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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 12, 2008 20:13:48 GMT
Got malady a Fridge.  |
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Feb 12, 2008 20:16:10 GMT
Cool.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 12, 2008 20:20:46 GMT
Ours broke down this morning,& it's cheaper than flowers. ;D
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Feb 12, 2008 20:25:37 GMT
Hope she isn't fridgeed
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Feb 12, 2008 20:54:49 GMT
We missed shrove Tuesday so I think I'll get her a Pancake.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 12, 2008 21:25:56 GMT
I'll buy several hundred cards and send them to a load of girls at Uni, hedge me bets, like.
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Post by stokiematt on Feb 12, 2008 21:58:28 GMT
fuck all.  |
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 12, 2008 22:23:27 GMT
A bodybag.
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Post by allmyownteeth on Feb 12, 2008 22:59:22 GMT
Such a romantic mumf ;D
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 12, 2008 23:06:50 GMT
allmyownteeth....Before the first fart club ...!
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Post by Tom_stokiepmre89 on Feb 12, 2008 23:08:49 GMT
a bottle of champagne and a box of chocolates from morrisons, both for £15 ,
bargain ;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 12, 2008 23:28:08 GMT
No-one to buy for...  |
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Post by soicowboy on Feb 12, 2008 23:29:51 GMT
Sal send me some champers darling xxxxxx
Will go to a good home ;D
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Post by trend....... on Feb 12, 2008 23:32:25 GMT
Valentines day is the biggest load of BOLLOCKS going.
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 12, 2008 23:32:33 GMT
Problem solved, thanks soi, that's very kind of you ;D ;D
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 12, 2008 23:35:55 GMT
Mermaidsal....I'm not averse to 20 Woodbines ....
What would you like...?
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 12, 2008 23:37:49 GMT
Honestly the pleasure of sending you Woodbines is all I could ever ask for, mumf.  Can you still buy Woodbines though??? |
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 12, 2008 23:39:36 GMT
I get mine direct from France.....OOOerr...
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Post by soicowboy on Feb 12, 2008 23:41:43 GMT
And some Jaffa cakes Sal -and Lucozade-the original stuff Can't get them here- oh and the latest copy of Viz. If you're feeling really generous a bottle of 'Joop' - red not blue or green You're a real darling xxxxxx |
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 12, 2008 23:48:05 GMT
Sal...If yo0u played your cards right I'd show you my ferrets and signed photo's of Jimmy Greenhoff.
Afterwards I would buy you pudding chips and peas from Tunstall and we then we could move on to Westport Lake to feed the Ducks...
What do'yer say...?
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Post by soicowboy on Feb 12, 2008 23:50:48 GMT
God damn you mumf you candy mouth-was in there until you came along
Any chance of some Jaffa cakes and no hard feelings (oooh matron) ?
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 13, 2008 0:04:36 GMT
mumf, you've swept me off my wheels but can you just give me five minutes while I drop these Jaffa cakes and Joops off in Thailand ?
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 13, 2008 0:08:45 GMT
Don't go to Thailand...It's dirty over there...Full of strange men..You know the type..
Even Gary Glitter wants to come home.
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Post by soicowboy on Feb 13, 2008 0:12:49 GMT
Gary Glitters in Vietnam We're all suave in the land of smiles and smell of Joop (red not green or blue) You're out of your depth mumfy my friend |
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 13, 2008 0:17:01 GMT
It's all the piggin same..Fucket,Vietnam,Cambodia,Chlamydia,Crabs,...men walking round in skirts....girls walking around in Trousers...
You don't get filth like that in Fegg Hayes...Although there is the odd skin-head lezzer...
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Post by allmyownteeth on Feb 13, 2008 0:32:16 GMT
you will have to bottle that first fart mumf, gotta be a great seller for vallys. smilly thingy
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 13, 2008 0:33:39 GMT
my dick in her mouth.
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Post by allmyownteeth on Feb 13, 2008 0:39:28 GMT
Its in her hand, BEB in her hand, remember ;D
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Post by mumf14 on Feb 13, 2008 0:50:56 GMT
Ilda went to a fortune teller last week...Her name was Autistic Aggie formely of Clevelys..
Aggie said to our Ilda .."Is there anyone you like me me to pass a message to...?"
Ilda said "Tell mumf to light the oven when he gets in to warm the pies.."
Aggie said..."Is he dead,..I can only make contact with the spirit world..."
Hilda replied.." Well he will be if he strikes a match....I put the gas on an hour ago....!!!"
The evil bastuuurd.!!
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Post by allmyownteeth on Feb 13, 2008 0:53:56 GMT
;D  ;D |
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Can you still buy Woodbines though???
;D
