Being a smoker, going out in the cold is not to pleasant at the moment as North Staffordshire hits sub zero temperatures. However, my main concern is this, when one is cold two things happen, a) one needs a piss and b) ones penis shrivels up a little. And so, in coming back inside, one uses the facilities to releive ones self, whilst pissing in a fountain esque way due to excess fore skin, hence wetting ones feet, making it colder the next fag time, the situation getting worse as the night grows and beer flows.
My love for my wife and even deceased relitives may one day fade away, but my dedication to my football club never will, it would be absurd to suggest it could. Moreover, it is acceptable to move house, swap your car and even your wife, but never, ever your football club. May the 4th be with you, forever and ever. Amen.