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Post by stevethestokie on Feb 7, 2008 17:48:06 GMT
Was looking at some photos today and came across one of me with some bird i once did. She was fit as fcuk but she had more hair on her fanny than russell brand has on his head! It was never right. Dont get me wrong i dont mind a bit but jesus when she sat on my face i nearly choked. Anyone else had similar experiences? I find it very upsetting when a really nice bird has a soddin jungle in her knickers!  |
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Feb 7, 2008 17:56:53 GMT
Dont know bout hairy muff...how about a hairy cornflake?  |
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 7, 2008 17:59:02 GMT
i thankfully have never fucked a tuffty.
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Feb 7, 2008 18:01:03 GMT
Tufty? Not the road safety squirrel from the 70s...(crickey im showing my age!)
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Feb 7, 2008 18:02:29 GMT
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 7, 2008 18:11:53 GMT
yes,i have fucked a squirrel in longton park,but it wasnt tufty im afraid.
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Feb 7, 2008 19:15:43 GMT
Thats Longton Park for you...:-D
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 7, 2008 19:16:57 GMT
Muffs are very useful things, you can put both hands in there and keep them warm in winter  |
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Post by muckakev on Feb 7, 2008 19:45:56 GMT
Frigging hel sal, you must have a big muff to put both hands in...lol
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Post by Cassius Clayhead on Feb 7, 2008 22:45:05 GMT
Fucking Squashed spiders, luv em.
Get real you pussies.
No Muff Too Tuff.
Stokies love Beaver.
;D ;D ;D
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Post by ricksastokie on Feb 8, 2008 0:48:08 GMT
One of my favourite lines was "She had a muff like an overstuffed cushion"
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Post by Pedropotter on Feb 8, 2008 11:57:04 GMT
Slightly off piste, but I like the term, 'it looked like she had got Don King in a headlock' when referring to a hairy armpit.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 8, 2008 12:49:41 GMT
"I've never seen a bearded kebab before..."
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Post by myleftboot on Feb 8, 2008 13:21:56 GMT
I remember one particular drunken night in London after work and I ended up pulling this right fit woman. When we got down to it the thing wasn't just hairy it was grey hair as well. She was only 25 as well  |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 8, 2008 14:59:02 GMT
A Hairy Mary always beats a Shaven haven IMHO, No muffs to tough we dive at 5. ;D
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