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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2008 12:39:36 GMT
A Somalia arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to the UK
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Pakistani."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!" The
Person says, "I not British, I am Polish."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful things in England!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from India, I am not British!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you British?" She says," No, I am from Africa!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British people?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2008 12:43:35 GMT
Bernard is that you back from the dead??
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2008 12:44:15 GMT
 ;D
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Post by 'i'mnaked' on Feb 14, 2008 12:47:53 GMT
very very funny. not really racist. however, be prepared for a move across the channel to the everything else section.!  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2008 12:48:22 GMT
What I find even more amusing than that ever-so-funny joke is the amount of British nationals that are a drain on the state by refusing to get off their arses and get a job. Now that's funny.......
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2008 12:48:53 GMT
I'm prepared!!
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Post by 'i'mnaked' on Feb 14, 2008 12:50:04 GMT
also true prestwich, lets not open a can of worms though. just take the joke with a pinch a salt. it is funny, whether true or not.
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Post by Premiership for hutchstokie on Feb 14, 2008 12:51:51 GMT
SPOT BOLLOCK ON 100%
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Post by Admin on Feb 14, 2008 16:04:30 GMT
Okay, funny joke, but can we make up our minds?
Are these foreigners here all scrounging or are they nicking all of our jobs?
Which one is it because the record seems to get changed every week.
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Post by PotteringThrough on Feb 14, 2008 16:05:11 GMT
They take the night jobs ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2008 16:08:21 GMT
Both smudge. They are taking our homes and jobs whilst at the same time not working and claiming all the benefits.
Get with the picture…….
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Post by Sammz on Feb 14, 2008 16:16:26 GMT
Didn't one of them pinch the jam out of your doughnut once WD?
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Post by stokieg on Feb 14, 2008 16:20:07 GMT
Hope knowingeye does'nt read this  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2008 16:21:16 GMT
They did sammz!! ;D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2008 16:25:14 GMT
How strange my Somalian next door neighbour has just got home, she's a nurse at the local hospital and her husband works at a factory nearby.
The Polish couple across the road both work as well, she owns a Polish shop in the village and he's a doctor. He can't practice medicine for 12 months though so he's working in an office in Manchester in the meantime.
I took my new born son to the doctors this morning and he saw an Indian GP.
Then on the way back I called into the local shop to get a morning paper, the guy that owns it is Pakistani.
But like you say whydelilah, they all come over here for their handouts.............. ???
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2008 16:28:54 GMT
I wasn’t saying anything flower, just posted a joke on here.
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Post by PotteringThrough on Feb 14, 2008 16:31:12 GMT
Good god Prestwich, where do you live, the land of bennetton?
(I assume from your name that you actually live in Prestwich i'm just merely making a joke)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2008 16:35:23 GMT
Don’t upset him Matt, he’s up on his pedestal…….alongside his high horse and moral high ground…….
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 14, 2008 17:09:35 GMT
Smudge, have some belated karma for your new av, I love it x
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Post by foals on Feb 15, 2008 12:49:21 GMT
i exalt thee.
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Post by st0kecity on Feb 15, 2008 14:08:10 GMT
In the spirit of the rest of this thread I give you a poem.....
I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, 'You come no more, we send cash right to your door.'
Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!
By and by, I get plenty money.
Thanks to you, you British dummy!
Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!
They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in, but neighbour's patience wearing thin. Finally, British guy moves away.
Now I buy his house, then I say,
'Find more immigrants for house to rent.' And in the yard I put a tent.
Everything is very good, and soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, it's called breeding.
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
British crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for British race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Afghanistan !
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Feb 15, 2008 15:27:58 GMT
Yeah, these Poles work but they dont do any bloody overtime! Mind you thats all the more for me i suppose!  Theres gotta be a limit as to how many foreigners come in thsi country surley? I mean for christs sake we're full to bursting already. We're to bloody soft in this country. This goverment need to stop the amount that are coming in and do more to get our bone idle citizens off their arses and into jobs. Like Stopping their bloody dole money. One thing that does piss me off is when i read about these foreigners claiming benefits and claimimg child benefit and for kids that dont even live in this country! while my father in law gets 2 quid a fucking week JSA cos he has an army pension! spent 47 years paying his taxes and his stamp and served his country and he gets fuck all, while Johnny Foreigner and the bone idle bastards in this country claim left right and fucking centre! Wrong totally wrong. |
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Post by bostedclog on Feb 15, 2008 15:29:32 GMT
st0kecity where the fuck did you find that complete dross from  shouldnt people be taking it out on the councils and government if they have issues not taking it out on the working class people who just want a better life for themselves and families if all the brits who live abroad came back and the (foreigners )went back to thier origins the countrys population would increase beyond belief.and the unemployed would also increase 10 fold and put further strain on the economy .so make your mind up chaps cant have it both ways |
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Post by st0kecity on Feb 15, 2008 15:36:39 GMT
st0kecity where the fuck did you find that complete dross from Been doing the email rounds for a while. |
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Post by bostedclog on Feb 15, 2008 15:38:17 GMT
ha cheers for smiting me 16 posts and minus 21 karma you doing well here son the racist like the dinosaur will eventually be extinct due to his tiny brain
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Post by st0kecity on Feb 15, 2008 15:41:30 GMT
ha cheers for smiting me 16 posts and minus 21 karma you doing well here son the racist like the dinosaur will eventually be extinct due to his tiny brain Lol, you amuse me. And believe me, the pleasure was all mine. BTW, when you find your sense of humour do let me know ;D |
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Post by TheBeautifulGame on Feb 15, 2008 15:43:14 GMT
I've got it. |
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Post by bostedclog on Feb 15, 2008 15:44:23 GMT
my girfriend is asian (india)so i dont really have a sense of humor regarding racism .o and before you start she is a paediatrician looking after ill and sick white british babies
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Post by st0kecity on Feb 15, 2008 15:49:52 GMT
my girfriend is asian (india)so i dont really have a sense of humor regarding racism .o and before you start she is a paediatrician looking after ill and sick white british babies Well good for her. Unfortunately there is a vast majority of "non British" that are not like her. |
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Post by bostedclog on Feb 15, 2008 15:54:45 GMT
Well good for her. Unfortunately there is a vast majority of "non British" that are not like her
that is just not true and you know it.may as well send half the stoke team back to where they belong then .Fuller,Mama,Cort,Zak,Whelan,Diao,Demar to name some or are they ok because they work.so that means they are acceptable
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