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Post by stokiematt on Mar 28, 2008 23:00:11 GMT
well it was a kitten either that or a dwarf cat  |
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 28, 2008 23:16:42 GMT
can i join in this gangbang?
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 28, 2008 23:17:18 GMT
yeh why not |
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 28, 2008 23:20:17 GMT
well i once dropped a kitten and kiled it.it was my girlfriends.she cried.i said so what,she dumped me.we were young.reyt pair of tits on her nowadays.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Mar 28, 2008 23:21:11 GMT
Absolutely Me and Matt were discussing the NSPCA.. the newly formed charity which supports young animals.. our old school days.. what my girlfriend got me for easter and how to piss off the neighbours by using your own shit ;D  |
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 28, 2008 23:25:20 GMT
well,the poo thing,i'd poo in tissue and throw it on there roof.so when they come home from shopping they see white stuff on there roof,the mrs asks the mr to go up and see what it is.he borrows a ladder from his other next door neighbour and goes on the roof to investigate,unluckily for him,he discovers its poo in a tissue.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Mar 28, 2008 23:30:58 GMT
;D Now that's an idea! The only problem is that you'd have to use tissue that is strong enough and that would be Bounty, and I really wouldn't like to wipe my arse with kitchen roll because it would wreck Unless.. you shat into the Bounty then used bog roll to wipe your arse so that you get the best of both worlds |
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 28, 2008 23:37:07 GMT
nope,didn't wipe me bum mate.i like my bum cheeks to slide past eachother........
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Mar 28, 2008 23:38:42 GMT
 What happens if it was a sticky poop?
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 28, 2008 23:42:23 GMT
then i add water
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Mar 28, 2008 23:45:03 GMT
You've thought about this...... Then again.. on a hot sweaty day.. you can't beat ice-cubes down ya pants! ;D The ol' penis may shrivel up but it doesn't half cool you down |
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 28, 2008 23:46:59 GMT
i usually take a cold bath when its too hot.or eat minge.
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 28, 2008 23:49:04 GMT
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how does that cool you down exactly
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Mar 28, 2008 23:55:09 GMT
Well.. I'll use an example for you Matt Remember cold wintery days on the playground by the barn at Thistles and how Beastie always used to have his hands down his kegs, holding onto his bollocks? Well.. it kept him warm.. it wasn't the lashings of flab he used to have (he's lost loads of weight now since high school.. looks rather good for it.. in a non gay way) Now.. the same applies to a hot day.. if you put something cold onto your dong then your body cools down.. just like on a cold day your nob is warm so if you keep hold of it then it warms your body up BEB.. eating minge is all fantastic but.. in the unfortunate case where the lady in question has 'a bit of a forest'.. she'll sweat and therefore taste a bit different |
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Post by stokiematt on Mar 28, 2008 23:56:30 GMT
thanks for the sex ed lesson SRF  |
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Post by boothenendboy on Mar 29, 2008 0:00:10 GMT
yeah but i live in a freezer
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Mar 29, 2008 0:10:03 GMT
There's always one... ;D |
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