3 things you didnt know about me thread.....

[Tom_stokiepmre89]

i will start, everyone can make their own contribution,


1, my middle name is james.

2, i once owned a pet crab named sid vicious

3, i was scrooge in my year 6 christmas play

[robdog]

1.my middle name is James

2.i have a nut allergy

3.i used to be a trainspotter as a child(not a Crwho fan)

;D ;D

[soicowboy]

1 Middle name is Patrick

2 Used to have a snake called Hitler-A piranha named Chewbacca and a tarantula called chisel, not at the same time

3 I've never see a Matrix film

[craig67]

1.No middle name,my parents weren't rich enough to allow me to have one.

2.Have a dog named Romvi.Named after a Greek island,that is supposed to look like the breasts of Aphrodite.(Honest it's true)

3.A previous girlfriend used to refer to me as her Bucknall stallion.(know what i mean girls)

[Tom_stokiepmre89]

just for future reference, you dont have to state you middle names,.

[SegaMegaDave]

1. my name is not dave
2. my name has never been dave
3. i have often wondered what it would be like to be called dave

[jpm64]

1 I have got a middle name

2 It is the same as Soi's

3 I am not Irish ( Well only a Plastic one )

[Pretty Little Boother]

1. I can neck a pint in under three seconds.
2. My middle name is Austin.
3. I once accidentally shot my grandad in the arm with an arrow when he was walking behind the hedge I had the target up against, and took a massive chunk of skin out of him.

[Deleted]

1) I can easily drink 10 pints of lager in one drinking session without any vomiting incidents.
2) After 15 pints of lager, I can eat a half a large mixed kebab in under 64 minutes, whilst spilling the other half over my face/clothes and leaving the remainder spread out on my floor.
3) After 15 pints of lager I can lie perfectly still on the floor without holding onto anything.

[Pretty Little Boother]

You've beaten me on number three, Whydelilah. I constantly have to hold onto the matress to stop myself from falling out of bed.

Except I can probably do about 18 in a nine hour session.

[Deleted]

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4) I can drink 18 pints in a nine hour session with only a small chance of me suffering from a mild case of death.

;D

[Mr Wheeze]

1) My middle name is Mathew (1 T)
2) Amongst the pets i own is a rabbit called Apollo after Apollo Creed.
3) Me and my missus have decided to call our 2nd daughter, due in May, Eleanor. Her 2nd middle name will be Gladys after my nan who passed away 24 years ago. We still havent decided on a 1st middle name yet.

[Staffsoatcake]

1. My middle name begins with O.
2.I have been shot at twice.
3.I have only ever shit mesen twice.

[jonesinamillion]

1 - I tpye with one fniger and am poor at speling.
2 - I once (accidentally) trod on a friends pet terapin then chucked the flattened morcel in the bin to destroy the evidence.
3 - I try to eat bacon on at least three occasions on any given day.

[jpm64]

Bloody Hell Staffs all those years in Derry and only 2 shootings and 2 Shittings !!! ;D

[craig67]

Mr.Wheeze how about Dave? ;D

[Pretty Little Boother]

whydelilah said:

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4) I can drink 18 pints in a nine hour session with only a small chance of me suffering from a mild case of death.

;D

Well, I meant water, but sure! ;D

[Mr Wheeze]

craig67 said:

Mr.Wheeze how about Dave? ;D

Eleanor Dave Gladys......

Hmmm, its got a certain ring to it eh?!

[SegaMegaDave]

craig67 said:

Mr.Wheeze how about Dave? ;D

brilliant idea.

i sometimes think that the world would be a better place if everyone was called dave

[StokieSC]

1. I'm related to Manures Chris Eagles

2. My Grandad was good mates with Alan Hudson.

3. I was once mistaken for Tyrone out of Corrie.

[stokeylad]

1. i had 8 goldfish die within 2 months all called wallace and gromit

2. i have a strange liking for penguins (hence the pic)

3. i am a terrible speller and dont know how i got a B at gcse

smeegs did you take that mistaken idneity as a compliment?

[thewilse]

Staffs did the shittings happen immediately after the shootings?

[Deleted]

1. I know how to work out how many units are in any given alcoholic drink.

2. I once got caught licking my now ex's minge by my mum.

3. I love pernod and sluts.

[Tom_stokiepmre89]

were you shot in the pelvis, with the bullet exiting through your ass, then you shat through the exit wound?

[Deleted]

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4) I was once got caught licking loonys mums minge by loony. Tasted like taxi drivers feet (Don’t ask me how I know what that tastes like….)

[Deleted]

4. I once caught whydelilah licking my mums fanny even though it wasn't my mum but in fact his Dad dressed up as a woman using two taxi drivers feet as some abnormally shaped vagina.

[Tom_stokiepmre89]

ROFL @ looney ;D

[Deleted]

Touché loony, have some karma!! ;D

[Staffsoatcake]

About 1/2 second after. ;D

[stokiematt]

1. im a stoke fan
2. my name is matt
3. i find squirrels funny