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Post by oularesarse on Dec 14, 2007 9:13:02 GMT
Being a smoker, going out in the cold is not to pleasant at the moment as North Staffordshire hits sub zero temperatures. However, my main concern is this, when one is cold two things happen, a) one needs a piss and b) ones penis shrivels up a little. And so, in coming back inside, one uses the facilities to releive ones self, whilst pissing in a fountain esque way due to excess fore skin, hence wetting ones feet, making it colder the next fag time, the situation getting worse as the night grows and beer flows.
Anyone else understand my frustraitions?
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Post by frasier37 on Dec 14, 2007 9:16:36 GMT
So the WEED is why you PEED.
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