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Post by britvic on Feb 27, 2004 14:40:36 GMT
I never used to have any feelings whatsoever for Crewe, other than a slight puzzlement that they take up so much space (indeed any space) in the local rag and on Radio Stoke. But over the last year or so they have started to get right on my tits. Even more so when I read the preview that one of their gormless fans has managed to produce (see the link below). Hope our players read it and stuff it right down their throats. www.crewealexandra-mad.co.uk/news/loadfeat.asp?cid=ED13&id=144768 |
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Post by Coll40 on Feb 27, 2004 14:52:29 GMT
If anyone knows TP's e-mail address, cut and paste the article and send it to him.  |
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Post by baracouda on Feb 27, 2004 14:57:53 GMT
Fuck me, what's wrong with these idiots?
That inferiority complex just comes shining through.
Is this how you go when your club has gone as far as it possibly can and you come up against a club capable of achieving so much more?
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Post by Pricey on Feb 27, 2004 15:03:07 GMT
;D
Nice to know they care about us more than their own team.
But then we knew that already.
'Can we hear The Alex sing? Nooo nooo.
Can we hear The Alex sing? Nooo nooo.
Can we hear The Alex sing?
I can't hear a fucking thing!
Nooo, nooo. Ssssshhhhh, Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!'
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Post by dude on Feb 27, 2004 15:05:01 GMT
Let it go
Interesting a preview that deals entirely with the opposition. Says it all really.
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Post by britvic on Feb 27, 2004 15:17:09 GMT
You're probably right Dude, I really shouldn't let the little buggers get under my skin  |
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Post by Admin on Feb 27, 2004 15:38:03 GMT
Well, that preview confirms to me that Crewe fans are very balanced people... they have huge chips on BOTH shoulders.
Wazzock!
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Post by baracouda on Feb 27, 2004 15:42:37 GMT
Wazzock? You been watching too much Takeshi's Castle Smudge?  |
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Post by Pricey on Feb 27, 2004 15:56:25 GMT
Wazzock- what a word that is!!!!
Straight from 1995 though, a Close Junior School classic!
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Post by dude on Feb 27, 2004 15:57:45 GMT
I haven't heard that word in years!!! ;D The Dude is always right. Am calm, I know we'll win, am going to see Real Madrid on Sunday night then back for Ipswich. A football feast and a few lagers to wash down. The dude abides. |
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Post by RobPa on Feb 27, 2004 16:00:33 GMT
when i was at college 2day there was a few omf my mates who didnt even know where crewe was
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Feb 27, 2004 16:03:54 GMT
Those would be the geography students, no doubt! ;D
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Post by lurcherthelurker on Feb 27, 2004 16:08:12 GMT
Your a bunch of ***** you really are, someone takes the piss out of Stoke and you lot get the hump, fuck me, if we dont have the best previewer of all time in MCF (hope his house move goes ok tomorrow) who gets as much info on the opposition and really grinds it in. and you lot get the hump over that?
Fuck sake, wake up will ya!! so for those people that have moaned on here so far, dont ever let me catch you having a go at the opposition when they come on rivals cos I'll openly tell them that we have our own fair share of cry babies when it comes to previews, and you will have your names listed so they can take the piss out of you personally!!
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Post by Pricey on Feb 27, 2004 16:09:51 GMT
One of them could be Loz PP, I'm trying to remember a few of her classics from last season. Something like "Ipswich is up north near Leeds isn't it?" was one of them I think. Her little brother will certainly have a somewhat distorted cognitive map of the British Isles! ;D Edit- Erm....Rex....who is moaning about what the Crewe fan has said? Come on, please tell me....who is REALLY moaning? No-one is your answer, now clear off! (" Don't tell me to clear off you twat Pricey...your all talk and no action....blah blah blah.....arse!"  ) |
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Feb 27, 2004 16:16:37 GMT
Pricey, I can recall Loz telling me that story herself! ;D To be fair she has a job so it probably wasn't her on this occasion.
PS, Pricey, I think Rex is referring to the rest of the posters on this thread as ***** but not me!
Just so we have got that cleared up. ;D
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Post by baracouda on Feb 27, 2004 16:19:23 GMT
Rex
There's a difference between taking the piss/banter and having an obvious dislike of a club for no particularly good reason, other than them being geographicaly close and bigger than your club. This preview clearly comes in the latter category.
You are obviously not bright enough to see it though.
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Feb 27, 2004 16:23:33 GMT
I have no probs with piss taking, banter and even dislike of our club. I ask only two things:
1. If it is supposed to be humorous it should be funny - like MCF's previews are.
2. Whether it is supposed to be humorous or not, a preview of a match should actually be a preview and contain something of relevance to both sides.
