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Post by paula_m on Jan 11, 2008 9:43:49 GMT
An Irish Ghost Story
Murphy, a Univeristy College Dublin student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on.
The car started moving slowly.
John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of no where through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying and....wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night.
They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing Murphy sobbing at the bar, one said to the other...
"Look Paddy.....there's that bloody eejit that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!"
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Post by Silverdale on Jan 11, 2008 10:13:44 GMT
;D
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jan 11, 2008 10:30:01 GMT
;D
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Post by the cat on Jan 11, 2008 12:50:58 GMT
Two drunks in a disco, one noticed a stunner sat at the bar and decided to try his luck. He went over and asked her for a dance, to which she replied "Sorry but i am conncerntrating on Matrimony and i would rather sit than dance". The drunk returned to his mate, who asked what she had said. "She said that she was constipated on macaroni and would rather shit her pants"
Coats on. I'm gone
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Post by frasier37 on Jan 11, 2008 13:15:15 GMT
It would have been funny but, its confusing when you change his name from Murphy to John halfway through the joke
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 11, 2008 15:47:33 GMT
HAHA Frasier! I didn't even notice that! ;D
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Post by TheBeautifulGame on Jan 11, 2008 15:55:02 GMT
It's a cut and shut job.
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Post by Scanner on Jan 11, 2008 15:56:16 GMT
Like it paula ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D here, have some karma!
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Post by paula_m on Jan 12, 2008 2:04:23 GMT
HAHA Frasier! I didn't even notice that! ;D oops neither did I
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Post by paula_m on Jan 12, 2008 2:05:12 GMT
Like it paula ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D here, have some karma! whooooo that's two now, thanks
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