30 years old...31 in a couple of weeks, and I've been 'done' by chickenpox. What a load of toss. My skin aches...my fucking SKIN aches. As do my fingernails and hair. I'm positively Chadwick-esque in my appearance.
But you know the worst thing about it all? The Occupational Health chick at work has told me to stay away 'til I'm better. "Result!", some of you may think. Alas, no. A big fat fuck-off resounding 'NO!'.
And here is why:
At this moment:
BBC1 : Bargain Hunt BBC2 : Working Lunch ITV1 : Loose Women Channel4 : Come Dine With Me Channel5 : Cooking The Books
Jesus fucking wept.
In summary: chickenpox - bad enough to put you off work, but not bad enough to temporarily deprive you of your sight or hearing.