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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 11, 2008 20:47:31 GMT
"Eyup love, they say you are what you eat... Which means I could be you by tomorrow morning"
"Do you know what'd look good on you? ...Me!"
-"I'll be doing you tonight love!"
-"Oh, and how do you know that?"
-"Cause I'm stronger than you!"
;D
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Post by salopstick on Apr 11, 2008 20:53:14 GMT
boother, was it you who posted roses are red violets are blue get in the van  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 11, 2008 20:56:37 GMT
Missing a line but yeah.  Roses are red Violets are blue, I've got a knife, Get in the van. ;D |
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Post by stokiematt on Apr 11, 2008 21:02:45 GMT
posted this before n all Word of the day is legs lets go back mine and spread the word  |
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Post by salopstick on Apr 11, 2008 21:06:16 GMT
Missing a line but yeah. Roses are red Violets are blue, I've got a knife, Get in the van. ;D ;D brilliant |
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Post by Ursemboy on Apr 11, 2008 21:10:14 GMT
Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?
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Post by Ursemboy on Apr 11, 2008 21:11:23 GMT
If you were my homework I'd be doing you right now all over my desk!
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Post by bettyswallocks on Apr 11, 2008 21:17:05 GMT
Do any of you actually use a chat up line, must say I havent tried a chat up line its usually just a ( ayup duck fancy a drink ) always works
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 11, 2008 21:22:27 GMT
Nah I'm really good looking and charismatic, just eye contact and a smile, beaut. Then maybe walk past and a hand on the belly, stroke their hand and hold it, and lead them off to a corner and start kissing. But I do use chat up lines like them to ugly girls... "You're not the best looking girl, but beauty is only another pint away. Fancy getting me one?" |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2008 21:29:23 GMT
One of, if not the, funniest post I've seen on here: -
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Get in the van.
Genius Boother ;D
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Post by bettyswallocks on Apr 11, 2008 21:32:29 GMT
WD quite right, Shall be using that up anley duck
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 11, 2008 21:39:32 GMT
Some conflict going on here, Discotheque Dave reckons it's his...  Ah well, I'm above trying to copyright these things, anything to help my fellow Stokies get laid! ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2008 21:46:05 GMT
Who ever it belongs to, it's fucking funny. In fact, its as funny now as the first time I read it.
It's genius is in its simplicity.
Fuckin' love it ;D ;D ;D
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Post by TheDee51 on Apr 11, 2008 21:49:49 GMT
Quality - But it is definitely discomandaves. ;D
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 11, 2008 21:55:48 GMT
someone tried to claim the dog being sick one was theirs aswell.
I feel like David Brent claiming 'wank you very much' and same shit, different day'!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2008 21:59:40 GMT
DiscoDave, don't assume hey, it makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me"...... ;D |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 11, 2008 22:04:13 GMT
this scene reminds me of boother.
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Apr 11, 2008 22:07:21 GMT
Missing a line but yeah. Roses are red Violets are blue, I've got a knife, Get in the van. ;D Brilliant! That has creased me up completely! Have some karma. ;D |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 11, 2008 22:13:58 GMT
FFS
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2008 22:15:21 GMT
Sergio Georgini ;D ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 11, 2008 22:37:18 GMT
Hahaha very funny Dave but I'm not claiming to have made it up, I heard it years ago and I honestly posted it on Rivals. |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Apr 11, 2008 22:44:06 GMT
no problem, Sergio.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 11, 2008 22:45:43 GMT
;D
Fucking love you, Dave.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2008 22:59:40 GMT
Brent "In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency."
Tim "Yeah, that'd happen."
Gareth "Well, if he doesn't, report him."
Tim "Yeah, I'll report him while I'm walking home."
Gareth "Get a taxi, if you've got enough stamps."
Dawn "Or cash 'em in at the Post Office."
Brent "Shouldn't have to. Shouldn't have to."
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Post by booboo on Apr 11, 2008 23:33:42 GMT
posted this before n all Word of the day is legs lets go back mine and spread the word Thats made me laugh SM, It reminds me of a chat up line..... the only chat up line that made me go red, it was said to me in an open plan office..... Nice legs what time do they open! lol ;D |
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Post by soulstoke59 on Apr 12, 2008 0:03:08 GMT
this is a good un
tell her to say (crack my finger) backwards
then your in
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 12, 2008 0:04:52 GMT
"Regnif ym kcarc"? ??? ;D
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Post by booboo on Apr 12, 2008 2:13:54 GMT
"Regnif ym kcarc"? ??? ;D Nice one lol ;D |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 12, 2008 2:32:53 GMT
Ah thank you.  |
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Post by Top Stopper on Apr 12, 2008 10:30:30 GMT
"Regnif ym kcarc"? ??? ;D ;D ;D I thought the same...fooking hell I hate Saturday mornings! |
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