons if such a thing does happen then the police will be contacted with a link to this thread your IP addresses will be given over to them as per your sites rules and regulations which I quote... "Please note that with each post, your IP address is recorded, in the event that you need to be banned from this forum or your ISP contacted. This will only happen in the event of a major violation of this agreement." Making fake bomb threats is seriously against the law. If such a thing does happen on Friday night then Mr visunitafortior can expect a visit from the police I have saved this page on my hardrive too just in case all the best from everyone at Bristol City FC |
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Apr 18, 2008 0:15:26 GMT
To be honest I think the excitement of seeing a television set for the first time will keep those Bristol people awake all night
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Post by prong on Apr 18, 2008 0:34:36 GMT
QUOTE "a typical evening for these W*****s is 5h1tting ina bus shelter and eating a stolen McDonalds" Come on lads, they've got you on that one..  |
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Apr 18, 2008 0:40:57 GMT
Absolutely Prong  Chicken McNuggets are Xmas dinner in Bristol |
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Post by powchirper on Apr 18, 2008 0:43:41 GMT
Foreverdrizzle=GRASS, Grow up ffs its a bit of fun, Any way what you doin up at this silly time, i bet your waiting for your sister to come home from working the docks so you can both cuddle up and make some more 6 fingered babies, Fuckin inbred.
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Apr 18, 2008 0:49:08 GMT
This write up goes easy on Bristol to be fair Bristol is definately the chaviest place in the entire UK. This is typified by wondering into the town center on a saturday morning (peak chav time). As you wonder closer to town you can hear the crinkle of tracksuits, the tinkle of multiple HUGE gold earings, and the goddamn hip hop blaring out of the cars. Sweat starts to build on your forehead as you realise that this might in fact be a really bad idea. You wonder if buying new socks is really worth it as an Argos "urgent restocking" van races past you, loaded to the axles with what can only be fake LARGE jewellery. Unfortunately I've got to do it. Let's look at THE SHOPS - not one sports shop actually sells any sports goods other than trainers, basketball vests, and tracksuits. We don't even have a national basketball team do we??? To the rest of us a sports shop is where you go to peruse a variety of sporting equipment but no, not here. Take a glance in any of the "sports" stores and behold Bristol's finest, laden from head to toe in everything described on chavscum, looking for "upgrades". You've seen it all already ..... Let's look at the TOWN CENTER Now ok, Bristol town center isn't run down but it has to win this prize BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO RUIN IT! Now I have actually sat on one of those park benches in the center of town (it's called Broadmead) for 20 minutes just people watching, smoking to calm my nerves  . In 20 minutes and as God is my witness I saw 1, yes ONE non-chav couple. EVERYBODY else was chav classifyable. This does not include the shop staff i saw as generally people with jobs have a bit more respect for themselves. Room for discussion here i know but generally... The younger girls - big (ENOURMOUS!) gold hoopy earings or massive lumps of something that I can only think is supposed to make the wearer look rich, hair tied back so tight some form of machine was needed to do it, usually dyed, usually laquered (why? you've already tied it back!!) trakky bottoms, big rings..etc.... What I can't get over is that THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! It's as if there was only one originally then had some horrific accident with a photostat machine that unfortunately didn't ruin their features, just replicated them time and time again. I can only hope that slumside competition gets so ferocious that the earings get bigger and bigger and they all have tragic accidents with street cleaning machines...or something..anything..... The older girls - well I'd call them women but most of them look like men so older girls will do, even though most of them look like they've seen the rough side of 3 world wars. In Chav land it is illegal once past the age of 30 to grow your hair long. You immediately have to cut it so short it's either a number 2 or styled to look like every other chav mum. Again, large gold earings and of course leggins. Easy up, easy down, hence the "burgeoning peasant underclass". Mostly fat, no i got that wrong, mostly enourmous, with the occasional less wobbly one. McDonalds rules. The guys - where do i start? Traccy bottoms of course, or maybe some form of combat trouser with the top 15 inches of their