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Feb 27, 2004 16:29:44 GMT
I hadn't noticed that Stripey. The guy is either very dim or alternatively he has a very sharp wit. Don't suppose we'll ever find out, sadly!  |
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Post by Hooky on Feb 27, 2004 21:18:47 GMT
"They also have Peter Hoekstra... he was a sub for Holland against England in the Euro 1996"
He started this game
"Yes, that was when he was half decent. Darrel Russel, now he's quite good but was offered mega wages - like Akinbiyi, De Goey, Asaba, Halls, Taggart & Noel Williams, but don't tell Stoke fans - they forgot to take off their rose tinted glasses and see that players nearing the end of the careers wouldn't take a pay cut of nearly £15,000 to join little Stoke City."
ROFLMFAO, they just can't believe we can get such good players for so little dosh
"In goal is a keeper more dodgey than Clayton Ince" sorry thats HILARIOUS, MORE dodgy.....more dodgy
so its not funny, not well researched,but apart from that its not bad
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Post by lurcherthelurker on Feb 28, 2004 8:45:56 GMT
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Feb 28, 2004 8:54:25 GMT
Rex the point is that the MCF previews WERE funny and the Crewe on isn't particularly funny. The main point is though, that for all their abuse and humour, MCF's previews are actually well researched with loads of good stuff (most of which was true) in amongst the stuff which was intended to wind up the opposition.
I wasn't one of those who got upset about the Crewe bloke's preview - there wasn't anything to get upset about to be honest, but it was piss poor writing and simply showed him up as a rather sad unimaginative individual
We are blessed on the Oatie with good preview writers - Gareth who plays it straight, writes well and does superb research and MCF the anarchist who also does superb research and is a natural comedian. It seems many other clubs are not so fortunate - including Crewe.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Feb 28, 2004 9:00:25 GMT
**** and wassock in the same thread........classic!!!
You bunch of plebs ;D
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Post by lurcherthelurker on Feb 28, 2004 9:08:03 GMT
Fornside
But that is also my point, its obvious the person who wrote the crwho preview is short on the grey matter, but still you lot rose to the bait. fucking unbelievable !!
people are whinging cos it has a few insults!! so fucking what!!
here's a few from the mcf page
Ugly twat Dowie
Some stoke fans are still moaning twats (how appropriate!! (Franchise preview)
Robbie Earle ex fail twat (we all know what slang for twat is)
Cardiff.....they do fuck sheep
Terry butcher..what a fucking prick
alan brazil..a fat boring jocko twat..
the list is endless, yet some muppet from crwho says our players are dodgy, and you lot go crying to your mothers!!
consistency...if you cant take it then dont give it..
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Feb 28, 2004 9:11:50 GMT
Rex, no point in quoting me to make a point about whinging. If you look back on the thread you'll see I never whinged once until you started whinging about the whingers - even then it was only out of solidarity as even whingers needs friends! ;D
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Post by lurcherthelurker on Feb 28, 2004 9:15:01 GMT
Rex, no point in quoting me to make a point about whinging. If you look back on the thread you'll see I never whinged once until you started whinging about the whingers - even then it was only out of solidarity as even whingers needs friends! ;D Interpreted as, you agree with me !! they are whingers and you feel they need as much loving as they can get cos they are sad bastards!!. Go on admit it.. I'm actually right on this one ;D Your removal on the whingers list hangs in the balance ;D |
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Post by Hooky on Feb 28, 2004 9:23:07 GMT
re-arrange these words into a well known phrase hill making mole your a mountain off out  |
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Post by lurcherthelurker on Feb 28, 2004 9:34:17 GMT
**** and wassock in the same thread........classic!!! You bunch of plebs ;D Hillers, try this one......you plank ;D |
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Post by britvic on Feb 28, 2004 9:35:51 GMT
Rex,
I'm not entirely sure what you mean by "****"; I always thought it was a derogatory term for someone who has Downs Syndrome. So, how exactly does my taking offence at the poorly written purile drivel of a Crewe fan place me in that category ?
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Feb 28, 2004 9:45:51 GMT
Rex, you may be beginning to see where I am coming from. Yes, there were whingers on this thread. So what? Stoke has always prided itself on having a full quota of whingers!
Whinge about the board, the players, the Brit, the quality of the pies, the price of beer etc etc etc. The point is we should cherish our whingers, they help make us the proud club we are - calling them ***** (which as BritVic says is a derogatory term sometimes used about sufferers from Downs syndrome) isn't very neighbourly.
So I am proud to stand shoulder to shoulder with the whingers and to paraphrase Kennedy's speech the Berlin Wall "I am a whinger" at least in the context of your criticism of them on this thread.
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Post by lurcherthelurker on Feb 28, 2004 9:46:36 GMT
my classing the whingers as ***** is by no means a slant at Downs people, they might be handicapped, but are not brain dead by any stretch of the imagination.
My classing you lot as ***** is that you were so easily led up the garden path by a few insults about our club/team, when we crack up at what mcf writes which is far worse. but not too many stokies moan about those.
pot and kettle spring to mind
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