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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jan 24, 2012 10:24:02 GMT
Tony Pulis is like being in a weird relationship with a girl.
Some weeks you love her massively. She's letting you in every hole (being a bit more adventurous) and you want to take her out to dinner and buy her flowers. Sometimes, though, no matter how well things appear from the outside (8th in the league, Valencia in a few weeks) she starts being an utter bastard and gets a bit paranoid that you're cheating. She starts trying to prove a point (playing Woodgate and Shotton on the right) and tests your patience by doing things that are impossible to fathom (playing Delap because it's 'too windy' for Wilson Palacios). In the end you just snap at her and you wish you had actually cheated on her because she's clearly a bit mental anyway.
You feel a bit bad after that and then you step back a bit. There's the sex (Europe). That amazing, amazing sex. And then there's the way you've been through all the ups and downs together and come out of it still strong (always being unbearable to watch away from home but amzingly getting to the FA Cup final).
And, then, it hits you. You're in the best relationship you've ever been in. You're perfect together and you're mad to want anything else yet there's always that nagging suspicion that she's going to go a bit mental again for no real reason. Again the doubt sets in and you think, somehow, that you can find somebody better and more attractive to watch.
Then, again, after a shit few weeks where you've been at the end of your tether, you'll beat Man United spectacularly and it's all flowers and gifts again for your wonderful, beautiful girlfriend.
Why can't it always be like this? Why can't it always be so perfect?
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Post by ruts66 on Jan 24, 2012 10:28:01 GMT
I like your notion of being massively in love by entering every hole... ;D That really made me laff...  |
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Post by superjonnywalters on Jan 24, 2012 10:29:15 GMT
Does she cook?
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jan 24, 2012 10:34:57 GMT
Sometimes she'll cook all three courses perfectly. You just can't complain. Then, sometimes, she'll inexplicably start putting mayonnaise on your oatcakes. And, Ruts, I'm a true romantic, me. |
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Post by marra315 on Jan 24, 2012 10:41:35 GMT
mayonnaise actually made me gag ! no inuendo
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Post by dexter97 on Jan 24, 2012 10:52:18 GMT
Tony Pulis is like being in a weird relationship with a girl. Some weeks you love her massively. She's letting you in every hole (being a bit more adventurous) and you want to take her out to dinner and buy her flowers. Sometimes, though, no matter how well things appear from the outside (8th in the league, Valencia in a few weeks) she starts being an utter bastard and gets a bit paranoid that you're cheating. She starts trying to prove a point (playing Woodgate and Shotton on the right) and tests your patience by doing things that are impossible to fathom (playing Delap because it's 'too windy' for Wilson Palacios). In the end you just snap at her and you wish you had actually cheated on her because she's clearly a bit mental anyway. You feel a bit bad after that and then you step back a bit. There's the sex (Europe). That amazing, amazing sex. And then there's the way you've been through all the ups and downs together and come out of it still strong (always being unbearable to watch away from home but amzingly getting to the FA Cup final). And, then, it hits you. You're in the best relationship you've ever been in. You're perfect together and you're mad to want anything else yet there's always that nagging suspicion that she's going to go a bit mental again for no real reason. Again the doubt sets in and you think, somehow, that you can find somebody better and more attractive to watch. Then, again, after a shit few weeks where you've been at the end of your tether, you'll beat Man United spectacularly and it's all flowers and gifts again for your wonderful, beautiful girlfriend. Why can't it always be like this? Why can't it always be so perfect? * Applauds * Well done, sir! |
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Post by Peters Pipe on Jan 24, 2012 10:58:23 GMT
Tony Pulis is like being in a weird relationship with a girl. Some weeks you love her massively. She's letting you in every hole (being a bit more adventurous) and you want to take her out to dinner and buy her flowers. Sometimes, though, no matter how well things appear from the outside (8th in the league, Valencia in a few weeks) she starts being an utter bastard and gets a bit paranoid that you're cheating. She starts trying to prove a point (playing Woodgate and Shotton on the right) and tests your patience by doing things that are impossible to fathom (playing Delap because it's 'too windy' for Wilson Palacios). In the end you just snap at her and you wish you had actually cheated on her because she's clearly a bit mental anyway. You feel a bit bad after that and then you step back a bit. There's the sex (Europe). That amazing, amazing sex. And then there's the way you've been through all the ups and downs together and come out of it still strong (always being unbearable to watch away from home but amzingly getting to the FA Cup final). And, then, it hits you. You're in the best relationship you've ever been in. You're perfect together and you're mad to want anything else yet there's always that nagging suspicion that she's going to go a bit mental again for no real reason. Again the doubt sets in and you think, somehow, that you can find somebody better and more attractive to watch. Then, again, after a shit few weeks where you've been at the end of your tether, you'll beat Man United spectacularly and it's all flowers and gifts again for your wonderful, beautiful girlfriend. Why can't it always be like this? Why can't it always be so perfect? Cheered me up no end! ;D Nicely done pineapple... |
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Post by stokiedj on Jan 24, 2012 11:25:49 GMT
Fantastic that, weird thing is its all so bloody true!