calvins poking out the top. In fact some of them wear their trousers so low they should be classified as shoes. The caps...oh yes the classic burberry with that lovely tuft of hair poking out the front due to the obligatory angle of 38 degrees. Usually some sort of vest top or tracksuit top, and everythign HAS to have a label on it. Add to that a lovely gold chain or maybe a silver chain with a big cross hanging off it and there you go. Again multiple replicas wondering around, most of them have a fag permanently hanging out the corner of their mouths - for some reason i usually spot this first, maybe it's because I'm a smoker too, maybe it's a primeval instinct to avoid scum. The men - now these actually make me laugh. They gave up on all attempts at looking good at 30. Now their fat bellies hang out and that vest they bought in the sports store doesnt look so good any more. There's only so many times grease stains will wash out. I find that it's now that soverign rings and chains come into their own. The rings are the size of small cannonballs (need i say gold?) and the chains look large enough to keep an small ocean liner anchored in slightly large seas (no chavs, I'm not talking about the Atlantic here). What makes me laugh are the hideous beasts that are carrying the Argos bags alongside them. I've mentioned them above i know but these guys must have been soooo blind drunk at the time it tickles me pink. Every older chav bloke i see is seems sooo unhappy with their lot hahaha. And so they should be! Ok so that's the town center but i feel as with the nature of the webmaster's post i should expand a little to give you a feel of the town as a whole. Let's start with the cars - now we have a fair smattering of the old lowered novas with the gold hubcaps but the trend of late seems to be those hubcaps that spin round of their own accord, even when the car is stationary. Yeah cool man :0). Said enough already havn't i. Add to that huge spoilers that even have the manufacturers laughing themselves silly when they leave the factory and the seemingly obligatory blue downlighters and you get the general idea. You also have to watch where you go out down here unless you want to end up with the chavvers. Their favourite spots are the "Waterfront" and "Baldwin street". The waterfront is, as it sounds, on the docks and consists of various establishments battling for the drunken hordes by pushing 2for1 offers and your typical filthy clubs with "no jeans" policies and will only let in blokes if you're with women. I can understand this to an extent but when most of the women look like men then where does that leave them? Need i say that they all play the same trashy music - to this day I'm sure they all have the same 2 CDs. The DJ is the guy who consistently interrups the music by wishing Sharon a happy birthday (screams of delight and knickers off) and who is responsible for changing the cd. Baldwin Street is a street containing a few pub/club combos that I had the misfortune of stepping into at least once. Situated near the waterfront it has the worst club in Bristol. This club is called "Reflex". Yes, sounds classy eh? This place stands out by playing 80s music only (hmmm ghostbusters) and if you're male you're in trouble. The women in there are ferocious, aged between 25 and 70, and are dedicated chavsters to the extreme. I'm never been in such a horrendous place in my life which will kill your labido for weeks. Yes, if it's bloated tarts in overtight skirts you're after, or you prefer the older woman desperate for a sh@g who'll take you back to her estate and..well..quite frankly I'd really not like to let my mind wonder there. You'd probably come out in the morning with burberry elbow patches and think it's quite normal. What makes me laugh are the scored of blokes in there all trying to pull and all wearing different coloured versions of the exact same style "Ben Sherman" shirt! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! To sum up, in chav land the word individual is posponed until the afterlife...if at all. Bristol should win this competition based on chaviest population in the world, day or night!!!!! I'm off to look for an A-Bomb on Ebay............ ps-I'f I've offended anyone here then GOOD - GO GET A LIFE AND STOP DRESSING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE U FOOL!" |
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Post by prong on Apr 18, 2008 0:54:02 GMT
To be fair, I couldn't be arsed reading that, but well done youth.
In summary, if you planted Bristol somewhere on the edge of Leeds, it wouldn't look out of place.
But still, I live in the country now, so I don't really give a badgers arse.
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Apr 18, 2008 0:58:05 GMT
Baldrick is a Bristol City fan and casting my mind back to that beating at Wembley we gave them he was one of the more evolved supporters.