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Post by thepom on Jan 24, 2012 11:26:24 GMT
Very good analogy ......
Best post of the week !!!!!
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Post by swampmongrel on Jan 24, 2012 11:43:02 GMT
The other good thing about her is she's not very attractive so there's not much chance of her running of with one of your mates.
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Post by Old School Stokie on Jan 24, 2012 11:49:15 GMT
What you need is a good slag that goes up and down all the time - The Baggies!
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Post by RINGO STARR on Jan 24, 2012 11:55:43 GMT
Does this make Tony scholes the ever despised Mother-In Law then Pineapple?
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Post by foxysgloves on Jan 24, 2012 11:56:22 GMT
Tony Pulis is like being in a weird relationship with a girl. Some weeks you love her massively. She's letting you in every hole (being a bit more adventurous) and you want to take her out to dinner and buy her flowers. Sometimes, though, no matter how well things appear from the outside (8th in the league, Valencia in a few weeks) she starts being an utter bastard and gets a bit paranoid that you're cheating. She starts trying to prove a point (playing Woodgate and Shotton on the right) and tests your patience by doing things that are impossible to fathom (playing Delap because it's 'too windy' for Wilson Palacios). In the end you just snap at her and you wish you had actually cheated on her because she's clearly a bit mental anyway. You feel a bit bad after that and then you step back a bit. There's the sex (Europe). That amazing, amazing sex. And then there's the way you've been through all the ups and downs together and come out of it still strong (always being unbearable to watch away from home but amzingly getting to the FA Cup final). And, then, it hits you. You're in the best relationship you've ever been in. You're perfect together and you're mad to want anything else yet there's always that nagging suspicion that she's going to go a bit mental again for no real reason. Again the doubt sets in and you think, somehow, that you can find somebody better and more attractive to watch. Then, again, after a shit few weeks where you've been at the end of your tether, you'll beat Man United spectacularly and it's all flowers and gifts again for your wonderful, beautiful girlfriend. Why can't it always be like this? Why can't it always be so perfect? Flawless. Absolutely flawless. Genius. Restores my faith in this messageboard!!!!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2012 11:56:34 GMT
Worryingly I think I am married to TP :/
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Post by foxysgloves on Jan 24, 2012 11:58:07 GMT
Worryingly I think I am married to TP :/ Aren't we all.........    |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2012 11:58:48 GMT
Worryingly I think I am married to TP :/ Aren't we all......... Fair dinkums ;D |
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jan 24, 2012 15:09:42 GMT
Does this make Tony scholes the ever despised Mother-In Law then Pineapple? I don't even think mother-in-laws are quite that flawed! |
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Post by spooner22 on Jan 24, 2012 16:08:30 GMT
* claps *
brilliant!!! post
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Post by kitkatkev on Jan 24, 2012 19:59:07 GMT
You put it so well
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Post by elystokie on Jan 24, 2012 20:32:56 GMT
Does this make Tony scholes the ever despised Mother-In Law then Pineapple? I don't even think mother-in-laws are quite that flawed! Trust me, meet mine and you'd very quickly change your opinion on that... A fine post Mr Pineapple, the best in quite a while. |
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Post by seddonstandviewer on Jan 24, 2012 20:47:48 GMT
Why can't it always be like this? Why can't it always be so perfect? The perfect relationship consists of two perfect entities, or two contrasting entities. Maybe, Tony isn't perfect and neither are we OR maybe Tony and us are a bit too similar or maybe it's a combination of both. Great post BTW. |
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Post by OldStokie on Jan 24, 2012 20:58:57 GMT
Your OP worth logging on for, Sir P. The analogy is almost perfect, but I'd add that at times he's like a wife on her bad week: menstrual. Or perhaps on the change. (Most of you won't have got to that stage yet, but be warned, for some men it can be likened to the blitz, and the only air raid shelter you'll have is The King's Arms. That's OK if you're bi-sexual, but a bit of a bind if you only like the one kind of hole.  ) Made my day has the OP. OS doffs flat cap. OS. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2012 21:17:32 GMT
Don't forget, she came into some money (Coates), blew it on some massive jugs(Crouch and palacios), but we're still sitting there wondering why nobody else finds her attractive.
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Post by stokie25 on Jan 24, 2012 21:19:37 GMT
That really doesn't work when you are the missus |
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Post by foxysgloves on Jan 25, 2012 12:12:22 GMT
Deserving of a *bump*
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jan 25, 2012 14:44:30 GMT
Maybe I should've had a whinge about the Oatcake being full of cliquey bastards. |
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Post by dadofsam on Jan 25, 2012 14:48:03 GMT
If Pulis is your girl then there's a few on here who've definately got their brown wings
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Post by jbstokie on Jan 25, 2012 14:50:24 GMT
1,036 views and 26 replies... You're giving the outsiders no chance. It's like some kind of clique!
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Post by scfcno1fan on Jan 25, 2012 14:52:39 GMT
1,036 views and 26 replies... You're giving the outsiders no chance. It's like some kind of clique! This. |
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Post by stayingupfor GermanStokie on Jan 25, 2012 15:06:19 GMT
And what the hell is wrong with Mayo on oatcakes...... ;D
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