Bless em-
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. In 20 minutes and as God is my witness I saw 1, yes ONE non-chav couple. EVERYBODY else was chav classifyable. This does not include the shop staff i saw as generally people with jobs have a bit more respect for themselves. Room for discussion here i know but generally... The younger girls - big (ENOURMOUS!) gold hoopy earings or massive lumps of something that I can only think is supposed to make the wearer look rich, hair tied back so tight some form of machine was needed to do it, usually dyed, usually laquered (why? you've already tied it back!!) trakky bottoms, big rings..etc.... What I can't get over is that THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME! It's as if there was only one originally then had some horrific accident with a photostat machine that unfortunately didn't ruin their features, just replicated them time and time again. I can only hope that slumside competition gets so ferocious that the earings get bigger and bigger and they all have tragic accidents with street cleaning machines...or something..anything..... The older girls - well I'd call them women but most of them look like men so older girls will do, even though most of them look like they've seen the rough side of 3 world wars. In Chav land it is illegal once past the age of 30 to grow your hair long. You immediately have to cut it so short it's either a number 2 or styled to look like every other chav mum. Again, large gold earings and of course leggins. Easy up, easy down, hence the "burgeoning peasant underclass". Mostly fat, no i got that wrong, mostly enourmous, with the occasional less wobbly one. McDonalds rules. The guys - where do i start? Traccy bottoms of course, or maybe some form of combat trouser with the top 15 inches of their calvins poking out the top. In fact some of them wear their trousers so low they should be classified as shoes. The caps...oh yes the classic burberry with that lovely tuft of hair poking out the front due to the obligatory angle of 38 degrees. Usually some sort of vest top or tracksuit top, and everythign HAS to have a label on it. Add to that a lovely gold chain or maybe a silver chain with a big cross hanging off it and there you go. Again multiple replicas wondering around, most of them have a fag permanently hanging out the corner of their mouths - for some reason i usually spot this first, maybe it's because I'm a smoker too, maybe it's a primeval instinct to avoid scum. The men - now these actually make me laugh. They gave up on all attempts at looking good at 30. Now their fat bellies hang out and that vest they bought in the sports store doesnt look so good any more. There's only so many times grease stains will wash out. I find that it's now that soverign rings and chains come into their own. The rings are the size of small cannonballs (need i say gold?) and the chains look large enough to keep an small ocean liner anchored in slightly large seas (no chavs, I'm not talking about the Atlantic here). What makes me laugh are the hideous beasts that are carrying the Argos bags alongside them. I've mentioned them above i know but these guys must have been soooo blind drunk at the time it tickles me pink. Every older chav bloke i see is seems sooo unhappy with their lot hahaha. And so they should be! Ok so that's the town center but i feel as with the nature of the webmaster's post i should expand a little to give you a feel of the town as a whole. Let's start with the cars - now we have a fair smattering of the old lowered novas with the gold hubcaps but the trend of late seems to be those hubcaps that spin round of their own accord, even when the car is stationary. Yeah cool man :0). Said enough already havn't i. Add to that huge spoilers that even have the manufacturers laughing themselves silly when they leave the factory and the seemingly obligatory blue downlighters and you get the general idea. You also have to watch where you go out down here unless you want to end up with the chavvers. Their favourite spots are the "Waterfront" and "Baldwin street". The waterfront is, as it sounds, on the docks and consists of various establishments battling for the drunken hordes by pushing 2for1 offers and your typical filthy clubs with "no jeans" policies and will only let in blokes if you're with women. I can understand this to an extent but when most of the women look like men then where does that leave them? Need i say that they all play the same trashy music - to this day I'm sure they all have the same 2 CDs. The DJ is the guy who consistently interrups the music by wishing Sharon a happy birthday (screams of delight and knickers off) and who is responsible for changing the cd. Baldwin Street is a street containing a few pub/club combos that I had the misfortune of stepping into at least once. Situated near the waterfront it has the worst club in Bristol. This club is called "Reflex". Yes, sounds classy eh? This place stands out by playing 80s music only (hmmm ghostbusters) and if you're male you're in trouble. The women in there are ferocious, aged between 25 and 70, and are dedicated chavsters to the extreme. I'm never been in such a horrendous place in my life which will kill your labido for weeks. Yes, if it's bloated tarts in overtight skirts you're after, or you prefer the older woman desperate for a sh@g who'll take you back to her estate and..well..quite frankly I'd really not like to let my mind wonder there. You'd probably come out in the morning with burberry elbow patches and think it's quite normal. What makes me laugh are the scored of blokes in there all trying to pull and all wearing different coloured versions of the exact same style "Ben Sherman" shirt! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!! To sum up, in chav land the word individual is posponed until the afterlife...if at all. Bristol should win this competition based on chaviest population in the world, day or night!!!!! I'm off to look for an A-Bomb on Ebay............ ps-I'f I've offended anyone here then GOOD - GO GET A LIFE AND STOP DRESSING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE U FOOL!" 
